Lumber Joe, Joey Moses, Beef Jerky Joe - The Official Joe Harris Thread

MrDollarBills · Post #681 » by **MrDollarBills** » Tue Sep 3, 2019 10:56 pm

^Tatum has been terrible in pool play this far. Dude swears he's **** ing Kobe

Anyway:

KD likes what he sees from Joey Buckets

Paradise · Post #682 » by **Paradise** » Thu Sep 5, 2019 11:34 pm

Brooklyn has turned my man Joe into a savage lol

Straight up flexed on him and pushed him off like he was nothing.

Followed it up today by owning Japan and leading the US again in intangible stats.

Read on Twitter

MrDollarBills · Post #683 » by **MrDollarBills** » Fri Sep 6, 2019 12:46 am

Joe has been one of the most efficient players on the team.

gigantes · Post #684 » by **gigantes** » Fri Sep 6, 2019 2:47 am

I love how Joe looks so blue-collar / mountain-man, and a fairly mediocre athlete by NBA standards, yet at the same time simply born to play bball... like his head was wired for it from day zero, playing in his crib with a baby hoop & ball.

Obviously that's disrespectful to all his hard work and gym-rattery across the years, but there are few things that bring me a smile like a player who moves well / energetically, quickly reads a situation & makes their move, leaving lots of time on the clock for the next teammate to operate with.

Joe's defensive limitations aside, you'd think the league would be swimming with players like this, but I'm not sure that's actually the case.

MrDollarBills · Post #685 » by **MrDollarBills** » Fri Sep 6, 2019 12:42 pm

Paradise wrote:Brooklyn has turned my man Joe into a savage lol

Watch on YouTube

Straight up flexed on him and pushed him off like he was nothing.

Followed it up today by owning Japan and leading the US again in intangible stats.

Read on Twitter

Elite shooter, elite finisher. Marks needs to get him locked into an extension ASAP

I think we can say that Joe Harris is everyone's favorite Net.

TheNetsFan · Post #686 » by **TheNetsFan** » Sat Sep 7, 2019 1:08 am

MrDollarBills wrote:
Paradise wrote:Brooklyn has turned my man Joe into a savage lol

Watch on YouTube

Straight up flexed on him and pushed him off like he was nothing.

Followed it up today by owning Japan and leading the US again in intangible stats.

Read on Twitter

Elite shooter, elite finisher. Marks needs to get him locked into an extension ASAP

I think we can say that Joe Harris is everyone's favorite Net.

Unfortunately, we can't extend him. He will have to hit free agency.

MrDollarBills · Post #687 » by **MrDollarBills** » Sat Sep 7, 2019 4:32 am

TheNetsFan wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
Paradise wrote:Brooklyn has turned my man Joe into a savage lol

Watch on YouTube

Straight up flexed on him and pushed him off like he was nothing.

Followed it up today by owning Japan and leading the US again in intangible stats.

Read on Twitter

Elite shooter, elite finisher. Marks needs to get him locked into an extension ASAP

I think we can say that Joe Harris is everyone's favorite Net.

Unfortunately, we can't extend him. He will have to hit free agency.

WHY!?

TheNetsFan · Post #688 » by **TheNetsFan** » Sun Sep 8, 2019 12:44 pm

MrDollarBills wrote:
TheNetsFan wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
Elite shooter, elite finisher. Marks needs to get him locked into an extension ASAP

I think we can say that Joe Harris is everyone's favorite Net.

Unfortunately, we can't extend him. He will have to hit free agency.

WHY!?

You can't extend until after the 2nd Anniversary of his last contract or extension signing, and he only signed for 2 years.

Paradise · Post #689 » by **Paradise** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:41 pm

Joe has a new nickname!

Given his early travels around the NBA, Harris is uniquely equipped to describe what happens on various team planes while journeying from city to city for games.

"Honestly, the team plane you are either 1) watching a tv show or movie, 2) sleeping or 3) gambling," he said. "My rookie year, I actually did none of those. I counted Kendrick Perkins' winnings for him. They used to call me 'The Accountant.'"

Harris has previously detailed the "duffel bag" of cash Perkins would win on team flights, and the longtime NBA center routinely cut in his accountant on those winnings.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2858260?share=other

MrDollarBills · Post #690 » by **MrDollarBills** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:04 pm

Paradise wrote:Joe has a new nickname!

Given his early travels around the NBA, Harris is uniquely equipped to describe what happens on various team planes while journeying from city to city for games.

"Honestly, the team plane you are either 1) watching a tv show or movie, 2) sleeping or 3) gambling," he said. "My rookie year, I actually did none of those. I counted Kendrick Perkins' winnings for him. They used to call me 'The Accountant.'"

Harris has previously detailed the "duffel bag" of cash Perkins would win on team flights, and the longtime NBA center routinely cut in his accountant on those winnings.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2858260?share=other

Perk is lazy af man

Claud · Post #691 » by **Claud** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:47 pm

Joe Harris is the symbol for everything BK basketball is suppoused to be about.

It would be a shame to lose Joey buckets after this season considering we gave Prince and others money over Joe.

I would be sad to see him play for some other team.

vincecarter4pres · Post #692 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:28 am

MrDollarBills wrote:
Paradise wrote:Joe has a new nickname!

Given his early travels around the NBA, Harris is uniquely equipped to describe what happens on various team planes while journeying from city to city for games.

"Honestly, the team plane you are either 1) watching a tv show or movie, 2) sleeping or 3) gambling," he said. "My rookie year, I actually did none of those. I counted Kendrick Perkins' winnings for him. They used to call me 'The Accountant.'"

