Offseason Thread - So Begins The Lesser Offseason - Well... After Kawhi Decides

[dakomish23]

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I’ll gladly bet the over (with good health outside of KD)

LeVert Allen Kurocs should all get better

We know. You’re a Nets cuck

And your face is in the Knicks crotch 24/7.

Maybe if you came up for air everyone once in a while, you would be able to deal with another team being good instead of being over sensitive at the mere mention of it.

Anyway, back on your knees.

[Fury]

I’ll gladly bet the over (with good health outside of KD)

LeVert Allen Kurocs should all get better

We know. You’re a Nets cuck

And your face is in the Knicks crotch 24/7.

Maybe if you came up for air everyone once in a while, you would be able to deal with another team being good instead of being over sensitive at the mere mention of it.

Anyway, back on your knees.

Lol tf would I care for another team for? You’re just a natural born cuck, aren’t you?

****! Shouldn’t you be on your knees for the Net posters on the general board at about this time? Hurry, they’re getting antsy!

[Clyde_Style]

I’ll gladly bet the over (with good health outside of KD)

LeVert Allen Kurocs should all get better

We know. You’re a Nets cuck

And your face is in the Knicks crotch 24/7.

Maybe if you came up for air everyone once in a while, you would be able to deal with another team being good instead of being over sensitive at the mere mention of it.

Anyway, back on your knees.

Cuck? On your knees?

Clean up your act fellas. You sound like the worst of our society talking like that

[HerSports85]

[HarthorneWingo]

We need a meditation thread

[K_ick_God]

“Just sit back and watch, man. They’ll grow to love this group of guys,” Payton told Alex Kennedy of HoopsHype. “It’s totally natural to feel some type of way when you miss out on guys like Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving, but I think they’re going to grow to love this group. I feel we embody what New York basketball was about back in the day – just being grimy, tough guys who play with a chip on their shoulder and have something to prove.”

Huge hands. Can really matter to his game & impact in big & small ways.

[dakomish23]

We know. You’re a Nets cuck

And your face is in the Knicks crotch 24/7.

Maybe if you came up for air everyone once in a while, you would be able to deal with another team being good instead of being over sensitive at the mere mention of it.

Anyway, back on your knees.

Lol tf would I care for another team for? You’re just a natural born cuck, aren’t you?

****! Shouldn’t you be on your knees for the Net posters on the general board at about this time? Hurry, they’re getting antsy!

This is the best you got, isn’t it? “Cuck”.

How pathetic is your fandom that if someone’s says another team might win more than 40 games gets you this hot and bothered?

You sound like a bitter, beaten down, sad human being who gets jealous when their partner shakes hands with someone else.

I can’t imagine being this pitiful or petty.

But good for you that you don’t have to imagine it. It’s your reality. Don’t worry. At some point you’ll stop getting triggered by a discussion of basketball teams on a basketball board. Or you won’t and continue to be a bitter, beaten down, sad human being.

Up to you. I believe in you, champ.

I’d say get back on your knees, but you’ve already punched back in. Enjoy.

[Fury]

And your face is in the Knicks crotch 24/7.

Maybe if you came up for air everyone once in a while, you would be able to deal with another team being good instead of being over sensitive at the mere mention of it.

Anyway, back on your knees.

Lol tf would I care for another team for? You’re just a natural born cuck, aren’t you?

****! Shouldn’t you be on your knees for the Net posters on the general board at about this time? Hurry, they’re getting antsy!

This is the best you got, isn’t it? “Cuck”.

How pathetic is your fandom that if someone’s says another team might win more than 40 games gets you this hot and bothered?

You sound like a bitter, beaten down, sad human being who gets jealous when their partner shakes hands with someone else.

I can’t imagine being this pitiful or petty.

But good for you that you don’t have to imagine it. It’s your reality. Don’t worry. At some point you’ll stop getting triggered by a discussion of basketball teams on a basketball board. Or you won’t and continue to be a bitter, beaten down, sad human being.

Up to you. I believe in you, champ.

I’d say get back on your knees, but you’ve already punched back in. Enjoy.

Lol. You gonna cry? Look how many lines you wrote there. Also, I regret stooping to your knees insult. Seems a bit homophobic, and I don’t do that. My apologies, y’all.

This dude is definitely a cuck, tho. No doubt about it.

