2023 New York Yankees Thread

[Jalen Bluntson]

The Dodgers (Magic Johnson) had Kobe record a personal message 6 years ago as apart of their pitch to Ohtani.

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Goddamn. I might have cried over that. That's insane.

Man I feel like the Dodgers are kicking our asses right now.

At least the Mets owner and POBO flew all the way over to Japan to meet with Mr. Moto and his family. We showed proper respect.

Acts of desperation are a sign of disrespect. Rookie mistake. Better luck next time. Take your billions and wipe your tears!

[HarthorneWingo]

The Dodgers (Magic Johnson) had Kobe record a personal message 6 years ago as apart of their pitch to Ohtani.

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Goddamn. I might have cried over that. That's insane.

Man I feel like the Dodgers are kicking our asses right now.

At least the Mets owner and POBO flew all the way over to Japan to meet with Mr. Moto and his family. We showed proper respect.

Acts of desperation are a sign of disrespect. Rookie mistake. Better luck next time. Take your billions and wipe your tears!

You obviously have no understanding about Asian culture. You probably eat their food with a fork.

[MrDollarBills]

At least the Mets owner and POBO flew all the way over to Japan to meet with Mr. Moto and his family. We showed proper respect.

Acts of desperation are a sign of disrespect. Rookie mistake. Better luck next time. Take your billions and wipe your tears!

You obviously have no understanding about Asian culture. You probably eat their food with a fork.

This is the one thing that scares me about visiting Japan, because i can't eat with chopsticks to save my life. Imagine getting some genuine ramen and asking for a fork? The look of shame that I'd get would end me

[HarthorneWingo]

Acts of desperation are a sign of disrespect. Rookie mistake. Better luck next time. Take your billions and wipe your tears!

You obviously have no understanding about Asian culture. You probably eat their food with a fork.

This is the one thing that scares me about visiting Japan, because i can't eat with chopsticks to save my life. Imagine getting some genuine ramen and asking for a fork? The look of shame that I'd get would end me

They would all point at you and mock you in their native tongue. (Ever see the Seinfeld episode? Maybe before your time.)

I still have a tough time eating rice with them.

[Jalen Bluntson]

You obviously have no understanding about Asian culture. You probably eat their food with a fork.

This is the one thing that scares me about visiting Japan, because i can't eat with chopsticks to save my life. Imagine getting some genuine ramen and asking for a fork? The look of shame that I'd get would end me

They would all point at you and mock you in their native tongue. (Ever see the Seinfeld episode? Maybe before your time.)

I still have a tough time eating rice with them.

I can use chopsticks but, why? I can play chopsticks but, who cares? The Mets are getting Mr Moto!! Take your egg rolls and GTFOH!!!

[MrDollarBills]

You obviously have no understanding about Asian culture. You probably eat their food with a fork.

This is the one thing that scares me about visiting Japan, because i can't eat with chopsticks to save my life. Imagine getting some genuine ramen and asking for a fork? The look of shame that I'd get would end me

They would all point at you and mock you in their native tongue. (Ever see the Seinfeld episode? Maybe before your time.)

I still have a tough time eating rice with them.

Nah, I was a kid/teenager when Seinfeld was out but i remember that

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I dunno how anyone eats rice with chopsticks. I feel so uncoordinated. It's shameful.

[MrDollarBills]

This is the one thing that scares me about visiting Japan, because i can't eat with chopsticks to save my life. Imagine getting some genuine ramen and asking for a fork? The look of shame that I'd get would end me

They would all point at you and mock you in their native tongue. (Ever see the Seinfeld episode? Maybe before your time.)

I still have a tough time eating rice with them.

I can use chopsticks but, why? I can play chopsticks but, who cares? The Mets are getting Mr Moto!! Take your egg rolls and GTFOH!!!

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

[HarthorneWingo]

They would all point at you and mock you in their native tongue. (Ever see the Seinfeld episode? Maybe before your time.)

I still have a tough time eating rice with them.

