MeloDrama 6.5: The Prelude

[HarthorneWingo]

This IS taking forever.

Oh come on. It's not been that long. I have longer orgies than this.

In San Diego!

[jonny31623]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

GIFSoup

[Jay10]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

WTF does that mean?

lebron(6), carmelo(7)

[Brooklyn_Yards]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

Yep. We've been trolled

[The_Special_One]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

Are you telling me that Melo will sign at Melodrama Part 13?

[giantsx6]

The Germany over Brazil 5-0 score, tells me anything can happen. I mean Germany is great but 5-0 at the half wtf.

[Lord Commander]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

da fuq....

[moocow007]

Yes now I can absolutely confirm this, this IS happening!

Guys...who think I should suspend this guy for the duration of free agency?

I apologize for posting legitimate information, I heard this news recently and I was eager to share it. You guys will regret denying my information it is all true.

And so happens...the first official sacrifice to Based Carl God.

[Boarder Patrol]

1. Trade Bargs with 3M cash and Tyler = 0
2. Trade JR with Pablo = 0
3. Stretch waive Amar'e = 7.7M
4. Waive Dalembert = 1.8M
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= 9.5M

Calderon 7.1
Ellington 2.7
Shumpert 2.6
Larkin 1.6
Odom 1.5
Shannon 1.3
Timmy 1.3

4 Cap Holds 2
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= 29.6M on the books

= 33.9 of cap space to be shared by Melo and Bron = $16.95M each

What the hell, this is very doable. If you have to send Shumpert with Calderon, or just clear out Shump, Larkin, Timmy, Odom, to get the both closer to 20M.

What am I missing?

For starters, no team is taking on Bargs for Tyler and cash, and no team is taking on JR for Pablo.

Also, LeBron has been pretty adamant about getting the max and it's been reported that Melo wants his money too.

Don't get me wrong though, I think it's doable too.

[spl3nda]

Well that was too easy. We're getting Lebron, Melo, and Harden.

Signed sealed delivered

[HarthorneWingo]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

WTF does that mean?

lebron(6), carmelo(7)

Which means that Bargs and STAT are both goners.

[KnicksFTW]

Can Mods ban his account if everything is not under control?

[Context]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrjLVSapII[/youtube]

[DE FENSE]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

[Starksfor3]

1. Trade Bargs with 3M cash and Tyler = 0
2. Trade JR with Pablo = 0
3. Stretch waive Amar'e = 7.7M
4. Waive Dalembert = 1.8M
------------------------------------------------------
= 9.5M

Calderon 7.1
Ellington 2.7
Shumpert 2.6
Larkin 1.6
Odom 1.5
Shannon 1.3
Timmy 1.3

4 Cap Holds 2
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= 29.6M on the books

= 33.9M of cap space to be shared by Melo and Bron = $16.95M each

What the hell, this is very doable. If you have to send Shumpert with Calderon, or just clear out Shump, Larkin, Timmy, Odom, Brown, to get the both closer to 20M.

What am I missing? Just do the above.

Not optimism, that's for damn sure.

[moocow007]

This IS taking forever.

Oh come on. It's not been that long. I have longer orgies than this.

In San Diego!

Let me tell you...let's just say I was sure by the end that they had not dyed their head blond.

[Forbes]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

In other words

Lebron + Melo = James Harden

Lebron and Melo = Lebron, Melo

I know which one I prefer.

[CoolKids]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

[KnicksManiac]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

I get trolled a lot by my friends. This is starting to feel eerily similar.

[Bill Pidto]

6+7=13

6 and 7= 6,7

Okay.. so we're getting LeBron and Melo and they'll both be making 16 and 17 million respectively.

You mentioned you might need to buy a number 16 jersey. Melo is gonna take 16 so LeBron can come without moving Bargs?