Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself

[br7knicks]

wtf you guys talking about? theyre not monkeys, or apes. 5 silverback gorillas. people can barely handle 1, let alone 5. id take 5 gorillas to take on the lions, grizzlies, bulls, crocs. plus, can easily take out eagles. plus, theyd grab **** to beat every rat that comes near them.


they can take a few shots from elmer fudd too. how does everyone NOT get gorilla, at least as one of them?

Yea that’s my line of thinking... crocs can’t really open their mouths quickly... Gorillas can prob just grab them by the mouth n rip them apart. The weapons thing is underrated too... they can uproot small trees and swing those things. Wolves would be fairly easy for them too... it’s just 3 a piece. They can prob just grab and fling them around with minimal damage.

What I don’t get is the hunter... how can people leave that out? He can hit these animals from so far away. He’d easily pick off a good amount from each group before my G-Unit had to go to work.

we bought a new reading program for our school. one of the books required is all about gorillas. i've learned a **** load about them. they push over live trees and use the trunks as bridges. **** are smart as hell too.

i don't know why i wouldn't pick the hunter. half of my family hunts. i guess i'd have to know, is he coming with an AR, or a shotgun, or like a .22. i guess it can be whatever you want

[br7knicks]

eh gorillas aint **** underwater

this isn't like setting of an amazing movie, like deep blue sea. most of these animals would die quickly underwater

[br7knicks]

The gorillas and them pack of lions.

Yeah that's what I'm picking. The Gorillas are super smart.. and so are the lions. And I can just hop on one of the Lions or have one of the Gorillas carry me to safety. Have them make a circle around me and I'm goos.

just have a few eagles carry you around to safety in the sky

look at this picture from this very real video

[br7knicks]

It's me, 5 gorillas, and 4 lions right? That's just a lot of power and smarts.. the rest of them animals.. except for maybe the Wolves aren't too smart.

The bulls are the only real threat because there are 7. The crocs on land are virtually useless.

The hunter would pick you off from 300 yards away.

Where does it say he would be 300 yards away? At first sight I'm sacrificing my gorillas. He's not going to be able to kill 5 charging gorillas.

We need more info.

Are the animals on your side trained and ready to attack on your command?

What kind of terrain is this on? Can we chill in the water or on an island with trained crocs to protect us?

Do we take on one group at a time?

How far apart does the battle start? Would the hunter have the drop on you by knowing your position once this starts? What kind of gun does he have? And what’s the capacity?

Shyt like that would clear this up a bit.

the way they talked about it on the radio.

1. they're trained and at your command.
2. no crazy setting. 70 degree open plains, maybe a tree or two, but a way to help you somewhat with each animal (some water for crocs, even though they're more land based than water based).
3. this aint a **** 70's kung fu movie. they're coming at you at once.
4. not sure how far apart. enough to think what's going on and analyze the battle.

4 lions and 10 crocodiles. It's clear as day.

what? how you going to take on the eagles? lions can't keep up with wolves. ain't strong enough to take on gorillas or grizzlies

[Fat Kat]

Don’t know why anyone would pick the Gorillas. A grizzly would kill a gorilla with one swipe.

I’d go with the hunter and the bears. Have the bears surround me as I picked everything off. That’s the only chance at survival

[br7knicks]

this might be the best thread ever

Im going with one hunter and three grizlies

I figure the Griz take the most to kill and the hunter can't be coming to kill me so better to have him on my side to snipe off the lions and gorillas and wolves

those rats are gonna suck though

man. i originally liked the 3 grizzlies. but i 5 silverback gorillas? i think that's unfair. their intelligence is just ridiculous. and their strength? not sure if only 3 grizzlies can take on all of those wolves, lions, and bulls at the same time. 5 grizzlies? that'd be a different story.

[br7knicks]

Don’t know why anyone would pick the Gorillas. A grizzly would kill a gorilla with one swipe.

I’d go with the hunter and the bears. Have the bears surround me as I picked everything off. That’s the only chance at survival

5 grizzlies? yeah. hell no. 5 gorillas is nasty. those kodiak and yukons are beastly, but only 3. i'd take 5 silverbacks over only 3. gorillas would just rip off the arms of the grizzlies

[Greenie]

Deadshot and 10k rats.

Watch me go un-injured.

Gunna be hard when you have 50 eagles coming at u and those rats getting eaten for lunch.

Deadshot will pick off those eagles.
10 thousand RATS(not mice, RATS) are actually dangerous. While dealing with all those rats those animals are getting a bullet after all the eagles are gone.

