Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

vincecarter4pres · Post #1 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:04 am

This is going to be a tough one.
The Jazz have been hot recently, despite the loss to the Thunder and yes Deron Williams is that good, but no, they will not be winning 55+ this season. :wink:

First the opposition...

PG: Deron "Two Sport" Williams

SG: Gordon "They Didn't Draft Me Cause I'm White" Hayward

SF: Andrei "I Must Break You After My Swinger Party" Kirilenko

PF: Pow "MVP" Millslap

C: Big Al "At the Wheel" Jefferson

Introducing your New Jersey Nyets...

PG: Devin "That Was Just a Good Hard Foul" Harris

SG: Anthony "I Move Away From the Mic to Breath In" Morrow

Travis "The 7 Million Dollar Fish" Outlaw

PF: Kris "The Ladies Love Me" Humphries

Brook "Rebounding is My Middle Name" Lopez

The Location:

The Goal:

The Likely Result:

The Theme Music:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QB73ySjovo[/youtube]

A Chimpanzee Riding a Segway:

Let's Go Nets!!!

Revolutionistt · Post #2 » by **Revolutionistt** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:39 pm

A couple things, the picture of a cat flushing a toilet is not visible, why is there a picture of tay zonday for anthony morrow, and is that runner sh**ting himself?

2009NBAChamps · Post #3 » by **2009NBAChamps** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:46 pm

Harris not getting a suspension for the foul?

Post #4 » by **Rich Rane** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:54 pm

2009NBAChamps wrote:Harris not getting a suspension for the foul?

No, sir.

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/netsblog/ ... &FEEDNAME=

SteveNets15 · Post #5 » by **SteveNets15** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:05 pm

S.I.C. GM · Post #6 » by **S.I.C. GM** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:46 pm

Lets GO NETS!!!!!

For us to win this game, Harris has to go back to the DALLAS MAVERICK Harris. Ball hawking and frustrating Western Conference PGs. Williams has to be pissed by the end of the first half because Harris isnt giving him any room.

vincecarter4pres · Post #7 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:22 pm

Revolutionistt wrote:A couple things...

Ok then.

The picture of a cat flushing a toilet is not visible.

Cats can't flush toilets. You's trippin' homey!

Why is there a picture of tay zonday for anthony morrow?

Chocolate Rain!

And is that runner sh**ting himself?

I'm pretty sure that's just applesauce.

Post #8 » by **NyCeEvO** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:52 pm

My favorite Picture is Kris "The Ladies Love Me" Humphries lol.

The picture of the runner that "spilled applesauce" on himself is just...disturbing (considering the fact that I was eating while going through the pictures. :no:

-soul fist- · Post #9 » by **-soul fist-** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:49 pm

NyCeEvO wrote:My favorite Picture is Kris "The Ladies Love Me" Humphries lol.

The picture of the runner that "spilled applesauce" on himself is just...disturbing (considering the fact that I was eating while going through the pictures.

were you eating applesauce? :uhoh:

Adam1221 · Post #10 » by **Adam1221** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:13 pm

LOL!
Excellent game thread.
Anyway should be a competitive game or at least I hope.

Revolutionistt · Post #11 » by **Revolutionistt** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:14 pm

vincecarter4pres wrote:Cats can't flush toilets. You's trippin' homey!

I beg to differ, go watch a movie called Meet the Fockers. The cat can flush toilets.

Catchall · Post #12 » by **Catchall** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:03 pm

Jazz fan here...

Your game thread is hilarious.

Just remember, we drafted Kris Humphries, so you have us to thank.

And no, I can't imagine that runner would try to keep running under those conditions. He must be totally programmed. Hopefully, he just threw up on himself.

Rockice_8 · Post #13 » by **Rockice_8** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:55 pm

At least the game thread is good cause the game itself might not be. Well done VC4P.

I just want to see Harris outplay Williams (yeah right) and Lopez outplay Big Al (he better).

Post #14 » by **jerseyjac** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:37 pm

nice VC4P...looking forward to tonight's game...9pm start http://www.nba.com/games/20101117/NJNUTA/gameinfo.html

vincecarter4pres · Post #15 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:19 am

It's almost that time...

jeff1624 · Post #16 » by **jeff1624** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:32 am

vincecarter4pres wrote:It's almost that time...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMpnsPPFeg[/youtube]

Troy Murphy is inactive tonight.. What a horrible trade that was..

vincecarter4pres · Post #17 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:37 am

^^Agreed. Unreal.

On a side note, I'm looking for Derrick to post a solid double double tonight.

Talentfull · Post #18 » by **Talentfull** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:41 am

Troy probably needs some time to get back into game shape. I still think his ability to space the floor and put up some points at that 4 position would be huge for us. But for now Humps has been playing really well and deserves that spot over him.

JoseRizal · Post #19 » by **JoseRizal** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:47 am

Great game thread VC4P! Hillarious to say the least

Now on with the game...

Netaman · Post #20 » by **Netaman** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:02 am

wow Murphy a healthy inactive...I'm guessing that must mean TWill is back in