OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

Brooklyn53 · Post #41 » by **Brooklyn53** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:25 am

NetsFanCheryl wrote:Jeremy Lin doesn't turn on the shower. He looks at it until it cries.

waya · Post #42 » by **waya** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:26 am

Jeremy Lin once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

Iluvchucknorris · Post #43 » by **Iluvchucknorris** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:29 am

Jeremy Lin for lebron works in the trade checker.

carmelo115 · Post #44 » by **carmelo115** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:30 am

Jeremy Lin has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

When observing a Jeremy Lin roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Jeremy Lin actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Jeremy Lin made Ellen Degeneres straight.

Jeremy Lin ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Playgirl magazine once asked Jeremy Lin to appear naked in an issue, Jeremy laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.

clearscreen · Post #45 » by **clearscreen** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:35 am

Paco wrote:
clearscreen wrote:Jeremy Lin signs a Nike basketball shoes contract.. before he even became pro

Try again.

when Jeremy lin goes in for a teeth cleaning, he gets a lap dance?

Iluvchucknorris · Post #46 » by **Iluvchucknorris** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:36 am

Baron Davis prayed to god for a championship. God was like here ya go.

GetItDone · Post #47 » by **GetItDone** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:38 am

Jeremy Lin can take the SATs in 7 seconds or less.

Ralphie96 · Post #48 » by **Ralphie96** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:39 am

LOL wow... im dying over here. there are some very good ones

clearscreen · Post #49 » by **clearscreen** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:41 am

Iluvchucknorris wrote:Baron Davis prayed to god for a championship. God was like here ya go.

God then took it back. "My bad that one belongs to Jeremy Lin"

xsaberx · Post #50 » by **xsaberx** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:42 am

Jeremy Lin makes monkeys explode... when he has sex with them

boomann21 · Post #51 » by **boomann21** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:42 am

Rosa Parks didn't want to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Jeremy Lin

Knicksfan20 · Post #52 » by **Knicksfan20** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:44 am

Jeremy Lin eats Ice Cream for breakfast. Cuz nobody tells Jeremy Lin what to do.

Clyde_Style · Post #53 » by **Clyde_Style** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:46 am

Chuck Norris drinks from Jeremy Lin's boots.

Knicksfan20 · Post #54 » by **Knicksfan20** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:51 am

Clyde_Style wrote:Chuck Norris drinks from Jeremy Lin's boots.

The results are in. For 10 year old Chuck Norris JR... Chuck Norris...you are NOT the father.

Jeremy Lin.... You ARE the father.

waya · Post #55 » by **waya** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:54 am

Jeremy Lin is what Willis was talking about.

The Lamma · Post #56 » by **The Lamma** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:56 am

in poker a Jeremy Lin beats a royal flush

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #57 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 3:58 am

waya wrote:Jeremy Lin is what Willis was talking about.

I already said that one lol.

NevaGivinKnixUp · Post #58 » by **NevaGivinKnixUp** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:03 am

Jeremy lin is Jesus resurrected he will reveal this after he wins Finals MVP

GetItDone · Post #59 » by **GetItDone** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:08 am

Denver offered Gallo, Mozgov, Lawson, and picks for Lin and Dolan hung up.

Knicksman780 · Post #60 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:08 am

"Let's go let's go let's go" means " Jeremy Lin, please dont fire me" in Chinese