[br7knicks]

Deadshot and 10k rats.

Watch me go un-injured.

Gunna be hard when you have 50 eagles coming at u and those rats getting eaten for lunch.

Deadshot will pick off those eagles.
10 thousand RATS(not mice, RATS) are actually dangerous. While dealing with all those rats those animals are getting a bullet after all the eagles are gone.

it really is hard not to pick 10k rats. that's what i hope people know the difference of. these aren't mice, they're rats.

and hell, let's say they somehow kill all 10k rats at that moment? in a few days, disease will kill the rest. they almost wiped europe off the map. a slow burn

[Fat Kat]

Don’t know why anyone would pick the Gorillas. A grizzly would kill a gorilla with one swipe.

I’d go with the hunter and the bears. Have the bears surround me as I picked everything off. That’s the only chance at survival

5 grizzlies? yeah. hell no. 5 gorillas is nasty. those kodiak and yukons are beastly, but only 3. i'd take 5 silverbacks over only 3. gorillas would just rip off the arms of the grizzlies

A gorilla couldn’t really hurt a Grizzly. Take a look at the side by side comparison. There are reports of a grizzly decapitating a moose with one swipe. Nothing but a hunter really stands a chance vs. a grizzly. I do realize that I’d eventually get overwhelmed though

[Fat Kat]

Gunna be hard when you have 50 eagles coming at u and those rats getting eaten for lunch.

Deadshot will pick off those eagles.
10 thousand RATS(not mice, RATS) are actually dangerous. While dealing with all those rats those animals are getting a bullet after all the eagles are gone.

it really is hard not to pick 10k rats. that's what i hope people know the difference of. these aren't mice, they're rats.

and hell, let's say they somehow kill all 10k rats at that moment? in a few days, disease will kill the rest. they almost wiped europe off the map. a slow burn

Yeah. I might have to switch from bears to rats.

[Smash3]

This is a great game originally I was going with the gorillas and lions, but now I'm leaning towards the gorillas and the hunter. The rats are a problem tho lol

[Clyde_Style]

All I need is one Val Kilmer with an Anal Intruder and you're all toast

Spoiler:

[br7knicks]

Don’t know why anyone would pick the Gorillas. A grizzly would kill a gorilla with one swipe.

I’d go with the hunter and the bears. Have the bears surround me as I picked everything off. That’s the only chance at survival

5 grizzlies? yeah. hell no. 5 gorillas is nasty. those kodiak and yukons are beastly, but only 3. i'd take 5 silverbacks over only 3. gorillas would just rip off the arms of the grizzlies

A gorilla couldn’t really hurt a Grizzly. Take a look at the side by side comparison. There are reports of a grizzly decapitating a moose with one swipe. Nothing but a hunter really stands a chance vs. a grizzly. I do realize that I’d eventually get overwhelmed though

well like i said, i was originally going with grizzly, especially those ones in Alberta. but pound for pound? the silverback is 400 lbs of pure muscle, and that anger factor they get? it's like they go super sayjin if you look at them the wrong way. they're smart and use weapons too. trust me, i read it in one of my third grader's books.

[br7knicks]

This is a great game originally I was going with the gorillas and lions, but now I'm leaning towards the gorillas and the hunter. The rats are a problem tho lol

like i said, depends what the hunter is going with. if it's just a semi-auto rifle, even a .45, .50, 30-06, or a .308, it's going to be tough for him. but if you give him an AR or shotgun, he'll be able to take down a bunch of those 50 EAGLES and 10k rats.


i'm really torn about eagles.

[Jose7]

the rationales are funny as hell all over this thread

[King of Canada]

The gorillas and them pack of lions.

Yeah that's what I'm picking. The Gorillas are super smart.. and so are the lions. And I can just hop on one of the Lions or have one of the Gorillas carry me to safety. Have them make a circle around me and I'm goos.

just have a few eagles carry you around to safety in the sky

look at this picture from this very real video

That video, although it looks super real, apparently was created by a student. I remember when it first surfaced years ago. Eagles DGAF though.

[BigShot Bojan]

Where are the 1000 honey Badgers?

[be reasonable]

This is an easy decision actually. Give me the hunter and the wolf pack. The two most cunning and intelligent killers on the planet. And they'll make mince meat out of the rest of the animal groups their. And we'll be barbecuing the Buffalo by nightfall to celebrate a good days work.

[Capn'O]

Deadshot and 10k rats.

Watch me go un-injured.

Yassssss! Worst case scenario, all your enemies still have rats all over them.