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Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:04 am
by vincecarter4pres
This is going to be a tough one.
The Jazz have been hot recently, despite the loss to the Thunder and yes Deron Williams is that good, but no, they will not be winning 55+ this season. :wink:

First the opposition...

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PG: Deron "Two Sport" Williams

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SG: Gordon "They Didn't Draft Me Cause I'm White" Hayward

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SF: Andrei "I Must Break You After My Swinger Party" Kirilenko

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PF: Pow "MVP" Millslap

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C: Big Al "At the Wheel" Jefferson


Introducing your New Jersey Nyets...

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PG: Devin "That Was Just a Good Hard Foul" Harris

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SG: Anthony "I Move Away From the Mic to Breath In" Morrow

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Travis "The 7 Million Dollar Fish" Outlaw

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PF: Kris "The Ladies Love Me" Humphries

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Brook "Rebounding is My Middle Name" Lopez


The Location:
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The Goal:
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The Likely Result:
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The Theme Music:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QB73ySjovo[/youtube]

A Chimpanzee Riding a Segway:
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Let's Go Nets!!!

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:39 pm
by Revolutionistt
A couple things, the picture of a cat flushing a toilet is not visible, why is there a picture of tay zonday for anthony morrow, and is that runner sh**ting himself?

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:46 pm
by 2009NBAChamps
Harris not getting a suspension for the foul?

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:54 pm
by Rich Rane
2009NBAChamps wrote:Harris not getting a suspension for the foul?


No, sir.

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/netsblog/ ... &FEEDNAME=

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:05 pm
by SteveNets15
:lol:

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:46 pm
by S.I.C. GM
Lets GO NETS!!!!!

For us to win this game, Harris has to go back to the DALLAS MAVERICK Harris. Ball hawking and frustrating Western Conference PGs. Williams has to be pissed by the end of the first half because Harris isnt giving him any room.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:22 pm
by vincecarter4pres
Revolutionistt wrote:A couple things...

Ok then. 8-)
The picture of a cat flushing a toilet is not visible.

Cats can't flush toilets. You's trippin' homey!
Why is there a picture of tay zonday for anthony morrow?

Chocolate Rain!
And is that runner sh**ting himself?

I'm pretty sure that's just applesauce.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:52 pm
by NyCeEvO
My favorite Picture is Kris "The Ladies Love Me" Humphries lol.

The picture of the runner that "spilled applesauce" on himself is just...disturbing (considering the fact that I was eating while going through the pictures. :no:

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:49 pm
by -soul fist-
NyCeEvO wrote:My favorite Picture is Kris "The Ladies Love Me" Humphries lol.

The picture of the runner that "spilled applesauce" on himself is just...disturbing (considering the fact that I was eating while going through the pictures. :no:

were you eating applesauce? :uhoh:

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:13 pm
by Adam1221
LOL!
Excellent game thread.
Anyway should be a competitive game or at least I hope.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:14 pm
by Revolutionistt
vincecarter4pres wrote:Cats can't flush toilets. You's trippin' homey!


I beg to differ, go watch a movie called Meet the Fockers. The cat can flush toilets.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:03 pm
by Catchall
Jazz fan here...

Your game thread is hilarious.


Just remember, we drafted Kris Humphries, so you have us to thank.


And no, I can't imagine that runner would try to keep running under those conditions. He must be totally programmed. Hopefully, he just threw up on himself.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:55 pm
by Rockice_8
At least the game thread is good cause the game itself might not be. Well done VC4P.

I just want to see Harris outplay Williams (yeah right) and Lopez outplay Big Al (he better).

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:37 pm
by jerseyjac
nice VC4P...looking forward to tonight's game...9pm start http://www.nba.com/games/20101117/NJNUTA/gameinfo.html

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:19 am
by vincecarter4pres
It's almost that time...

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:32 am
by jeff1624
vincecarter4pres wrote:It's almost that time...


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMpnsPPFeg[/youtube]

Troy Murphy is inactive tonight.. What a horrible trade that was..

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:37 am
by vincecarter4pres
^^Agreed. Unreal.

On a side note, I'm looking for Derrick to post a solid double double tonight.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:41 am
by Talentfull
Troy probably needs some time to get back into game shape. I still think his ability to space the floor and put up some points at that 4 position would be huge for us. But for now Humps has been playing really well and deserves that spot over him.

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:47 am
by JoseRizal
Great game thread VC4P! Hillarious to say the least

Now on with the game...

Re: Official Game Thread: Your New Jersey Nets @ Utah Jazz

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:02 am
by Netaman
wow Murphy a healthy inactive...I'm guessing that must mean TWill is back in