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Post#161 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:12 pm

Manhattan Project wrote:So lets see how some of you guys would decide on this one.

- Fantasy Football
- 12 Teams, each team puts in 250 dollars.
- When you win you have two options.
Option A: Take the Money
Option B: Bang a porn star of your choice. Knowing that never in your right mind would you ever spend this much on a porn start, but this time it's only 250 bucks.


Depends on the porn star.
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Post#162 » by H20KilledHeat » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:12 pm

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BTW, I see you enabled your PM after he said he'd send you a pick of his Penis


I want to see if he's clean shaven.

It'll be tough to tell, its not even gonna be this big:
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Post#163 » by magnumt » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:13 pm

^They have rulers that small these days? :dontknow:
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C: Pau Gasol (32) / Noah (16) / Felicio


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Post#164 » by H20KilledHeat » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:15 pm

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Manhattan Project wrote:So lets see how some of you guys would decide on this one.

- Fantasy Football
- 12 Teams, each team puts in 250 dollars.
- When you win you have two options.
Option A: Take the Money
Option B: Bang a porn star of your choice. Knowing that never in your right mind would you ever spend this much on a porn start, but this time it's only 250 bucks.


Awww, Clearly its Option C:

Bang Porn Star, knock out, and run without Paying.

Duhh. Win-Win.

You sir, are a GENIUS!
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Post#165 » by magnumt » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:16 pm

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magnumt wrote:
Manhattan Project wrote:So lets see how some of you guys would decide on this one.

- Fantasy Football
- 12 Teams, each team puts in 250 dollars.
- When you win you have two options.
Option A: Take the Money
Option B: Bang a porn star of your choice. Knowing that never in your right mind would you ever spend this much on a porn start, but this time it's only 250 bucks.


Awww, Clearly its Option C:

Bang Porn Star, knock out, and run without Paying.

Duhh. Win-Win.

You sir, are a GENIUS!


Experience helps. :P

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PG: Kemba Walker (32) / Rivers (16) / Felton
SG: Evan Fournier (28) / Evans (20) / Dotson
SF: Gordon Hayward (36)/ Delly (12) / Dudley
PF: Kevin Love (36) / Frye (12) / Ellenson
C: Pau Gasol (32) / Noah (16) / Felicio


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Post#166 » by H20KilledHeat » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:17 pm

magnumt wrote:^They have rulers that small these days? :dontknow:

I wouldn't know if they still have them to be honest...
when i measured mine last i used one of these...
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Post#167 » by Manhattan Project » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:19 pm

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Manhattan Project wrote:So lets see how some of you guys would decide on this one.

- Fantasy Football
- 12 Teams, each team puts in 250 dollars.
- When you win you have two options.
Option A: Take the Money
Option B: Bang a porn star of your choice. Knowing that never in your right mind would you ever spend this much on a porn start, but this time it's only 250 bucks.


Depends on the porn star.


Your choice sir... [Of the ones that go 1000-2500 hour price range]

For two years we have been doing this, so far neither one of the winners went the porn star route. GF's psh...
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Post#168 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:20 pm

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nyknicks2k2 wrote:
H20KilledHeat wrote:
BTW, I see you enabled your PM after he said he'd send you a pick of his Penis


I want to see if he's clean shaven.

It'll be tough to tell, its not even gonna be this big:
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Cut it in half then it should be fine.
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Post#169 » by knicks742 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:22 pm

So I followed Charlie Murphy's advice and told my friend that he had to come to the bar to watch the knicks game since I was doing dinner with him. I just finished ordering delivery. Thanks CharlieMurphy.
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Post#170 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:23 pm

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nyknicks2k2 wrote:
Manhattan Project wrote:So lets see how some of you guys would decide on this one.

- Fantasy Football
- 12 Teams, each team puts in 250 dollars.
- When you win you have two options.
Option A: Take the Money
Option B: Bang a porn star of your choice. Knowing that never in your right mind would you ever spend this much on a porn start, but this time it's only 250 bucks.


Depends on the porn star.


Your choice sir... [Of the ones that go 1000-2500 hour price range]

For two years we have been doing this, so far neither one of the winners went the porn star route. GF's psh...


Gianna Michaels?
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Post#171 » by Futureisnow » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:23 pm

PS3: Lifendz
360: Lifendz

And once I get my tax return I'll finally be able to cop NBA2k11.
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Post#172 » by Manhattan Project » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:24 pm

Ill be damned if I know any of the prices but I can't imagine her being more than 2000 an hour.
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Post#173 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:24 pm

Manhattan Project wrote:Ill be damned if I know any of the prices but I can't imagine her being more than 2000 an hour.


Then I know what I'm doing!
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Post#174 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:25 pm

knicks742 wrote:
knicks742 wrote:So I followed Charlie Murphy's advice and told my friend that he had to come to the bar for the Knicks game since I was doing dinner with him. I just finished ordering delivery. Thanks CharlieMurphy.


Why didn't you go alone?
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Post#175 » by CHARLYMURPHY » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:26 pm

knicks742 wrote:So I followed Charlie Murphy's advice and told my friend that he had to come to boxers since I was doing dinner with him. I just finished ordering delivery. Thanks CharlieMurphy.


Haha no problem 8-)
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Post#176 » by PanicBeats » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:26 pm

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PanicBeats wrote:If anybody has ps3 and wants to gamehare add me Panic610. II have a few decent games.


Added you: viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1086092#p26501832


Thanks, but wow looks like Xbox360 is the way to go around here.
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Post#177 » by H20KilledHeat » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:26 pm

knicks742 wrote:So I followed Charlie Murphy's advice and told my friend that he had to come to boxers since I was doing dinner with him. I just finished ordering delivery. Thanks CharlieMurphy.

alright then, i guess none of us should take his advice :lol: EVER
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Post#178 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:26 pm

Oh and my xbox is nybombers3
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Post#179 » by knicks742 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:27 pm

nyknicks2k2 wrote:
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knicks742 wrote:So I followed Charlie Murphy's advice and told my friend that he had to come to the bar for the Knicks game since I was doing dinner with him. I just finished ordering delivery. Thanks CharlieMurphy.


Why didn't you go alone?


To dinner? I may go to watch the game and flirt by myself, at least for the first half, I think a couple of my other friends are meeting me later and then to go out.
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Post#180 » by CHARLYMURPHY » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:27 pm

knicks742 wrote:So I followed Charlie Murphy's advice and told my friend that he had to come to the bar to watch the knicks game since I was doing dinner with him. I just finished ordering delivery. Thanks CharlieMurphy.


Well dont you have any other friends to go with? Maybe go to boxers by yourself. Not my fault your friends a dick
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