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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#81 » by Towel Manager » Sun May 13, 2012 1:38 am

Did OP die? He hasn't posted after he said he was going to call her fat.

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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#82 » by Little Italia » Sun May 13, 2012 3:27 am

Towel Manager wrote:Did OP die? He hasn't posted after he said he was going to call her fat.

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Maybe she suffocated him??
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#83 » by spaceballer » Sun May 13, 2012 3:36 am

Little Italia wrote:
Towel Manager wrote:Did OP die? He hasn't posted after he said he was going to call her fat.

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Maybe she suffocated him??


In that case....ummm...does anyone know if she has access to his RealGM account and bookmark to this thread?

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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#84 » by kane » Sun May 13, 2012 3:55 am

fill the DVR up with recordings of the biggest loser and buy her p90x for her birthday and in the card wright "hint"
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#85 » by drtran117 » Sun May 13, 2012 3:57 am

Little Italia wrote:
Towel Manager wrote:Did OP die? He hasn't posted after he said he was going to call her fat.

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Maybe she sat on him??


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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#86 » by AllanHoustonFan » Sun May 13, 2012 3:59 am

rayofsunshine wrote:is her mother fat?

This is critical.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#87 » by JBreezeNY » Sun May 13, 2012 4:02 am

AllanHoustonFan wrote:
rayofsunshine wrote:is her mother fat?

This is critical.

Very critical.

We should ask Ja Rule what is his thoughts on the matter though.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#88 » by drtran117 » Sun May 13, 2012 9:10 am

Since Quick Kick is still alive, I would like details.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#89 » by Stannis » Sun May 13, 2012 9:16 am

I would convince her that you want her to lose weight for her own good health, which is true, but we all know you want her to look a little thinner as well.

Just tell her that she needs to lose weight now, because it is only going to get harder as you age.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#90 » by thegreat0ne81 » Sun May 13, 2012 2:42 pm

Where is OP I demand updates.
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Post#91 » by thegreat0ne81 » Sun May 13, 2012 2:43 pm

Where is OP I demand updates.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#92 » by cgmw » Sun May 13, 2012 2:48 pm

thegreat0ne81 wrote:Where is OP I demand updates.

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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#93 » by Quick Kick » Sun May 13, 2012 2:55 pm

It was a bad night. We tried having sex and I just wasnt into it. So we laid there for a minute and she finally asks me whays wrong. I tried to avoid the issue but she asked me if theres another woman. I said no. She again asks whats wrong then. I realized lying would be futile so I came out and just said "baby, youre too big. Im sorry." She got quiet for a second then started crying....like a 2 year old! I tried to comfort her but she pushed me off and told me to leave. So I did. We talked on my way home and she starts going crazy, saying its not the weight, Im fking another chick, blah blah. So I just said youre in denial and.something needs to be done or else this wont last. She said ok yeah, Il do something, its over. So I just hung up and went to bed. Havent heard from her today. Dont care if I do.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#94 » by Smoke24 » Sun May 13, 2012 2:59 pm

I believer her, its another girl, don't lie... :lol: jk

Every time an issue comes up with a female, they think its another girl.
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Post#95 » by thegreat0ne81 » Sun May 13, 2012 3:01 pm

Quick Kick wrote:It was a bad night. We tried having sex and I just wasnt into it. So we laid there for a minute and she finally asks me whays wrong. I tried to avoid the issue but she asked me if theres another woman. I said no. She again asks whats wrong then. I realized lying would be futile so I came out and just said "baby, youre too big. Im sorry." She got quiet for a second then started crying....like a 2 year old! I tried to comfort her but she pushed me off and told me to leave. So I did. We talked on my way home and she starts going crazy, saying its not the weight, Im fking another chick, blah blah. So I just said youre in denial and.something needs to be done or else this wont last. She said ok yeah, Il do something, its over. So I just hung up and went to bed. Havent heard from her today. Dont care if I do.

Good for you man. She is just trying to blame you for it with the other woman crap so she doesn't have to take any responsibility for her weight. Typical woman.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#96 » by LOJ » Sun May 13, 2012 3:02 pm

Quick Kick wrote:It was a bad night. We tried having sex and I just wasnt into it. So we laid there for a minute and she finally asks me whays wrong. I tried to avoid the issue but she asked me if theres another woman. I said no. She again asks whats wrong then. I realized lying would be futile so I came out and just said "baby, youre too big. Im sorry." She got quiet for a second then started crying....like a 2 year old! I tried to comfort her but she pushed me off and told me to leave. So I did. We talked on my way home and she starts going crazy, saying its not the weight, Im fking another chick, blah blah. So I just said youre in denial and.something needs to be done or else this wont last. She said ok yeah, Il do something, its over. So I just hung up and went to bed. Havent heard from her today. Dont care if I do.


