Predict Brooklyn's Next Scandal
Posted: Thu Nov 3, 2022 7:44 pm
Hi, friends.
We know that abuse-of-power-in-the-workplace MVP Ime Udoka is going to be our next head coach. We know that Kevin wanted out this summer, and even the firing of Nash probably has not improved that outlook. We know that Kyrie can't stop dominating on the court, or playing footsie with anti-Semitic ideology off the court. We know that Ben has been wincing in pain and clutching his back recently, before sitting out the past 2 games with left knee soreness (riiiiiiiiiiiiight). But what's next?
We're conditioned for trauma as Nets fans. At this point, the only thing that would shock me is if the rest of the season went smoothly. So, as jaded, cynical Brooklyn faithful, I say let's get in front of the ongoing, embarrassing media nightmare.
What are we going to do next? I'll list some options to vote, and I want to hear your rationale or your alternatives. Go!
We know that abuse-of-power-in-the-workplace MVP Ime Udoka is going to be our next head coach. We know that Kevin wanted out this summer, and even the firing of Nash probably has not improved that outlook. We know that Kyrie can't stop dominating on the court, or playing footsie with anti-Semitic ideology off the court. We know that Ben has been wincing in pain and clutching his back recently, before sitting out the past 2 games with left knee soreness (riiiiiiiiiiiiight). But what's next?
We're conditioned for trauma as Nets fans. At this point, the only thing that would shock me is if the rest of the season went smoothly. So, as jaded, cynical Brooklyn faithful, I say let's get in front of the ongoing, embarrassing media nightmare.
What are we going to do next? I'll list some options to vote, and I want to hear your rationale or your alternatives. Go!