OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

NevaGivinKnixUp · Post #61 » by **NevaGivinKnixUp** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:09 am

Jeremy Lin freed the slaves, then Balkman, famine in Africa is now over thanks to Jeremy Lin's sweat and shyt (he shyts filet mignon and pisses Figi water)

Knicksman780 · Post #62 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:12 am

Jeremy Lin decided to take his talents to the d league...and was recalled after one game because his per 36 was infinity...

hebrewhammer · Post #63 » by **hebrewhammer** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:17 am

Wait so how do I do this?

step 1: I go look up Chuck Norris or Vin Diesel or Most Interesting Man or Tebow and insert Jeremy Lin

step 2: my penis grows?

right>?>>? or

Knicksfan20 · Post #64 » by **Knicksfan20** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:19 am

Jesus did on the cross for our sins. Then was reborn Jeremy Lin.

Iluvchucknorris · Post #65 » by **Iluvchucknorris** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:20 am

No step one you say Jeremy Lin step two your penis grows.

GetItDone · Post #66 » by **GetItDone** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:20 am

Jeremy Lin ejaculates the fluid of his choice.

xsaberx · Post #67 » by **xsaberx** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:21 am

Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

Knicksfan20 · Post #68 » by **Knicksfan20** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:22 am

Iluvchucknorris wrote:No step one you say Jeremy Lin step two your penis grows.

Jeremy Lin made Iluvchucknorris change his name to Iluvjeremylin.

KnicksChamps · Post #69 » by **KnicksChamps** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:24 am

xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

Knicksman780 · Post #70 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:26 am

If Jeremy Lin were black...he'd still be called Jeremy Lin.

NevaGivinKnixUp · Post #71 » by **NevaGivinKnixUp** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:29 am

Knicksfan20 wrote:Jesus did on the cross for our sins. Then was reborn Jeremy Lin.

Yeah I said this one already worded differently lol

xsaberx · Post #72 » by **xsaberx** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:29 am

KnicksChamps wrote:
xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

seriously will someone please tell Amare to switch back to his old goggles so that he's good again!

CoolKids · Post #73 » by **CoolKids** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:29 am

xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

you're weird

Post #74 » by **Capn'O** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:30 am

You know, I live near Harvard. They actually renamed a street around the way from me "Jeremy Lin Street" for awhile but they had to change it back because nobody crossed Jeremy Lin and lived.

froyo · Post #75 » by **froyo** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:30 am

Lin took "seven seconds or less" and made it six

DocZaius · Post #76 » by **DocZaius** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:32 am

Jeremy Lin doesn't sleep, he waits.

CoolKids · Post #77 » by **CoolKids** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:33 am

jesus can walk on water but Jeremy Lin can swim through land.

NevaGivinKnixUp · Post #78 » by **NevaGivinKnixUp** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:34 am

CoolKids wrote:
xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

you're weird

Yeah dude you win the dud award! Congrats!

Knicksman780 · Post #79 » by **Knicksman780** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:37 am

There were actually 20 commandments, but Jeremy Lin only approved 10.

DocZaius · Post #80 » by **DocZaius** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:38 am

If Jeremy Lin were a ninja, everyone on this forum would already be dea...........

1. Jeremy Lin is a mammal.
2. Jeremy Lin fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Jeremy Lin is to flip out and kill people.