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Where is Amare at?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:19 pm
by Hijinks
Haven't heard updates on his recovery for some days now and he doesn't seem to be with the squad. Shump is always sitting on the bench with the team though. Is Amare getting treatment in Phoenix or something? What's the word on Amare?

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:25 pm
by Tron Carter
He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:26 pm
by Knicks_Fan2
HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Where did you hear he cant sit for extended periods of times.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:31 pm
by Hijinks
HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Wow, that's everything and more than i wanted out of this thread! Thanks for the insight! :bowdown: :clap:

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:47 pm
by rrosario35
knicksfan87 wrote:
HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Wow, that's everything and more than i wanted out of this thread! Thanks for the insight! :bowdown: :clap:


Can you tell us what he's doing right now?

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:41 am
by gethigh
rrosario35 wrote:Can you tell us what he's doing right now?


He's drinking a YooHoo watching football.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:19 am
by FrozenInfernoZX
gethigh wrote:
rrosario35 wrote:Can you tell us what he's doing right now?


He's drinking a YooHoo watching football.


Now, he's taking a shower.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:36 am
by Sundov
FrozenInfernoZX wrote:
gethigh wrote:
Now, he's taking a shower.


He is now picking off the lint off his invisible yamaka after its weekly wash.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:46 am
by jstudabaka
He just got off the plane and had time to think about sh*t

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:47 am
by god shammgod
rrosario35 wrote:
knicksfan87 wrote:
HakeemKnicks wrote:He's in the building. He cant sit in those chairs for extended periods of time with the team but he watches.

He traveled with them to Memphis on his birthday, the team presented him with a cake.

Said he'll be back around Christmas time.


Wow, that's everything and more than i wanted out of this thread! Thanks for the insight! :bowdown: :clap:


Can you tell us what he's doing right now?


he's perusing his large collection of scarves

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:48 am
by god shammgod
he's looking at himself in the mirror and thinking "phenomenal".


pause

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:48 am
by Rasho Brezec
Who is this Amare you speak of?

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:49 am
by Thugger HBC
Don't get me started.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:50 am
by god shammgod
c'mon you guys can think of something funny. it's like when chris bosh cried.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:50 am
by SonOfMars
Now he's purchasing a thesaurus so he can find synonyms of the word "phenomenal"

Unfortunately, was displeased with the options, and has returned the thesaurus

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:53 am
by god shammgod
he's currently perfecting his recipe for apple/sage stuffing while wearing a leather vest.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:56 am
by Rasho Brezec
He's writting a review of the new Mumford & Sons album for the NME.

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:00 am
by Thugger HBC
Amare is practicing his postmoves in the mirror while getting dressed, while listening to this song....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P0OcrBYuY8[/youtube]

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:02 am
by SonOfMars
He's now on the phone with Baren Davids planning a Bar Mitzvah

Re: Where is Amare at?

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:08 am
by j4remi
Amare just finished conversing with Gandalf from Lord of the Rings...."You shall not PASS"