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First the away team...



PG: Mo "It's Just Something in My Eye" Williams


SG: Anthony "My Sister is Hot for a WNBA Player" Parker


SF: Jamario "Who Needs Lebron?" Moon


PF: JJ "They Didn't Trade me for Amar'e" Hickson


C: This guy who likes to flop.


Vs. Us...



PG: Devin "I Hit Game Winners ErrDay" Harris


SG: Anthony "I AM Everywhere" Morrow


SF: The 7 Million Dollar Man


PF: Troy "You Should See me Hungover" Murphy


C: Brook "39.8%" Lopez


The Location:


The Muscle:


The Likely Result:


The Theme Music:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxqUsqkPLt8[/youtube]

The Picture of a Disturbingly Ample Forehead:

nets shud easily take both games

I wanna see Favors get starter minutes and make Varaejo his bitch

I didn't get to watch the Heat and Magic games so I'm ready for this one. It seems like our games are so far apart. Well anyway, it's time to earn a W.

Vegas has us as favorites yet again. Late money seems to be on NJ as well, good sign.

It's weird being favorites for games to be honest. Twill is supposedly out this game too...meh

Jebus, whats with that shot of Newark, showing the traintracks by rt.21. Wtf, are they trying to scare people away from going to games? Dont show that ****, show the down town area!

Man, it's easy to see why Brook can't even manage to get 6 rebounds a game this season. He's not under rim trying to get a rebound off a missed shot most of the time.

..and Favors has his first off the backboard block!

Aaaand the offense goes to hell once Farmar gets in the game.. what a coincidence.

jeff1624 wrote:Aaaand the offense goes to hell once Farmar gets in the game.. what a coincidence.

what do you mean? He's wearing the arm sock on his left arm. That means he's an allstar!

Observations from the 1st Quarter:

- Farmar makes our offense suck even if he has a shooting sleeve on.
- Morrow is our best offseason acquisition.
- Brook hasn't made his showed up yet.
- Humphries is now the back up center.

Lamak wrote:Observations from the 1st Quarter:

- Farmar makes our offense suck even if he has a shooting sleeve on.
- Morrow is our best offseason acquisition.
- Brook hasn't made his showed up yet.
- Humphries is now the back up center.

Please refer to him by his proper name. HUMPFREAAAAAKKKK

This game is boring.

624 wrote:This game is boring.

Are you kidding me? Quinton Ross is in the game this is the most entertainment I've had all year.

Wow...Farmar is just beyond terrible running an offense. This is a loss.

tamarslayer wrote:

624 wrote:This game is boring.

Are you kidding me? Quinton Ross is in the game this is the most entertainment I've had all year.

My mistake, I didn't realize Quinton "Human Highlight Reel/Instant Offense" Ross was in the game.

Lopez is just ****ing terrible. At this point he should be traded before Favors.

How is that a foul on Ross the Boss?

Wow, what a terrible call.

I can't tell you how much I hate Sideshow. Seriously. He's a guy I honestly couldn't even root for if he was on our team.