I think
it's time to end this Knick Civil War. The Unicorns have won. Strike your banner men and join your brothers and sisters under
the United Boroughs of West Indies and get behind
K. Porzingis.
The official signing of the Peace Treaty will be held at
Conrad's Bakery over Rum Cake and coffee, 299 Utica Ave, in the Freehold of Brooklyn, NY. If "Mean" Greenie behaves, we'll chip in for a Rum Cake to take home.
Oklahoma City Deep Friars (4-5) vs
Portlandia Protesters (6-4): Oh my goodness, something terrible happened on Melo's way to getting a Championship ring!
Atlanta Peachtree Tea (2-8) vs Cleveland Cheaps (4-6) [Joke r/t ESPN interview Lebron/Wade Spotify]: Oh my goodness, something terrible has happened during the Cavs return trip to the NBA Finals! After Wade retires, Lebron is having him shot in the back of the barn and selling his cartilege for glue and rubber bands.
Boston "Chow-dah" (8-2) vs Orlando Shots (6-4) [Too soon?]: Pretty much the C's resolved their Horford issue. M. Morris, the brother who hates Jeff Hornacek a little less, becomes the man inside while Horford plays outside. It's worked putting Horford on Melo and other shooting forwards.