STATUS REPORT:
Written by MDB.
Published on June 10th, 2025.
It has been 6 days since Tom Thibodeau has been dismissed.
The Knicks Fandom is awash with many emotions as the departure of a beloved, yet polarizing figure has sent shockwaves through many. Some are relieved. Others are processing their grief. The fact remains, the ship is entering uncharted territory.
No replacement has been named, as the Knicks organization remains tight lipped. Some believe it's because they already have picked their coach. Some believe they haven't and are flailing in the wind.
This analyst's objective study has led to one simple conclusion:
No one knows anything.
Wild and baseless speculation runs rampant.
Panic ensues with every new tweet that says a lot of nothing.
Posters have threatened to post entire substack articles as mods rush in to prevent DMCA strikes that run the risk of toppling the RealGM empire.
Adam Silver awakens with heartburn as no one is watching the NBA Finals and all the click baiters are locked in to fueling the paranoia and anxiety of Knicks fans.
As we begin the 7th day of the Post Thibslamic Era, the only advisable course of action is to remain patient and let the future chain of events unfold, as the fanbase has no control over the situation.
This analysis also includes evidence of Giannis Antetokounmpo falling and busting his ass while visiting children in Brazil
End report.