[Official Knicks Board Community Board Thread] X-Rated NSFW

[mildred]

major ownage

[MR IB4TL]

One shot bro one shot! lol

[BelieveTheDream]

wait where should bieber of been booed?? where was he

[CoolKids]

wait where should bieber of been booed?? where was he

guess you didnt watch the massacre tonight. he was courtside at MSG

[Knicksfan20]

Having a boy Fiance gave me the thumbs up on the middle name Landry. Might not though, depends haha. Im super happy though.

[Manhattan Project]

Can anyone that watches wrestling explain this to me...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8&feature=player_embedded#[/youtube]

[H20KilledHeat]

No. He should have been shot.

Stupid joke is stupid.
You shouldn't want ANYONE to be shot, NPR should you wish it even as a joke...

[atribecalledrch]

ONE HITTA QUITTAHH!!

[Subway Token]

Absolutely not. I mean look at him! He's so dreamy!

[Nightstick56NYK]

Should this thread have been made??

[KnickelandDime]

He shouldn't have been booed. He's just a dumb little backstreet boy clone who will be forgotten in two years once he starts growing facial hair. I don't know how many dogs he's been kicking, but the hate he gets by other males is pretty ridiculous.

[Knicks_Fan2]

Was this really that big of a deal? I laughed when it happened at the game and moved on.

[Paeds]

Classless

[atribecalledrch]

This is the perfect time to explain to me why Justin Bieber looks like Ellen Degeneres. All he needs is a suit, some white tennis shoes and a funny dance and he'd be a carpet licker.

[cgmw]

2am. Blowjob story.

So I go to a friend's birthday dinner. Table for 14, nice time. Wine, food, laughs, awkward singing, more awkward splitting of the check. Afterwards, we all go to a bar up the street. Sometime around 11, I'm talking to my boy, Big Country when this girl walks up. She's heavy. White girl. She says, "excuse me, but I'm with a bachelorette party." I interrupt to tell her that Big Country's girlfriend is standing right there. She replies, "Oh, no I came to talk to you."

Then she shows me this playing card. It says, "Walk up to the most handsome man in the room and ask for a kiss." I look at it, look at her, and say "whoa."

Then I'm like, "where are your friends?" And she points to a table of girls.

So I grab her chubby hand and walk over to the table. I say, "Excuse me, this young lady's card told me to kiss her. Should I do it?" At which point, this table of girls all start cheering.

I repeat myself. "Excuse me, but I can't hear you. It says I should kiss her. Should I do it?" At which point they start standing on chairs and screaming.

So I get my face close and look this fat girl right in her eye. I pucker up, but then turn my cheek to the side. I point to my cheek as if to say, "Kiss me here." When she leans in....

BAM! I turn and start making out with her.

The table of chicks goes crazy.

We finish making out. I give her a hug, pull out her chair, and take a bow for the table.

For the rest of the night I don't interact with or say **** to their entire group, including the fat girl. But all night, every time I look over, she's gazing at me, batting her eyes, and blushing.

So 1am comes. Last call. The bouncers start kicking everybody out. I head downstairs to the boys room to take a leak. The bathrooms are individual rooms for boys and girls, each one with an individual lock. I pee.

On my way back up the stairs, who should I pass, but the fat chick from earlier in the night. As she walks by, she reaches out and grazes my junk while giving me "**** me" eyes. I take two steps up as if I don't notice. Then I stop.

**** it.

I turn back around and follow her down the steps. She walks into the ladies room stall, and I follow, closing and locking the door behind us.'

Within one minute, my pants are around my ankles. She's saying "I've never done anything like this before." I tell her, sit down, then push her on the toilet.

She says, "My friends are waiting, let's make this quick."

Five minutes later we leave the stall. She goes up the stairs first, and her friends are all waiting. "Where have you been?" I hear them say. I casually tiptoe behind her, heading over to my buddies.

"What the ****?" Big Country says.

I tell him, "see that girl?" The fat chick is looking at me with this stunned look.

He says, "Yeah."

I say, "She just took a load in her mouth."

At that point, her friends rush her out. Ten minutes later, I'm in a cab home. Now I'm writing the story.

The end. Yay x-rated confessional. Boo 6am alarm for work

[atribecalledrch]

2am. Blowjob story.

So I go to a friend's birthday dinner. Table for 14, nice time. Wine, food, laughs, awkward singing, more awkward splitting of the check. Afterwards, we all go to a bar up the street. Sometime around 11, I'm talking to my boy, Big Country when this girl walks up. She's heavy. White girl. She says, "excuse me, but I'm with a bachelorette party." I interrupt to tell her that Big Country's girlfriend is standing right there. She replies, "Oh, no I came to talk to you."

Then she shows me this playing card. It says, "Walk up to the most handsome man in the room and ask for a kiss." I look at it, look at her, and say "whoa."

Then I'm like, "where are your friends?" And she points to a table of girls.

So I grab her chubby hand and walk over to the table. I say, "Excuse me, this young lady's card told me to kiss her. Should I do it?" At which point, this table of girls all start cheering.

I repeat myself. "Excuse me, but I can't hear you. It says I should kiss her. Should I do it?" At which point they start standing on chairs and screaming.

So I get my face close and look this fat girl right in her eye. I pucker up, but then turn my cheek to the side. I point to my cheek as if to say, "Kiss me here." When she leans in....

BAM! I turn and start making out with her.

The table of chicks goes crazy.

We finish making out. I give her a hug, pull out her chair, and take a bow for the table.

For the rest of the night I don't interact with or say **** to their entire group, including the fat girl. But all night, every time I look over, she's gazing at me, batting her eyes, and blushing.

So 1am comes. Last call. The bouncers start kicking everybody out. I head downstairs to the boys room to take a leak. The bathrooms are individual rooms for boys and girls, each one with an individual lock. I pee.

On my way back up the stairs, who should I pass, but the fat chick from earlier in the night. As she walks by, she reaches out and grazes my junk while giving me "**** me" eyes. I take two steps up as if I don't notice. Then I stop.

I heard fat girls giv the best neck. Is this true?
**** it.

I turn back around and follow her down the steps. She walks into the ladies room stall, and I follow, closing and locking the door behind us.'

Within one minute, my pants are around my ankles. She's saying "I've never done anything like this before." I tell her, sit down, then push her on the toilet.

She says, "My friends are waiting, let's make this quick."

Five minutes later we leave the stall. She goes up the stairs first, and her friends are all waiting. "Where have you been?" I hear them say. I casually tiptoe behind her, heading over to my buddies.

"What the ****?" Big Country says.

I tell him, "see that girl?" The fat chick is looking at me with this stunned look.

He says, "Yeah."

I say, "She just took a load in her mouth."

At that point, her friends rush her out. Ten minutes later, I'm in a cab home. Now I'm writing the story.

The end. Yay x-rated confessional. Boo 6am alarm for work

[Rasho Brezec]

Bieber gets more pussy than everyone in this thread combined.

[ITGM]

Bieber gets more pussy than everyone in this thread combined.

I don't consider a man's anus to be pussy.

[Rasho Brezec]

[Subway Token]

Well now we know why Katy Perry wrote "I Kissed a Girl".