OT: Trouble in paradise...

eazy-e jianlian · Post #1 » by **eazy-e jianlian** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:28 pm

Kardashian, 30, is fed up with Humphries' partying while he is out of a job thanks to the NBA lockout, according to Star magazine.

Humphries, 26, has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without his new wife, getting flirty with multiple women and "acting like a single man."

"Kris takes other girls' cell phone numbers all the time," a source told the magazine. "To be honest, I don't think Kris truly loves Kim. And I don't think he ever really did."

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/kim- ... rce-102011

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Oh noes! :eek:

624 · Post #2 » by **624** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:37 am

What a boss.

Just can't take the player out of a stud like Humphries.

Da big3 · Post #3 » by **Da big3** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 2:18 pm

how the tables have turned on kim

Post #4 » by **NyCeEvO** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:39 pm

What a fool I say.

Unless Kim is unbearably annoying or contracted something, why would he willingly leave her? I'd rather have Kim sitting on the sidelines in Brooklyn for free than overpay Hump to come back and act a fool.

vincecarter4pres · Post #5 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:57 pm

He probably told her, "Babe, we're going to have to move to Indiana..."

* Long awkward pause...

"Kris, I want a divorce."

"Kim, you know I didn't sign a prenup right?"

* Long awkward pause...

bobbyc · Post #6 » by **bobbyc** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:40 pm

Sounds like Hump. Always looking to improve his game.

Jersey Generals · Post #7 » by **Jersey Generals** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:32 am

No, Kris, no; if I remember the battle cry, it was Dump the Hump, not hump then dump.

Post #8 » by **NyCeEvO** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:50 am

vincecarter4pres wrote:He probably told her, "Babe, we're going to have to move to Indiana..."

* Long awkward pause...

"Kris, I want a divorce."

"Kim, you know I didn't sign a prenup right?"

* Long awkward pause...

Post #9 » by **NyCeEvO** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:52 am

Actually, I did some quick research VC. Even though they did get a prenup, you're story is still funny.

Kim Kardashian Prenup Details: Who Keeps What?
June 9th, 2011 5:15 PM by Hilton Hater

Kim Kardashian is spending more time in court than she is... doing whatever the heck she actually does.

Aside from threatening Bret Lockett with a lawsuit for claiming the two had a fling, Kim has been drawing up a prenuptial agreement to protect herself against the possibility of divorce. Or, to be more accurate, Kris Jenner has been doing so.

She "drew up the contracts," a source told Us Weekly of Jenner's role in her daughter's legal life. "Kim's Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected... additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage."

Kris Humphries is a solid NBA power forward, of course, so he'll still have millions when the couple's reality TV contract runs out if they split.

"He does not receive anything if the marriage fails," says the source. "He agreed to that. He's not worried."

Read more celebrity gossip at: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/ ... z1bqusribL

bobbyc · Post #10 » by **bobbyc** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:26 pm

Say it ain't so.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-karda ... ies-files/

Part of the reason for the break was Kris said he wanted to live in Minnesota, obvious indication he wants to sign with the Bucks. Right?

eazy-e jianlian · Post #11 » by **eazy-e jianlian** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:50 pm

bobbyc wrote:Say it ain't so.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-karda ... ies-files/

Part of the reason for the break was Kris said he wanted to live in Minnesota, obvious indication he wants to sign with the Bucks. Right?

Post #12 » by **NyCeEvO** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:18 pm

bobbyc wrote:Say it ain't so.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-karda ... ies-files/

Part of the reason for the break was Kris said he wanted to live in Minnesota, obvious indication he wants to sign with the Bucks. Right?

You're joking right?

I didn't see green font so I assume this just a simple mistake.

Where do the Bucks play lol?

jeff1624 · Post #13 » by **jeff1624** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 1:54 am

My eyes are swollen from all the crying I've been doing since this morning. If those two didn't make it I don't think anyone can!

bobbyc · Post #14 » by **bobbyc** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 4:24 am

NyCeEvO wrote:
bobbyc wrote:Say it ain't so.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/10/31/kim-karda ... ies-files/

Part of the reason for the break was Kris said he wanted to live in Minnesota, obvious indication he wants to sign with the Bucks. Right?

You're joking right?

I didn't see green font so I assume this just a simple mistake.

Where do the Bucks play lol?

Whoops, I was just so shocked from the divorce I wasn't thinking clearly. I combined two of the most meaningless teams in the NBA right now. Side note, if the NBA actually combined those two teams they still wouldn't compete for a championship next season. That's how unbalanced this league is.

jeff1624 · Post #15 » by **jeff1624** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 4:34 am

C- Andrew Bogut/Darko Milicic/Brad Miller
PF- Kevin Love/Anthony Randolph/Luc Mbah a moute
SF- Derrick Williams/Michael Beasley/Martell Webster
SG- Stephen Jackson/Carlos Delfino/Wesley Johnson
PG- Ricky Rubio/Brandon Jennings/Luke Ridnour

Thats a playoff team.

eazy-e jianlian · Post #16 » by **eazy-e jianlian** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 4:47 am

jeff1624 wrote:C- Andrew Bogut/Darko Milicic/Brad Miller
PF- Kevin Love/Anthony Randolph/Luc Mbah a moute
SF- Derrick Williams/Michael Beasley/Martell Webster
SG- Stephen Jackson/Carlos Delfino/Wesley Johnson
PG- Ricky Rubio/Brandon Jennings/Luke Ridnour

Thats a playoff team.

Rubio's FG% + Jennings FG% = 40%

Solid...

Post #17 » by **NyCeEvO** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 4:24 pm

eazy-e jianlian wrote:
jeff1624 wrote:C- Andrew Bogut/Darko Milicic/Brad Miller
PF- Kevin Love/Anthony Randolph/Luc Mbah a moute
SF- Derrick Williams/Michael Beasley/Martell Webster
SG- Stephen Jackson/Carlos Delfino/Wesley Johnson
PG- Ricky Rubio/Brandon Jennings/Luke Ridnour

Thats a playoff team.

Rubio's FG% + Jennings FG% = 40%

Solid...

I was thinking more 37% but I guess lol....

jeff1624 · Post #18 » by **jeff1624** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 6:09 pm

eazy-e jianlian wrote:
jeff1624 wrote:C- Andrew Bogut/Darko Milicic/Brad Miller
PF- Kevin Love/Anthony Randolph/Luc Mbah a moute
SF- Derrick Williams/Michael Beasley/Martell Webster
SG- Stephen Jackson/Carlos Delfino/Wesley Johnson
PG- Ricky Rubio/Brandon Jennings/Luke Ridnour

Thats a playoff team.

Rubio's FG% + Jennings FG% = 40%

Solid...

The bucks made the playoffs with jennings as a rookie. Besides, they wouldn't need either of their scoring. Jackson, Love and Beasley would be the 1st, 2nd and 3rd scoring options on that team.

bobbyc · Post #19 » by **bobbyc** » Tue Nov 1, 2011 8:43 pm

Don't forget Hump is going to sign with them.

It's a good team with loads of potential. But, would still take the Bulls, Heat, and the Nets after we get Dwight in the East. With this team they might begin to get solid turnouts for games, who knows.

Add Rambis as the coach. And Kahn as GM. Then we have a true contender.