2019 Offseason Speculation Thread - Something gonna happen but will you like it?

Post #341 » by **moocow007** » Mon Jun 3, 2019 11:07 pm

NYKHardKnock wrote:Kyrie Irving getting his mental straight before signing with the Knicks. Namaste

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It official luul

Pretty it also says "Help, aliens, they're here"

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Post #342 » by **Capn'O** » Mon Jun 3, 2019 11:14 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:
B8RcDeMktfxC wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:
Great. This guy is going to summon an elder being who looks like an enormous shambling mound of intestines, to MSG, just before we win a championship.

"gut the roster for AD", they said.

like, actually disembowel all of the <= 3years-exp players at center court - plus the entire Knicks City Kids - and Kyrie will use the shamble mound to summon AD.

I actually quite like the idea. Provided we keep Mitch out of the sacrifice, of course. I'm pretty sure it works, too, under the salary cap/CBA rules.

Knicks up by 10 points with one minute to go, game 7 of Finals, and this comes up through the floor at MSG:

He better have a better occult wizard than Melo did. That thing ain't win us ****.

GEOLINK · Post #343 » by **GEOLINK** » Mon Jun 3, 2019 11:17 pm

Of course when it's the Knicks time to possibly get legit stars it has to be these two weirdos.

Juco24 · Post #344 » by **Juco24** » Mon Jun 3, 2019 11:30 pm

GEOLINK wrote:Of course when it's the Knicks time to possibly get legit stars it has to be these two weirdos.

RIGHT!!!

Juco24 · Post #345 » by **Juco24** » Mon Jun 3, 2019 11:34 pm

If KD is as sensitive as they say... Iggy's comments can't possibly sit well...

I like Steph," Iguodala said. "He's a good dude. Good guy to be around. That's really the only reason why I like playing basketball. That's the only reason why I play."

Iguodala was asked to clarify and whether his motivation is in seeing Curry's legacy upheld.

“Yeah. I’ve never seen it in a person, such a good person ever get some backlash or whatever from his peers because they’re so jealous of what he has, so, just kind of sticking it to them. Whatever it takes to protect his legacy, I’m all for it.”

knickstape4ever · Post #346 » by **knickstape4ever** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 12:27 am

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July 1st can't come soon enough

thebuzzardman · Post #347 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 12:43 am

GEOLINK wrote:Of course when it's the Knicks time to possibly get legit stars it has to be these two weirdos.

We're all probably writing the upcoming NY POST meme that will run during their tenure, since I've seen stuff poached from here before

Traveyknicks23 · Post #348 » by **Traveyknicks23** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 12:51 am

knickstape4ever wrote:

Read on Twitter

July 1st can't come soon enough

https://theurbantwist.com/2010/01/02/is-lebron-going-to-the-knicks-his-shoes-say-so/

:lol:

Post #349 » by **dakomish23** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 1:10 am

GEOLINK wrote:Of course when it's the Knicks time to possibly get legit stars it has to be these two weirdos.

Why else do you think they would come? :lol:

Post #350 » by **HerSports85** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 1:28 am

knickstape4ever wrote:

Read on Twitter

July 1st can't come soon enough

I get the opposite.. San Fran is crossed out just like every other city. So it’s in the past. Also he lives there now

https://www.sfchronicle.com/warriors/article/kevin-durant-condo-sf-restaurants-hangouts-13441837.php?psid=8yRJc

A year ago, Kevin Durant moved from his hillside mansion in Oakland to a high-rise condo in San Francisco, disliking the isolation he felt living in a home far away from the action. It's a move that's clearly worked for Durant's lifestyle, as a recent profile in the Undefeated shows.

BowlRips · Post #351 » by **BowlRips** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 2:29 am

Hearing Kyrie to Nets is done.. we still favorites for Durant

iLLmatic860 · Post #352 » by **iLLmatic860** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 2:30 am

BowlRips wrote:Hearing Kyrie to Nets is done.. we still favorites for Durant

Source?

BowlRips · Post #353 » by **BowlRips** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 2:31 am

DaT WaVeY RiCaN wrote:
BowlRips wrote:Hearing Kyrie to Nets is done.. we still favorites for Durant

Source?

A pretty f*cking good one

Fury · Post #354 » by **Fury** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 3:24 am

BowlRips wrote:
DaT WaVeY RiCaN wrote:
BowlRips wrote:Hearing Kyrie to Nets is done.. we still favorites for Durant

Source?

A pretty f*cking good one

Why are they saying Kyrie is done and Durant only favorites? Do we have any other targets after Durant?

Post #355 » by **Capn'O** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 3:41 am

Favorites? KP ain't die for this...

malik959 · Post #356 » by **malik959** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 6:11 am

Clyde_Style wrote:
NYKHardKnock wrote:Kyrie Irving getting his mental straight before signing with the Knicks. Namaste

Read on Twitter

It official luul

Kyrie Irving:

Marches to the beat of a different drummer named Ah Rah Uru from Dark Star 9 of the fifth celestial dimension

Sprinkles gold spiders on his cornflakes because their consumption bestows upon him wisdom and strength

Drinks angel urine (because he can, it's refreshing and it is not identifiable as a performance enhancing drug)

Vapes weed solely on the astral plane because he has no need for carbon-based instruments[/quoFunny thing is you can also spell out Nets, LAL and Clippers in it. :nonono:

bearadonisdna · Post #357 » by **bearadonisdna** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 6:16 am

Capn'O wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:
B8RcDeMktfxC wrote:"gut the roster for AD", they said.

like, actually disembowel all of the <= 3years-exp players at center court - plus the entire Knicks City Kids - and Kyrie will use the shamble mound to summon AD.

I actually quite like the idea. Provided we keep Mitch out of the sacrifice, of course. I'm pretty sure it works, too, under the salary cap/CBA rules.

Knicks up by 10 points with one minute to go, game 7 of Finals, and this comes up through the floor at MSG:

He better have a better occult wizard than Melo did. That thing ain't win us ****.

An occult wizard dont help in the finals if the league (god) want the Knicks to play 5 on 8.

Fat Kat · Post #358 » by **Fat Kat** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 10:16 am

BowlRips wrote:Hearing Kyrie to Nets is done.. we still favorites for Durant

BowlRips · Post #359 » by **BowlRips** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 11:00 am

Fury wrote:
BowlRips wrote:
DaT WaVeY RiCaN wrote:Source?

A pretty f*cking good one

Why are they saying Kyrie is done and Durant only favorites? Do we have any other targets after Durant?

Cause Kyrie has been in the city the past week and has been incredibly accessible.
Durant still in the Finals

F N 11 · Post #360 » by **F N 11** » Tue Jun 4, 2019 11:51 am

We got sources on this board? Yeah aight