Harris has previously detailed the "duffel bag" of cash Perkins would win on team flights, and the longtime NBA center routinely cut in his accountant on those winnings.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2858260?share=other

Perk is lazy af man

Apparently a winning gambler though!

MrDollarBills · Post #693 » by **MrDollarBills** » Sat Nov 23, 2019 12:01 pm

vincecarter4pres wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
Paradise wrote:Joe has a new nickname!

Perk is lazy af man

Apparently a winning gambler though!

Speaking of gambling, had the Lakers covered the spread I would have won an easy 400 on my 3 game parlay (I took BOS +5.5 vs DEN, MIA on the moneyline vs. CHI and LAL -4.5 vs OKC). FML.

At least I came back with the over on LAC vs. HOU. This season has been a bitch so far.

vincecarter4pres · Post #694 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:59 am

MrDollarBills wrote:
vincecarter4pres wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
Perk is lazy af man

Apparently a winning gambler though!

Speaking of gambling, had the Lakers covered the spread I would have won an easy 400 on my 3 game parlay (I took BOS +5.5 vs DEN, MIA on the moneyline vs. CHI and LAL -4.5 vs OKC). FML.

At least I came back with the over on LAC vs. HOU. This season has been a bitch so far.

Yeah man lol. I'm actually still a small winner thus far on the NBA, but I'm going to take a bath on my NFL futures and so far I'm probably around -400 for the year cumulative.

MrDollarBills · Post #695 » by **MrDollarBills** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:33 pm

vincecarter4pres wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
vincecarter4pres wrote:Apparently a winning gambler though!

Speaking of gambling, had the Lakers covered the spread I would have won an easy 400 on my 3 game parlay (I took BOS +5.5 vs DEN, MIA on the moneyline vs. CHI and LAL -4.5 vs OKC). FML.

At least I came back with the over on LAC vs. HOU. This season has been a bitch so far.

Yeah man lol. I'm actually still a small winner thus far on the NBA, but I'm going to take a bath on my NFL futures and so far I'm probably around -400 for the year cumulative.

I won big on Seattle vs Philly on Sunday (took the Seahawks at -1.5) but otherwise meh.

Once things settle down in the NBA I should be alright

CeltsfanSinceBirth · Post #696 » by **CeltsfanSinceBirth** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:27 pm

MrDollarBills wrote:
vincecarter4pres wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
Speaking of gambling, had the Lakers covered the spread I would have won an easy 400 on my 3 game parlay (I took BOS +5.5 vs DEN, MIA on the moneyline vs. CHI and LAL -4.5 vs OKC). FML.

At least I came back with the over on LAC vs. HOU. This season has been a bitch so far.

Yeah man lol. I'm actually still a small winner thus far on the NBA, but I'm going to take a bath on my NFL futures and so far I'm probably around -400 for the year cumulative.

I won big on Seattle vs Philly on Sunday (took the Seahawks at -1.5) but otherwise meh.

Once things settle down in the NBA I should be alright

Speaking of gambling........

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1895988&start=1000#p79949178

MrDollarBills · Post #697 » by **MrDollarBills** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:42 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
vincecarter4pres wrote:Yeah man lol. I'm actually still a small winner thus far on the NBA, but I'm going to take a bath on my NFL futures and so far I'm probably around -400 for the year cumulative.

I won big on Seattle vs Philly on Sunday (took the Seahawks at -1.5) but otherwise meh.

Once things settle down in the NBA I should be alright

Speaking of gambling........

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1895988&start=1000#p79949178

Nope. Play us and beat us when Irving is in the line up and I'll honor it.

CeltsfanSinceBirth · Post #698 » by **CeltsfanSinceBirth** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:44 pm

MrDollarBills wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
I won big on Seattle vs Philly on Sunday (took the Seahawks at -1.5) but otherwise meh.

Once things settle down in the NBA I should be alright

Speaking of gambling........

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1895988&start=1000#p79949178

Nope. Play us and beat us when Irving is in the line up and I'll honor it.

That's not what the bet was. If you wanted a stipulation that Kyrie had to be playing, then say it before agreeing to it.

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?p=78018240#p78018240

MrDollarBills wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
Please keep this same energy in 3 months time. We'll see who has a pack of scrubs on their roster.

@ equally matched opponents. Raptors without Leonard are still better than yall. Stop it.

Care to place an avatar bet on the November 27th Nets/Celtics game? Fan of the winning team chooses the loser's avatar for a week. How about it?

hell yeah dude I'm down for that. It's a bet.

Don't let me forget either

gigantes · Post #699 » by **gigantes** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 6:24 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
MrDollarBills wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
Speaking of gambling........

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1895988&start=1000#p79949178

Nope. Play us and beat us when Irving is in the line up and I'll honor it.

That's not what the bet was. If you wanted a stipulation that Kyrie had to be playing, then say it before agreeing to it.

https://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?p=78018240#p78018240

MrDollarBills wrote:
CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:
Care to place an avatar bet on the November 27th Nets/Celtics game? Fan of the winning team chooses the loser's avatar for a week. How about it?

hell yeah dude I'm down for that. It's a bet.

Don't let me forget either

It's a slanderous avatar that doesn't have anything to do with facts & reality, anyway.

If it instead said "couldn't even make it to the game," at least that would make a certain amount of sense.

kamaze · Post #700 » by **kamaze** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:55 pm

Damn MDB all that woofing for nothing.