Julius Randle Is In Health and Safety Protocols.

[Gorilla Monsoon]

This belongs here...

We need Randle to go into covid protocol and see what we got with the rest of the starters

My man

This board will attack Kyrie Irving and other athletes, as well as their own friends, family and neighbors for not taking the jab. Many of you are calling for laws that will mandate vaccinations, and some even advocate for loss of pay and health benefits, as well as fines and jail time for those who won't get the jab.

And then you people will turn around and wish Covid on one of our players (someone's father, husband and son), just because he's not playing well. You disgust me.

[god shammgod]

buzzard coming yo

Watch on YouTube

he didn't dip his toe in the water at all, just dove right in

[god shammgod]

i asked about you buzz. just so you know. or should i say....buzz jr lol

[evevale]

I'm not sure if this is buzz's greatest work or if he's truly plummeted off the deep end. Either way, funny stuff as usual

[Gorilla Monsoon]

No doubt that taj starts

Stop using capital letters. This is like the 4th time I've caught you since you told me you hadn't used a single capital letter in 15 years on this board.

I love a good gimmick.

[thebuzzardman]

i asked about you buzz. just so you know. or should i say....buzz jr lol

Thank you. My dad said something about you being cursed or a horrible person. It was kind of hard to tell who was who, amid the madness.

He seemed to really hold a special disregard for GreenArrow though.

[god shammgod]

i asked about you buzz. just so you know. or should i say....buzz jr lol

Thank you. My dad said something about you being cursed or a horrible person. It was kind of hard to tell who was who, amid the madness.

He seemed to really hold a special disregard for GreenArrow though.

i'm both actually. and yes, green arrow is the worst. you'll learn this quickly. and may i say, the apple doesn't appear to have fallen too far from the tree

[thebuzzardman]

I'm not sure if this is buzz's greatest work or if he's truly plummeted off the deep end. Either way, funny stuff as usual

You should be more sensitive to this time of sorrow my family is going through. My dad suggested I report any bad behavior to the moderators, who he assured me would be "all over it"

[thebuzzardman]

i asked about you buzz. just so you know. or should i say....buzz jr lol

Thank you. My dad said something about you being cursed or a horrible person. It was kind of hard to tell who was who, amid the madness.

He seemed to really hold a special disregard for GreenArrow though.

i'm both actually. and yes, green arrow is the worst. you'll learn this quickly. and may i say, the apple doesn't appear to have fallen too far from the tree

I clicked on the "plus button" as I think this indicates general approval.

[thebuzzardman]

Hey all you c*cks and p*ssies.

Things you'll learn with Randle being out:

The ball movement is better.
The defense will be better.
That Obi isn't really that good when he gets top tier defensive attention for 35 minutes. He'll wow and look like LFT at the same time.
That Obi won't get 35 minutes anyway.
That RJ will look a tiny bit better as the ball moves more and maybe the Knicks get out on the break.
That RJ ultimately isn't that great right now and it isn't Randle or Thibs or the Knicks FO "holding him back"
That Burks is still >>>>>>>>>>>>> RJ
That several of you can gargle my nuts, which is your right and there is nothing wrong with it.

Oh, that was among the notes my dad left.

There were other cryptic messages I didn't really understand, which he painted on the walls of the garage with the blood of our gerbils. I'll be posting them shortly, to see if anyone can make any sense of them.

[louisorr]

buzzard reaching Andy Kaufman levels

[Clyde_Style]

Hey all you c*cks and p*ssies.

Things you'll learn with Randle being out:

The ball movement is better.
The defense will be better.
That Obi isn't really that good when he gets top tier defensive attention for 35 minutes. He'll wow and look like LFT at the same time.
That Obi won't get 35 minutes anyway.
That RJ will look a tiny bit better as the ball moves more and maybe the Knicks get out on the break.
That RJ ultimately isn't that great right now and it isn't Randle or Thibs or the Knicks FO "holding him back"
That Burks is still >>>>>>>>>>>>> RJ
That several of you can gargle my nuts, which is your right and there is nothing wrong with it.

How dare you!

Eat a bag of dicks you MF!

[thebuzzardman]

What would this mean?

Randle with no handle took the bag, began to sag, like King Jerome James, who is to blame?
The vision of the cable is Dolan, like Chris Nolan, Knicks a memento, from conception to inception a deception
Ask cmgw

[Clyde_Style]

I have to say that reading all this stuff, including my own, without being able to respond to it, makes one realize how "Please use a more appropriate term" most of it is.

