OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

boomann21 · Post #21 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:08 am

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jeremy Lin.

CoolKids · Post #22 » by **CoolKids** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:08 am

Jeremy Lin doesnt call the wrong number you answer the wrong phone.

Jeremy Lin lost his virginity in the back of a truck. That truck is now optimus prime.

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #23 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:08 am

Jeremy Lin is what Willis was talking about

Jeremy Lin can touch MC Hammer.

Jeremy Lin knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

GetItDone · Post #24 » by **GetItDone** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:09 am

Jeremy Lin has a 12 inch flaccid penis.

TrueWarrior · Post #25 » by **TrueWarrior** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:10 am

Jeremy Lin doesnt fart, he freshens the air.

Subway Token · Post #26 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:11 am

Jeremy Lin has never taken a test. Nobody questions Jeremy Lin.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had 4 missed calls. From Jeremy Lin.

Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia. Fear of Jeremy Lin is logic.

boomann21 · Post #27 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:11 am

GetItDone wrote:Jeremy Lin has a 12 inch flaccid penis.

LINIZALLSTAR · Post #28 » by **LINIZALLSTAR** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:11 am

Jeremy Lin won rookie of the year... 3 times in a row.

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #29 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:12 am

Jeremy Lin recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Subway Token · Post #30 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:12 am

Every time Jeremy Lin looks in the mirror, it breaks. Even glass knows not to get between Jeremy Lin and Jeremy Lin.

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #31 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:12 am

GetItDone wrote:Jeremy Lin has a 12 inch flaccid penis.

Jeremy Lin wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Subway Token · Post #32 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:13 am

Jeremy Lin doesn't turn on the shower. He looks at it until it cries.

Post #33 » by **Thugger HBC** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:14 am

Jeremy Lin can lead the Knicks to the playoffs.

Phuck it, I suck at this shyt.

clearscreen · Post #34 » by **clearscreen** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:17 am

Jeremy Lin signs a Nike basketball shoes contract.. before he even became pro

boomann21 · Post #35 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:18 am

Jeremy Lin can eat soup with chop sticks.

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #36 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:18 am

clearscreen wrote:Jeremy Lin signs a Nike basketball shoes contract.. before he even became pro

Try again.

ComboGuardCity · Post #37 » by **ComboGuardCity** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:18 am

Jeremy Lin will soon spark ballboy usernames such as LinFan, JerlinMVP, LINisOurFuture. He will also be deemed untradeable for any future false Howard to NY trade thread.

bronxknicksfan1 · Post #38 » by **bronxknicksfan1** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:19 am

GONYK wrote:
TrueWarrior wrote:
GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

Doing it wrong.

Chris Paul wears Jeremy Lin Jerseys...because he's better than Toney Douglas

Knicksman780 · Post #39 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:19 am

Jeremy lin had sex with a dolphin...they named the child Michael Phelps.

boomann21 · Post #40 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:25 am

Jeremy Lin can go commando and call it formal wear