Straight up denial, and if she was so quick to call it quits without even getting to the root of the problem just because her ego got hurt then good riddance.

A chick like that who doesn't listen to reason is not worth it.
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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#97 » by Hemispheres » Sun May 13, 2012 3:05 pm

Quick Kick wrote:It was a bad night. We tried having sex and I just wasnt into it. So we laid there for a minute and she finally asks me whays wrong. I tried to avoid the issue but she asked me if theres another woman. I said no. She again asks whats wrong then. I realized lying would be futile so I came out and just said "baby, youre too big. Im sorry." She got quiet for a second then started crying....like a 2 year old! I tried to comfort her but she pushed me off and told me to leave. So I did. We talked on my way home and she starts going crazy, saying its not the weight, Im fking another chick, blah blah. So I just said youre in denial and.something needs to be done or else this wont last. She said ok yeah, Il do something, its over. So I just hung up and went to bed. Havent heard from her today. Dont care if I do.


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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#98 » by AmazingJason » Sun May 13, 2012 3:21 pm

Quick Kick wrote:It was a bad night. We tried having sex and I just wasnt into it. So we laid there for a minute and she finally asks me whays wrong. I tried to avoid the issue but she asked me if theres another woman. I said no. She again asks whats wrong then. I realized lying would be futile so I came out and just said "baby, youre too big. Im sorry." She got quiet for a second then started crying....like a 2 year old! I tried to comfort her but she pushed me off and told me to leave. So I did. We talked on my way home and she starts going crazy, saying its not the weight, Im fking another chick, blah blah. So I just said youre in denial and.something needs to be done or else this wont last. She said ok yeah, Il do something, its over. So I just hung up and went to bed. Havent heard from her today. Dont care if I do.


I guarantee that at some point, she will come crawling back asking for another shot (she's fat after all...) and offering to make changes to her body and lifestyle. If I were you, I would not give her that shot unless a detailed step-by-step plan on how to enact those changes was created and agreed upon. It's VERY easy to lose weight - much more so than gaining muscle mass - but most people are lazy, dumb, or mentally weak. Just eat clean (protein, healthy fats, no sugar), gradually cut more and more carbs out of her diet, and weight train a couple of times a week (an hour total?) along with some cardio (optional if her diet is very good). The key is getting carbs out of her diet (soda, bear, bread, rice, pasta, pastries); I recommend doing it slowly until the majority of her carbs are eliminated.

So basically she's looking at an extra hour of work a week...maybe a little more if she has to prepare food more...but she's a woman, she should be in the kitchen anyway...if she's not willing to do this and also be happy to make these changes FOR HERSELF, then I would just move on and ahead with the fit girls at the gym...
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Post#99 » by Knicks_Fan2 » Sun May 13, 2012 3:28 pm

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Quick Kick wrote:It was a bad night. We tried having sex and I just wasnt into it. So we laid there for a minute and she finally asks me whays wrong. I tried to avoid the issue but she asked me if theres another woman. I said no. She again asks whats wrong then. I realized lying would be futile so I came out and just said "baby, youre too big. Im sorry." She got quiet for a second then started crying....like a 2 year old! I tried to comfort her but she pushed me off and told me to leave. So I did. We talked on my way home and she starts going crazy, saying its not the weight, Im fking another chick, blah blah. So I just said youre in denial and.something needs to be done or else this wont last. She said ok yeah, Il do something, its over. So I just hung up and went to bed. Havent heard from her today. Dont care if I do.


I guarantee that at some point, she will come crawling back asking for another shot (she's fat after all...) and offering to make changes to her body and lifestyle. If I were you, I would not give her that shot unless a detailed step-by-step plan on how to enact those changes was created and agreed upon. It's VERY easy to lose weight - much more so than gaining muscle mass - but most people are lazy, dumb, or mentally weak. Just eat clean (protein, healthy fats, no sugar), gradually cut more and more carbs out of her diet, and weight train a couple of times a week (an hour total?) along with some cardio (optional if her diet is very good). The key is getting carbs out of her diet (soda, bear, bread, rice, pasta, pastries); I recommend doing it slowly until the majority of her carbs are eliminated.

So basically she's looking at an extra hour of work a week...maybe a little more if she has to prepare food more...but she's a woman, she should be in the kitchen anyway...if she's not willing to do this and also be happy to make these changes FOR HERSELF, then I would just move on and ahead with the fit girls at the gym...


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Re: OT - My girl got fat 

Post#100 » by LOJ » Sun May 13, 2012 3:33 pm

I think he meant beer :lol:

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