COX! or Why the Toronto Maple Leafs' Future is very Bleak
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:53 pm
http://thestar.blogs.com/thespin/2008/0 ... .html#more
I've been quietly seething for a little while, distracting myself with the basketball playoffs and the new baseball season, but Cox's latest blurb forced me to finally break my silence.
The Leafs are atrocious as an organization and as a team, so much in fact that I feel I need to write it out instead of just implicitly recognizing it like every other hockey fan with half a brain.
All this bull$h!t about the GM search and Sundin re-signing and prospects and Burke as the saviour ... I have no faith in anything relating to the Leafs and improvement. Somehow, and I don't understand how because it literally defies my basic cognitive capacities, a$$face Peddie is in firm control of the super-management selection committee. While lining the pockets of his employers (ooh, that's how), he's watched a basketball franchise disintegrate until he had his puppet strings cut and he's watching the Leafs plummet, face-first, into the ground repeatedly, gradually digging itself a pit filled only with despair and Peddie's semen. Instead of doing everyone a favour and getting pushed into the shadows where he can pursue his underhanded deeds in secret, he's wormed his way back into the spotlight, preserving his status. I can only hope as this trainwreck of a professional sports team continues to plow through heaps and mounds of feces that he is, at some point, held accountable.
Seriously: organizing a super-management team "for the ages"? Are the sort of ambitious and respected names wanted for this 'team' (aka a convenient but ham-fisted placeholder for Brian Burke) going to sign a contract that effectively gives them no power? If I was a former GM of an NHL franchise, I probably wouldn't want some truncated, appendage of a position. And if they DID want that, would that sort of willing-to-take-a-backseat personality be one a "for the ages" team wants on it? If you answer yes, you're an idiot because it's a rhetorical question and I hate you because you're deliberately antagonizing me.
Also, why would Sundin want to come back to more Peddie-phile? I don't know that dude but he gives me the creeps. That's right - the creeps. Sundin can feel it, too. Oh and he'd also have to play on a team with no. chance. of. winning. Period.
So - the Leafs can't sign a GM because they've made absurd promises they can't keep and don't want to beg for Burke through the media (which seems like a better option at this point). They can't get their captain to re-sign because he understandably hates the direction this sham of a franchise is headed. And the team currently on the ice has a terrible mix of marginally talented young players and veterans with contracts larger than their on-ice contributions should merit.
The Leafs are not a sinking ship. They've already sunk. Now they need a saviour, someone to resurrect their corroded, fish-infested shell. Perhaps Brian Burke is our angel of mercy. Perhaps he can slay Peddie at long last. But, I doubt it.
I've been quietly seething for a little while, distracting myself with the basketball playoffs and the new baseball season, but Cox's latest blurb forced me to finally break my silence.
The Leafs are atrocious as an organization and as a team, so much in fact that I feel I need to write it out instead of just implicitly recognizing it like every other hockey fan with half a brain.
All this bull$h!t about the GM search and Sundin re-signing and prospects and Burke as the saviour ... I have no faith in anything relating to the Leafs and improvement. Somehow, and I don't understand how because it literally defies my basic cognitive capacities, a$$face Peddie is in firm control of the super-management selection committee. While lining the pockets of his employers (ooh, that's how), he's watched a basketball franchise disintegrate until he had his puppet strings cut and he's watching the Leafs plummet, face-first, into the ground repeatedly, gradually digging itself a pit filled only with despair and Peddie's semen. Instead of doing everyone a favour and getting pushed into the shadows where he can pursue his underhanded deeds in secret, he's wormed his way back into the spotlight, preserving his status. I can only hope as this trainwreck of a professional sports team continues to plow through heaps and mounds of feces that he is, at some point, held accountable.
Seriously: organizing a super-management team "for the ages"? Are the sort of ambitious and respected names wanted for this 'team' (aka a convenient but ham-fisted placeholder for Brian Burke) going to sign a contract that effectively gives them no power? If I was a former GM of an NHL franchise, I probably wouldn't want some truncated, appendage of a position. And if they DID want that, would that sort of willing-to-take-a-backseat personality be one a "for the ages" team wants on it? If you answer yes, you're an idiot because it's a rhetorical question and I hate you because you're deliberately antagonizing me.
Also, why would Sundin want to come back to more Peddie-phile? I don't know that dude but he gives me the creeps. That's right - the creeps. Sundin can feel it, too. Oh and he'd also have to play on a team with no. chance. of. winning. Period.
So - the Leafs can't sign a GM because they've made absurd promises they can't keep and don't want to beg for Burke through the media (which seems like a better option at this point). They can't get their captain to re-sign because he understandably hates the direction this sham of a franchise is headed. And the team currently on the ice has a terrible mix of marginally talented young players and veterans with contracts larger than their on-ice contributions should merit.
The Leafs are not a sinking ship. They've already sunk. Now they need a saviour, someone to resurrect their corroded, fish-infested shell. Perhaps Brian Burke is our angel of mercy. Perhaps he can slay Peddie at long last. But, I doubt it.