[robillionaire]

[Capn'O]

You guys done yet or are you done?

[Clyde_Style]

“Just sit back and watch, man. They’ll grow to love this group of guys,” Payton told Alex Kennedy of HoopsHype. “It’s totally natural to feel some type of way when you miss out on guys like Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving, but I think they’re going to grow to love this group. I feel we embody what New York basketball was about back in the day – just being grimy, tough guys who play with a chip on their shoulder and have something to prove.”

Huge hands. Can really matter to his game & impact in big & small ways.

Wow, you're right, he has extra-terrestrial sized digits. Rondo-esque. I'm looking forward to seeing this cat play.

[god shammgod]

You guys done yet or are you done?

[dakomish23]

Lol tf would I care for another team for? You’re just a natural born cuck, aren’t you?

****! Shouldn’t you be on your knees for the Net posters on the general board at about this time? Hurry, they’re getting antsy!

This is the best you got, isn’t it? “Cuck”.

How pathetic is your fandom that if someone’s says another team might win more than 40 games gets you this hot and bothered?

You sound like a bitter, beaten down, sad human being who gets jealous when their partner shakes hands with someone else.

I can’t imagine being this pitiful or petty.

But good for you that you don’t have to imagine it. It’s your reality. Don’t worry. At some point you’ll stop getting triggered by a discussion of basketball teams on a basketball board. Or you won’t and continue to be a bitter, beaten down, sad human being.

Up to you. I believe in you, champ.

I’d say get back on your knees, but you’ve already punched back in. Enjoy.

Lol. You gonna cry? Look how many lines you wrote there. Also, I regret stooping to your knees insult. Seems a bit homophobic, and I don’t do that. My apologies, y’all.

This dude is definitely a cuck, tho. No doubt about it.

Cry? Who’s the one who got upset like a little pansie in the first place.

You’re really throwing stuff against the wall hoping something sticks.

Cuck? Again?

A cuck is a weak, effeminate, unmanly, or inadequate man, who is often dominated by their female partner.

Who sounds more like a cuck? The one who holds their team accountable and doesn’t blindly agree with everything they do? Or the homer who will always make excuses for anything and everything while getting defensive at the mere mention of another team being better?

Your fandom is cuck 101. Enjoy.

[rate_]

Huge hands. Can really matter to his game & impact in big & small ways.

Wow, you're right, he has extra-terrestrial sized digits. Rondo-esque. I'm looking forward to seeing this cat play.

Payton’s hands were measured 8.75” to 9” length to span ratio at the draft combine
Rondo’s hands were measured 9.5” to 10” respectively, in comparison

[Fury]

Enjoy

[Clyde_Style]

Huge hands. Can really matter to his game & impact in big & small ways.

Wow, you're right, he has extra-terrestrial sized digits. Rondo-esque. I'm looking forward to seeing this cat play.

Payton’s hands were measured 8.75” to 9” length to span ratio at the draft combine
Rondo’s hands were measured 9.5” to 10” respectively, in comparison

Still big fingas

[Thugger HBC]

Nets get a healthy Kyrie and the prediction is they'll win less games?

[Dave DaButcher]

The New York Times is not breaking any new ground with this “expose”. They discuss the organization’s systemic dysfunction and purported unattractivenesss as a top free agent destination, which they attribute to Dolan, Mills, Dolan, the remoteness of the practice facility, Dolan, the ascendancy of the Nets, the team’s persistent coaching turnover, and Dolan.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/05/sports/basketball/knicks-durant-kyrie-dolan.html

[J9Starks3]

Huge hands. Can really matter to his game & impact in big & small ways.

Wow, you're right, he has extra-terrestrial sized digits. Rondo-esque. I'm looking forward to seeing this cat play.

Payton’s hands were measured 8.75” to 9” length to span ratio at the draft combine
Rondo’s hands were measured 9.5” to 10” respectively, in comparison

[J9Starks3]

Nets get a healthy Kyrie and the prediction is they'll win less games?

Without Durant, this team looks a lot like the young Celtics that Kyrie totally destroyed.

Dinwiddie as Rozier
Lavert as Tatum
Harris as Brown
Jordan as Horford
Allan as Morris
Temple as Smart
RHJ as Haywood

And of course, the captain of it all.... Kyrie as himself