OFFICIAL - Jeremy Lin "LINSANITY" Thread

The Lamma · Post #81 » by **The Lamma** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:42 am

Jeremy Lin can "name that tune" in zero notes

Huey Freeman · Post #82 » by **Huey Freeman** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:47 am

Capn'O wrote:You know, I live near Harvard. They actually renamed a street around the way from me "Jeremy Lin Street" for awhile but they had to change it back because nobody crossed Jeremy Lin and lived.

GetItDone wrote:Jeremy Lin ejaculates the fluid of his choice.

xsaberx · Post #83 » by **xsaberx** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:47 am

NevaGivinKnixUp wrote:
CoolKids wrote:
xsaberx wrote:Jeremy Lin wanted revenge on Amare because Amare ate Jeremy Lin's mom - so he got him a new pair of goggles... suck-inducing goggles... now Amare sucks

you're weird

Yeah dude you win the dud award! Congrats!

Having witnessed the grace of Jeremy Lin is my true award

NevaGivinKnixUp · Post #84 » by **NevaGivinKnixUp** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:48 am

If he slept with your wife, you'd have to fight the strong urge to high five him!

Subway Token · Post #85 » by **Subway Token** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:49 am

Capn'O wrote:You know, I live near Harvard. They actually renamed a street around the way from me "Jeremy Lin Street" for awhile but they had to change it back because nobody crossed Jeremy Lin and lived.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WINNER WINNER WINNER

Red Vines · Post #86 » by **Red Vines** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:50 am

The D-League gets sent up to Jeremy Lin.

The Lamma · Post #87 » by **The Lamma** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:54 am

Jeremy Lin went bowling. His score was 301.

Brokejumper · Post #88 » by **Brokejumper** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:55 am

Red Vines wrote:The D-League gets sent up to Jeremy Lin.

David Stern is actually in the process of renaming it to the Lin-League.

Post #89 » by **Deeeez Knicks** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:55 am

Jeremy Lin finished the 3 year MSG renovation project during warmups

LINIZALLSTAR · Post #90 » by **LINIZALLSTAR** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:57 am

There is not "Ctrl" button on Jeremy Lin's computer. Jeremy Lin is always in control.

Iluvchucknorris · Post #91 » by **Iluvchucknorris** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 4:57 am

Knicksfan20 wrote:
Iluvchucknorris wrote:No step one you say Jeremy Lin step two your penis grows.

Jeremy Lin made Iluvchucknorris change his name to Iluvjeremylin.

I hereby request it although I may have to make a thread don't know. I still don't have a year though.

allnyteams · Post #92 » by **allnyteams** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:01 am

Jeremy lin hit the game winning shot without even shooting

Brokejumper · Post #93 » by **Brokejumper** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:06 am

Shaq got a tattoo of Superman, Superman got a tattoo of Jeremy Lin.

Post #94 » by **Deeeez Knicks** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:39 am

when the Knicks win the title, instead of going to the white house, the president will go to Jeremy Lins house

Ron1 · Post #95 » by **Ron1** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 5:49 am

What's the point of this post?

Pubsaint · Post #96 » by **Pubsaint** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:03 am

Jeremy Lin can not have more playing time. Score sheet can not record his quadruple-triple.

clearscreen · Post #97 » by **clearscreen** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:12 am

chuck norris grew a beard only to hide the scares Jeremy Lin left on his face

nyczlegacy · Post #98 » by **nyczlegacy** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:18 am

BC is technically wrong it should be BJL because Jeremy Lin came before Christ

Jedi · Post #99 » by **Jedi** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:21 am

Jeremy Lin goes to the beach, the sea divides in two lulz.

aq_ua · Post #100 » by **aq_ua** » Wed Feb 1, 2012 6:23 am

Pubsaint wrote:Jeremy Lin can not have more playing time. Score sheet can not record his quadruple-triple.

Jeremy Lin is the first basketball player to get a triple double in points, assists and swag.