I can use chopsticks but, why? I can play chopsticks but, who cares? The Mets are getting Mr Moto!! Take your egg rolls and GTFOH!!!

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

[GEOLINK]

I can use chopsticks but, why? I can play chopsticks but, who cares? The Mets are getting Mr Moto!! Take your egg rolls and GTFOH!!!

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

The Dodgers are doing what Mets fans thought Cohen was going to do this off-season.

[Im Coming Home]

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

The Dodgers are doing what Mets fans thought Cohen was going to do this off-season.

Yeah they really are. But sometimes you can't control it. Even if Mets offered the same money or even a bit more, wouldn't you rather live in LA and not even have to move you or your family from Cali if you already lived there?

It just unfortunately makes it so much easier for the Dodgers to be able to grab Ohtani. Dodgers also have the advantage with Yamamoto over Mets/Yankees because if they're willing to spend, Cali is a lot closer to Japan travel wise than NY is.

[MrDollarBills]

I can use chopsticks but, why? I can play chopsticks but, who cares? The Mets are getting Mr Moto!! Take your egg rolls and GTFOH!!!

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

Copycats is what you guys are.

No shame at all!

[MrDollarBills]

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

The Dodgers are doing what Mets fans thought Cohen was going to do this off-season.

Yeah they really are. But sometimes you can't control it. Even if Mets offered the same money or even a bit more, wouldn't you rather live in LA and not even have to move you or your family from Cali if you already lived there?

It just unfortunately makes it so much easier for the Dodgers to be able to grab Ohtani. Dodgers also have the advantage with Yamamoto over Mets/Yankees because if they're willing to spend, Cali is a lot closer to Japan travel wise than NY is.

Yep. They've got the logistical advantage over us that money can't buy.

[GEOLINK]

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

The Dodgers are doing what Mets fans thought Cohen was going to do this off-season.

Yeah they really are. But sometimes you can't control it. Even if Mets offered the same money or even a bit more, wouldn't you rather live in LA and not even have to move you or your family from Cali if you already lived there?

It just unfortunately makes it so much easier for the Dodgers to be able to grab Ohtani. Dodgers also have the advantage with Yamamoto over Mets/Yankees because if they're willing to spend, Cali is a lot closer to Japan travel wise than NY is.

Ohtani's preferred the West coast since he came to MLB, so I know there was no chance he was coming to New York. I remember reading the trip back to Japan is a big factor in it.

I just like to make fun of Mets fans any chance I get.

[KnicksGadfly]

Red Sox willing to give 300 mill...back up the Brinks truck Hal!

[HarthorneWingo]

The Dodgers are doing what Mets fans thought Cohen was going to do this off-season.

Yeah they really are. But sometimes you can't control it. Even if Mets offered the same money or even a bit more, wouldn't you rather live in LA and not even have to move you or your family from Cali if you already lived there?

It just unfortunately makes it so much easier for the Dodgers to be able to grab Ohtani. Dodgers also have the advantage with Yamamoto over Mets/Yankees because if they're willing to spend, Cali is a lot closer to Japan travel wise than NY is.

Ohtani's preferred the West coast since he came to MLB, so I know there was no chance he was coming to New York. I remember reading the trip back to Japan is a big factor in it.

I just like to make fun of Mets fans any chance I get.

I have no problem not signing Ohtani. I'm going to be more disappointed if the Mets don't sign Mr. Moto. And that's looking more probable with each passing day. This is why I'd like the Mets to sign Shōta Imanaga regardless of what happens with Moto. Imanaga can slide in nicely into the 2-3 slots in the rotation. He could be a very underrated addition to a starting lineup.

[HarthorneWingo]

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

Copycats is what you guys are.

No shame at all!

I know, we'll always be the little brother.

[KnixtapeH20]

I can use chopsticks but, why? I can play chopsticks but, who cares? The Mets are getting Mr Moto!! Take your egg rolls and GTFOH!!!

Yamamoto will look good in the slimming pinstripes.

Hey, we have pinstripes too, ya know.

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[MrDollarBills]

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Offer him 400m!! Spare no expense