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...lost his virginity before his parents.

If you had $5, and Jeremy Lin had $5, he'd have more money than you.

Jeremy Lin performs surgery with a nail gun.

You win some, you lose some. But not Jeremy Lin. He wins everything.

Jeremy Lin ran for office once. The office ran away.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Jeremy Lin stories.

Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

I'm confused....

you are a corny poster.stop posting

Jeremy Lin only masturbates to pictures of Jeremy Lin.

Jeremy Lin can divide by zero

Jeremy Lin kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

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i'm not gonna lie, i lol'd at most of them

GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

Doing it wrong.

Jeremy Lin's tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

Jeremy Lin can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass....At night.

Jeremy Lin is the reason why no one should use "per 36" stats.

Jeremy Lin released a toilet paper line once. Didn't sell well. Jeremy Lin don't take sh*t from nobody.

Keyser Soze is afraid of Jeremy Lin

GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

I don't know why I laughed uncontrollably hard at this one. I mean it is true, but it just caught me off guard

TrueWarrior wrote:

GONYK wrote:Jeremy Lin is a better PG than Toney Douglas

Doing it wrong.

Chris Paul wears Jeremy Lin Jerseys...because he's better than Toney Douglas

Jeremy Lin takes $hits in urinals

Jeremy Lin won American Idol using only sign language

Jeremy Lin counted to infinity....twice.