What did you get suspended for?

Hi.

I'm posting on behalf of my father, who you knew as "Thebuzzardman".

It's a long story, but after being banned, he became more mentally unstable than usual and his mood swings, always strange after Knicks wins and losses, took a more extreme edge. I think it was due to not being able to post about his beloved Knicks. While my dad was basically a decent person, he did occasionally show signs of being a "drunk uncle", though he chalked it up to satire and sarcasm, which he said people my age were less able to detect due to "oversensitivity". We debated this, but he just leaned harder into the bitter side of his personality and in his last days embraced right wing nationalism, QAnon and took to ranting on twitter. Then we found him hanging in the garage.

He said I should honor his memory by continuing to post about basketball, that there were a handful of posters who knew what they were talking about, but most everyone, like him, was just an assh*les staking out opinions and trying to win arguments. I don't follow sports or basketball, but he indicated I could learn about the game from some people on here, but none of them were mods.

He left us some money, mostly nice memories and a dirty Patrick Ewing jersey.

On behalf of the board and in your father's memory, FU Buzz Jr.

[Clyde_Style]

i asked about you buzz. just so you know. or should i say....buzz jr lol

Thank you. My dad said something about you being cursed or a horrible person. It was kind of hard to tell who was who, amid the madness.

He seemed to really hold a special disregard for GreenArrow though.

and Bare Madonna too

[K_ick_God]

lol Obi only had 22 minutes! McBride had 25. Oh Tom.

McBride +39. Obi +36. +36 in only 22. Both gotta be close to a record.

[thebuzzardman]

Hey all you c*cks and p*ssies.

Things you'll learn with Randle being out:

The ball movement is better.
The defense will be better.
That Obi isn't really that good when he gets top tier defensive attention for 35 minutes. He'll wow and look like LFT at the same time.
That Obi won't get 35 minutes anyway.
That RJ will look a tiny bit better as the ball moves more and maybe the Knicks get out on the break.
That RJ ultimately isn't that great right now and it isn't Randle or Thibs or the Knicks FO "holding him back"
That Burks is still >>>>>>>>>>>>> RJ
That several of you can gargle my nuts, which is your right and there is nothing wrong with it.

How dare you!

Eat a bag of dicks you MF!

My dad warned me about this phrase. He said that using might be construed as portraying someone who might want to enjoy eating many d*cks as a negative thing, both homophopic and slut shaming and that I shouldn't hesitate to report anyone who uses it.
In this case, I'll assume it was an affectionate riposte and not take such extreme action.

[thebuzzardman]

i asked about you buzz. just so you know. or should i say....buzz jr lol

Thank you. My dad said something about you being cursed or a horrible person. It was kind of hard to tell who was who, amid the madness.

He seemed to really hold a special disregard for GreenArrow though.

and Bare Madonna too

Is that bearsdna?

One of the blood scrawled messages was "NYMentality = bearsdna" but I don't know what it means.

[Ray Williams]

buzzard reaching Andy Kaufman levels

Buzz = Andy Kaufman
Buzz Jr = Tony Clifton

[Clyde_Style]

Hey all you c*cks and p*ssies.

Things you'll learn with Randle being out:

The ball movement is better.
The defense will be better.
That Obi isn't really that good when he gets top tier defensive attention for 35 minutes. He'll wow and look like LFT at the same time.
That Obi won't get 35 minutes anyway.
That RJ will look a tiny bit better as the ball moves more and maybe the Knicks get out on the break.
That RJ ultimately isn't that great right now and it isn't Randle or Thibs or the Knicks FO "holding him back"
That Burks is still >>>>>>>>>>>>> RJ
That several of you can gargle my nuts, which is your right and there is nothing wrong with it.

How dare you!

Eat a bag of dicks you MF!

My dad warned me about this phrase. He said that using might be construed as portraying someone who might want to enjoy eating many d*cks as a negative thing, both homophopic and slut shaming and that I shouldn't hesitate to report anyone who uses it.
In this case, I'll assume it was an affectionate riposte and not take such extreme action.

I knew your father and you're nothing more than a weak sauce watered down pale ass imitation of your daddy. If he was still around to witness your pathetic proxy posts on his behalf he'd haul off and womp your lame chicken butt impersonation of a real buzzard you useless nincompoop. Go ahead, report me sonny!