OT: Sneaking alcohol to an NFL game

sushibear · Post #21 » by **sushibear** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 5:39 pm

Fortune55 wrote:Lol @$$ holes. So I take it it’s nearly impossible to sneak it in. I smoke so I’m good cuz I’m gonna put my vape pen and oil in my shoe.

Lol @$$ holes.

Well that's one way to sneak that sucker in.

el13adnino · Post #22 » by **el13adnino** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 5:49 pm

scout the security and pay them $10-20 and your good to go

Fortune55 · Post #23 » by **Fortune55** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 5:54 pm

Man I remember I took my wife to the lion king broadway show and we didn’t sneak any nips in. Thought the security was gonna be tight but they didn’t even check or bags or pat us down. I sat there sober and regretted not trying. Ended up paying like 36 bucks for two cups of wine. I got money all day to pay for it, but f*ck that. I’m from the hood baby.

blueNorange · Post #24 » by **blueNorange** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:15 pm

so pre-gaming is not enough that your drunk azz wants to sneak inside the stadium to get more belligerent and potentially ruining the game for others around you?

i hope you get caught.

blueNorange · Post #25 » by **blueNorange** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:18 pm

Fortune55 wrote:I got money all day to pay for it, but f*ck that. I’m from the hood baby.

guessing you don't have money all day to pay for it then.

DE FENSE · Post #26 » by **DE FENSE** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:23 pm

Just dip a tampon in some vodka and stick it up your ass. Or stop being so cheap. One of those.

Clyde_Style · Post #27 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:27 pm

sushibear wrote:
Fortune55 wrote:Lol @$$ holes. So I take it it’s nearly impossible to sneak it in. I smoke so I’m good cuz I’m gonna put my vape pen and oil in my shoe.

Lol @$$ holes.

Well that's one way to sneak that sucker in.

IAmTheBest · Post #28 » by **IAmTheBest** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:34 pm

Get a couple of those small bottles hand sanitizer or skin lotion empty them out and fill with liquor

Or if you going with a girl empty some perfume bottles and put liquor and ask her to put it in her purse

Post #29 » by **Deeeez Knicks** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:35 pm

Can always finish it up while waiting in the 30-40minute security line

IAmTheBest · Post #30 » by **IAmTheBest** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:36 pm

Buy an ileostomy bag and fill it with liquor and tape it to your abdomen

Post #31 » by **King of Canada** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:36 pm

Do it high school dance style and go on a tour the day before and hide it in a bathroom toilet tank

Post #32 » by **King of Canada** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:37 pm

Dress up as a priest so they're not very suspicious

Clyde_Style · Post #33 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:40 pm

Do it Midnight Express style and plant your bottles on the person in front of you on the line to get in.

If they get caught they'll do time in a Turkish prison, but at least you still get to see the game a free man.

Clyde_Style · Post #34 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:45 pm

IAmTheBest wrote:Get a couple of those small bottles hand sanitizer or skin lotion empty them out and fill with liquor

Or if you going with a girl empty some perfume bottles and put liquor and ask her to put it in her purse

Gack! Might as well skip those steps and just drink the sanitizer and perfume straight up. Will get buzzed either way I'm sure

Clyde_Style · Post #35 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 6:47 pm

IAmTheBest wrote:Buy an ileostomy bag and fill it with liquor and tape it to your abdomen

Bring a colonic bucket full of booze and when questioned by security just point to the tube sticking out of your butt and say "detoxing"

Post #36 » by **Deeeez Knicks** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 7:05 pm

Clyde_Style wrote:
IAmTheBest wrote:Get a couple of those small bottles hand sanitizer or skin lotion empty them out and fill with liquor

Or if you going with a girl empty some perfume bottles and put liquor and ask her to put it in her purse

Gack! Might as well skip those steps and just drink the sanitizer and perfume straight up. Will get buzzed either way I'm sure

Suntan bottles work well too

or go full rum ham

Clyde_Style · Post #37 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 7:07 pm

Deeeez Knicks wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
IAmTheBest wrote:Get a couple of those small bottles hand sanitizer or skin lotion empty them out and fill with liquor

Or if you going with a girl empty some perfume bottles and put liquor and ask her to put it in her purse

Gack! Might as well skip those steps and just drink the sanitizer and perfume straight up. Will get buzzed either way I'm sure

Suntan bottles work well too

or go full rum ham

Dr. Detfink · Post #38 » by **Dr. Detfink** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 7:14 pm

Watch on YouTube

Canadian rappers seem to have a handle on how to do this, covertly...oh wait. :nonono:

Post #39 » by **Jeff Van Gully** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 8:15 pm

Fortune55 wrote:Lol @$$ holes. So I take it it’s nearly impossible to sneak it in. I smoke so I’m good cuz I’m gonna put my vape pen and oil in my shoe.

didn't think you'd have to sneak a vape pen in. they don't know what's in it unless you tell.

and this problem is why people tailgate. get their early. get faded before. save on drinks spent inside.

my team will usually crush a bottle of jameson or something before going in. usually lasts through the first half. by then i'm ready for recovery mode anyway.

Clyde_Style · Post #40 » by **Clyde_Style** » Fri Dec 1, 2017 8:19 pm

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