OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

aziankingz · Post #121 » by **aziankingz** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:53 pm

When the winning team of the super bowl is asked, "You just won the superbowl, what are you going to do next?", they say "I'm going to Jeremy Lin's house!".

Zardose · Post #122 » by **Zardose** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:55 pm

Jeremy Lin once had an X-Ray but not even x-ray photons can penetrate him.

He then had an MRI and the magnetic force Jeremy Lin generated created another Black Hole in the universe...theoretically.

When Jeremy Lin drives at the speed of light and turns on his headlights.....something definitely happens.

Rasho Brezec · Post #123 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:56 pm

Jeremy Lin once fought through a screen and didn't get benched.

Starks1994 · Post #124 » by **Starks1994** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 2:56 pm

Jeremy Lin has more facebook friends than man can possibly count.

Jeremy Lin gets more threads than LeBron.

Jeremy Lin is part of Seal Team Seven

Jeremy Lin took out Muamar Gahdafi during the offeason.

Jeremy Lin banged the Woman in Black.

Jeremy Lin voted the judges off of American Idol.

Clyde_Style · Post #125 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:15 pm

God says thank you Based Lin.

Zardose · Post #126 » by **Zardose** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:40 pm

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas because Jeremy Lin doesn't care what you did in Vegas.

nyczlegacy · Post #127 » by **nyczlegacy** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:18 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9yVnKQNj58[/youtube]

the method to JLin's God like Stature

JustCame · Post #128 » by **JustCame** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:21 pm

I really, really want him to be our backup PG behind Davis. The dude is an assist machine.

NYKProspect · Post #129 » by **NYKProspect** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:33 pm

Godzilla never attacked the Chinese because he was afraid of Jeremy Lin.

NJ_YANKEE_45 · Post #130 » by **NJ_YANKEE_45** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 8:42 pm

Every night before he goes to sleep, Freddy Krueger checks his bed for Jeremy Lin

KnicksScholar24 · Post #131 » by **KnicksScholar24** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:24 pm

NOODLESTYLE wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIwDRmIYtv4[/youtube]

The new Charlie Ward.

bklynstoops · Post #132 » by **bklynstoops** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:27 pm

KnicksScholar24 wrote:
NOODLESTYLE wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIwDRmIYtv4[/youtube]

The new Charlie Ward.

or our own Tim Tebow!

NOODLESTYLE · Post #133 » by **NOODLESTYLE** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:31 pm

bklynstoops wrote:
KnicksScholar24 wrote:
NOODLESTYLE wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIwDRmIYtv4[/youtube]

The new Charlie Ward.

or our own Tim Tebow!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWrVriCjiOw[/youtube]

KnicksScholar24 · Post #134 » by **KnicksScholar24** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:49 pm

He could have played with Landry Fields at Stanford. Interesting. (Anyway, maybe God will get _'Antoni fired, and Lin will get more PT.)

NOODLESTYLE · Post #135 » by **NOODLESTYLE** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 9:57 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQu3X-nE8UM[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQLC6KPN7fg[/youtube]

boomann21 · Post #136 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 10:13 pm

Where in the sam hell is Big C? I need a Lin mix asap!

Knicksfan20 · Post #137 » by **Knicksfan20** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:27 am

Lin once got pulled over going 120 in a 55. It ended with the cop giving Lin an escort because he was late for a date with 3 brazilian models.

Clyde_Style · Post #138 » by **Clyde_Style** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:39 am

Jeremy Lin is God pronounced backwards.

Nil Ymerej is an Arabic dish combining hummus and swag.

Knicksfan20 · Post #139 » by **Knicksfan20** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:42 am

Do NOT say Jeremy Lin's name 3 times in front of a Mirror. You will die.

Jeremy Lin eats little kittens. Not because of his culture...he just finds it humerous.

Guy986 · Post #140 » by **Guy986** » Thu Feb 2, 2012 12:45 am

NOODLESTYLE wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWrVriCjiOw[/youtube]

Harvard may be Ivy league but to Jeremy Lin its just another small school. (no seriously he just called harvard a small school at the 1:28 mark)