Porzingis thread #4: The KP era is upon us

god shammgod · Post #61 » by **god shammgod** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:06 pm

you can't lead with herps.....when you're getting in people's face to tell them to play harder, all they're gonna be thinking is "please don't touch me"

thebuzzardman · Post #62 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:08 pm

Marty McFly wrote:you forgot the hitler youth haircut. he basically has to be MJ in order to make it ok for him to wear that haircut.

Will update!

god shammgod · Post #63 » by **god shammgod** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:09 pm

actually i take it back. herps can dominate on o. who's gonna closely guard herps ? not me. just let that motherf*cker go. go head man, you can score. aint fighting him for no rebounds, nothing. that's all you man. i'mma start running back now. hopefully i'll foul out this game.

thebuzzardman · Post #64 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:12 pm

god shammgod wrote:actually i take it back. herps can dominate on o. who's gonna closely guard herps. not me. just let that motherf*cker go. go head man, you can score. aint fighting him for no rebounds, nothing. that's all you man. i'mma start running back now. hopefully i'll foul out this game.

Agreed. I think he won the skills competition this way. However, I felt obligated to list it as a negative as I was collecting those who saw this affliction in a negative light. Like mama clyde always said, "God gives you herpes, make buckets"

Sark · Post #65 » by **Sark** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:14 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Not Joel Embiid
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Not Jokitch
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Not the real unicorn
Attitude sucks
WHG is better
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Not KT
Has herps
Instagram models + over thirst (could be related to prior)
no testicular fortitude
Working out wrong way
Too much Janis work
Janis is bad agent and person
Alt-Right Hairdo

Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

You forgot short wingspan.

thebuzzardman · Post #66 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:14 pm

Sark wrote:
thebuzzardman wrote:Sucks.

Isn't good on D.
Can't defend 4's
5's beat him up
Not Alpha enough
Post game sucks
Not Joel Embiid
Gets abused by midgets
His blocks are fake
Handle needs work
Not Jokitch
Lives on the perimeter too much
Ran Phil out
Anemic
Too deferential
Not the real unicorn
Attitude sucks
WHG is better
Sean Van Novacamby
License revoked
Not KT
Has herps
Instagram models + over thirst (could be related to prior)
no testicular fortitude
Working out wrong way
Too much Janis work
Janis is bad agent and person
Alt-Right Hairdo

Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

You forgot short wingspan.

I depend on my RealGM Knicks brethren to help. Will update.

Sark · Post #67 » by **Sark** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:17 pm

Didnt punch Anthony Randolph.

Or does that fall under the not alpha?

These are easy.

thebuzzardman · Post #68 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:18 pm

Did anyone hate the Latvian rap song? I can't remember. I don't think it counts though.

SelbyCobra · Post #69 » by **SelbyCobra** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:19 pm

How is the word "diva" nowhere on such an exhaustive list?

Also, "too tall".

thebuzzardman · Post #70 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:20 pm

Sark wrote:Didnt punch Anthony Randolph.

Or does that fall under the not alpha?

These are easy.

I added it, can't believe I didn't have it originally. I gave it it's one place, as I think "Non Alpha" reflects a general condition, while there was a lot of negative excitement around the Randolph event specifically.

Sark · Post #71 » by **Sark** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:21 pm

Doesn't pass the ball/ no assists/ black hole on offense.

thebuzzardman · Post #72 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:21 pm

SelbyCobra wrote:How is the word "diva" nowhere on such an exhaustive list?

Also, "too tall".

I felt that Diva was encompassed in "bad attitude" but I think the state of Divaness is unique, so will add.

Sean Van Novacamby contains "too tall Sean" in there, but will clarify with own item

Sark · Post #73 » by **Sark** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:22 pm

Bad screener/ weak picks.

I got these coming all night. Just have to remember the past 2 years of game threads.

thebuzzardman · Post #74 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:27 pm

Did I miss "poor rebounder" for god's sake? What an oversight

battabing10 · Post #75 » by **battabing10** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:27 pm

Wolfgang630 wrote:I wonder how many more shots KP will take? I think he took around 14 last year. I expect 20 this year and with a better efficiency he should easily average 22+ points a game.

you don't want kp6 to be taking more than 16-18 shots a game. that would not be conducive to team play or winning. better for him to develop as a playmaker this year, meaning 4-5 assists on average. i expect the same sort of development from hardaway.

we need complete players if we are going to become contenders: defense and playmaking at every position, nobody with a usage rate above 28%.

thebuzzardman · Post #76 » by **thebuzzardman** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:28 pm

Well, other than that small list of flaws, we love KP!

Sark · Post #77 » by **Sark** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:28 pm

Responsible for that whiny kid being representative of our fan base. How many times do I have to see that damn gif when others talk about Knick fans.

Sark · Post #78 » by **Sark** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:35 pm

Non committal. Might sign QO and leave us early.

Though with the list of flaws, this might be a good thing.

battabing10 · Post #79 » by **battabing10** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:36 pm

2010 wrote:https://hoopshabit.com/2017/09/26/new-york-knicks-the-team-has-a-leader-and-its-not-kristaps-porzingis/

They are questioning KP's leadership ability and suggesting that Frank Ntilikina and Enes Kanter are better equipped to lead the team.

"They" meaning yet another internet conceited douchebag millenial with delusional "insight" into human nature. LOL comical!

Kampuchea · Post #80 » by **Kampuchea** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:42 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Sucks.

-> Isn't good on D.
-> Can't defend 4's
-> 5's beat him up
-> Not Alpha enough
-> Post game sucks
-> Not Joel Embiid
-> Gets abused by midgets
-> His blocks are fake
-> Handle needs work
-> Not Jokitch
-> Lives on the perimeter too much
-> Ran Phil out
-> Anemic
-> Too deferential
-> Not the real unicorn
-> Attitude sucks
-> WHG is better
-> Sean Van Novacamby
-> License revoked
-> Not KT
-> Has herps
-> Instagram models + over thirst (could be related to prior)
-> no testicular fortitude
-> Working out wrong way
-> Too much Janis work
-> Janis is bad agent and person
-> Alt-Right Hairdo
-> Wingspan challenged
-> Injury prone
-> Punked by Anthony Randolph
-> Diva
-> Too tall/too spindley
-> No Sharrington Disease
-> Bad screener/ weak picks
-> P&R needs work
-> Poor court sense
-> Tends to drift
-> Poor rebounder

Did I miss anything aggregating the various negative opinions?

Imagine if everyone here hated him.

In all honesty, this list has brought a number of other issues to my attention which I did not even consider previously. I was already concerned about our supposed "star" of the future, now I am confident he will never live up to the hype or the pressures of New York.

GTFO Herpzingis.