All aboard! Knicks @ Suckremento!

Jalen Bluntson · Post #1 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 11:51 am

The Bipolar Express is about to depart the station.

I have been reading too much nonsense to stand silent. People are seriously having a hard time dealing with unrealistic expectations, revisionist history, dementia, and a laundry list of affliction I don't have time to mention.

Melo is trash. Rose is a bum. Our bench sucks. Trade our pick. Blow it up. KP isn't in the top 5 if young centers. Yada yada yada.

Microwave memories. Does anyone know how to make sauce? Build a house? Run a business? Deal in reality and not fairy tales?

This franchise hasn't won since most of us were born or old enough to remember. We haven't had any direction...continuity...structure...respect....leadership....Draft picks...cap space...Yada yada yada....SINCE THE EARLY SEVENTIES! !!

54 wins. Division CHAMPS. 2nd round choke vs Indiana. That's all we have had since Cinderella loaned us her slipper in 1999....or the missed finger roll was it...94? 3-18 John Starks? Too long ago to remember.

All of these years...the media and fans longed for the Windmill and all of his genius to come here. They wanted to stop overpaying marquee has beens. They wanted to keep draft picks. They wanted a rebuild. They wanted Dolan silenced. They wanted the Garden rocking. A top tier rookie prospect. Youth. A winning record in December. Talent...potential...cap flexiblity...a FA destination...no more jokes when you wear the team colors. Respect in the Mecca. A bright future to look forward to. A real coach.

Guess what? ALL OF THAT HAS HAPPENED. No one is happy?

We are fans of the same team. Even if we don't like the same players...we bleed the same blood and we basically want the same thing. Just like the political dysfunctional tendency has gripped and divided this nation...we see comrades in battle fighting amongst themselves over Petty nonsense.

BUCKLE UP AND BILLY THE **** UP IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS THE TEAM IN THIS THREAD! Bandwagon fairweather broken willed fans can lurk and STFU OR GTFOH!

RANT OVER.

LET'S GO KNICKS! !

Jalen Bluntson · Post #2 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:02 pm

NEXT STOP...SACREMENTO...PLEASE MIND THE GAP AND WATCH THE CLOSING DOORS. AND REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!

ChilledAlex · Post #3 » by **ChilledAlex** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:29 pm

Are We Ther Yet wrote:NEXT STOP...SACREMENTO...PLEASE MIND THE GAP AND WATCH THE CLOSING DOORS. AND REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!

Speaking of which... there is no GT

Jalen Bluntson · Post #4 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:34 pm

Sticky this thread and give me mod rights! I am sick of the trolls in every thread. The long time cry babies. The millennial falcons who are microwave experts. The old time battered fans who just want to lose to wallow in misery and bring everyone down just to be on the sage side. Fake fans. You name it. Stay away from this thread if you can't take a positive outlook on your favorite team. Or a REALISTIC criticism which is also welcome. Isola fans DIE!

Jalen Bluntson · Post #5 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:36 pm

ChilledAlex wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:NEXT STOP...SACREMENTO...PLEASE MIND THE GAP AND WATCH THE CLOSING DOORS. AND REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!

Speaking of which... there is no GT

I will be Herr enjoying my team as any logical fan would. I don't make gamethreads. I make commitment threads!

ALL ABOARD!

Knicksfan20 · Post #6 » by **Knicksfan20** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:39 pm

ChilledAlex wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:NEXT STOP...SACREMENTO...PLEASE MIND THE GAP AND WATCH THE CLOSING DOORS. AND REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!

Speaking of which... there is no GT

Make this the Gamethread. Good opening post. Im friggin pumped!

Jalen Bluntson · Post #7 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:53 pm

Knicksfan20 wrote:
ChilledAlex wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:NEXT STOP...SACREMENTO...PLEASE MIND THE GAP AND WATCH THE CLOSING DOORS. AND REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING!

Speaking of which... there is no GT

Make this the Gamethread. Good opening post. Im friggin pumped!

Can younadd some graphics and some good luck booty? I am tech tarded and haven't figured out my tablet yet...

Knicksfan20 · Post #8 » by **Knicksfan20** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 12:59 pm

GOOD LUCK BOOTY!!!!

KP vs Cousins. Who wins? Looks like the Refs arnt giving the Knicks any calls once again.

LETS FUGGIN GOOOOO!!!!!!!! CHANGE THE THREAD TITLE AND LETS FK THESE ROYAL PURPLE WEARING MUFUGGUHS UP!!!!!

Jalen Bluntson · Post #9 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:08 pm

[quote="Knicksfan20"]GOOD LUCK BOOTY!!!!

LETS FUGGIN GOOOOO!!!!!!!! CHANGE THE THREAD TITLE AND LETS FK THESE ROYAL PURPLE WEARING MUFUGGUHS UP!!!!![/quote

Done! Got any Knicks booty? I'm superstitious and I miss the booty thread!

Knicksfan20 · Post #10 » by **Knicksfan20** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:12 pm

Are We Ther Yet wrote:Done! Got any Knicks booty? I'm superstitious and I miss the booty thread!

Knicks Booty? Lance Thomas is booty.

Wolfgang630 · Post #11 » by **Wolfgang630** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:17 pm

Kings will get a ton of free throws.

Jalen Bluntson · Post #12 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:19 pm

Knicksfan20 wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Done! Got any Knicks booty? I'm superstitious and I miss the booty thread!

Knicks Booty? Lance Thomas is booty.

I want to agree....he HAS been. Who knew he had double plantar fasciitis? Him and his agent? He showed up the other night.

Future reference...FEMALE booty!

ChilledAlex · Post #13 » by **ChilledAlex** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:21 pm

Can KP overcome his anemia? Can Melo go to line 10 times? Will Rose play? Will Knicks blow them out? stay tuned

Knicksfan20 · Post #14 » by **Knicksfan20** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:22 pm

KNICKS BBOOOOOOTTYYYYY LEEEEETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ozwizard8 · Post #15 » by **ozwizard8** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:24 pm

If Rose plays we'll blow them by 20 in the half.
If not we'll need clutch Melo in 4th.

El Poochio · Post #16 » by **El Poochio** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:31 pm

RIP Sushibear

Jalen Bluntson · Post #17 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:34 pm

Knicksfan20 wrote:

KNICKS BBOOOOOOTTYYYYY!!!

LMAO! I was scrolling down...fistful of Jergens....then the last pic....you got me...I didn't stop fapping.....I just looked around and hoped no one noticed!

DROPS TISSUE!

El Poochio · Post #18 » by **El Poochio** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:34 pm

Read on Twitter

Jalen Bluntson · Post #19 » by **Jalen Bluntson** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 1:37 pm

Holy ****....eat at the Y!

F N 11 · Post #20 » by **F N 11** » Fri Dec 9, 2016 2:18 pm

Not snitching but people go through threads at work wtf man