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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#141 » by spree8 » Mon Feb 5, 2018 5:15 pm

HEZI wrote:The hunter got an AR 15 now? :lol:

Nah, if we are judging by that picture, your hunter got a rifle with no scope.

This is all you got

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lol yo br7 said we could roll with the AR. At least I picked semi-auto :lol:

The gun you posted has like a 5 round capacity... that’s suicide.
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#142 » by waya » Mon Feb 5, 2018 5:16 pm

Eagles and bears because khabib
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#143 » by HEZI » Mon Feb 5, 2018 5:20 pm

spree8 wrote:
HEZI wrote:The hunter got an AR 15 now? :lol:

Nah, if we are judging by that picture, your hunter got a rifle with no scope.

This is all you got

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lol yo br7 said we could roll with the AR. At least I picked semi-auto :lol:

The gun you posted has like a 5 round capacity... that’s suicide.


Nah that's cheating then. Gotta go by what the picture illustrates. That's why I didn't take the hunter. You can't just make up what weapon you give the hunter, then it's not fair. Then you could say you take King Kong because he's technically a Gorilla :lol:

5 King Kong's and it's game over for everybody. Keep the game fair, you can't have a hunter with an AR 15 bro
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#144 » by spree8 » Mon Feb 5, 2018 5:50 pm

HEZI wrote:
spree8 wrote:
HEZI wrote:The hunter got an AR 15 now? :lol:

Nah, if we are judging by that picture, your hunter got a rifle with no scope.

This is all you got

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lol yo br7 said we could roll with the AR. At least I picked semi-auto :lol:

The gun you posted has like a 5 round capacity... that’s suicide.


Nah that's cheating then. Gotta go by what the picture illustrates. That's why I didn't take the hunter. You can't just make up what weapon you give the hunter, then it's not fair. Then you could say you take King Kong because he's technically a Gorilla :lol:

5 King Kong's and it's game over for everybody. Keep the game fair, you can't have a hunter with an AR 15 bro



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Then I’m rollin with the 50 eagles and the 5 gorillas.

Br7 said there’s a tree or two... so me n my G-Unit are climbing up them sum bytches and chillin while I send a group of eagles to take out the hunter. Prob lose a couple, but whatever.

Then they can start to take out the rats... about 200 each. Rats can try n climb the trees after me while the eagles are taking them out, but we can just kick them back down.

After that, while the lions, crocs, wolves, and bears are waiting around, I’ll send the eagles to claw/peck their eyes out and do as much damage as possible. Then the gorillas come down and take care of whatever is left.

That’s the best I got lol.
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#145 » by NoLayupRule » Mon Feb 5, 2018 6:17 pm

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NoLayupRule wrote:this might be the best thread ever

Im going with one hunter and three grizlies

I figure the Griz take the most to kill and the hunter can't be coming to kill me so better to have him on my side to snipe off the lions and gorillas and wolves

those rats are gonna suck though


man. i originally liked the 3 grizzlies. but i 5 silverback gorillas? i think that's unfair. their intelligence is just ridiculous. and their strength? not sure if only 3 grizzlies can take on all of those wolves, lions, and bulls at the same time. 5 grizzlies? that'd be a different story.

Haha

My tactic is the bears protect and build a wall around me and the hunter while he picks off the big game like the lions and apes and such
The bears can handle the wolves and eagles and faster things that are hard for the hunter
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#146 » by Kurt Rambis » Mon Feb 5, 2018 9:29 pm

Crocs & rats.

I'll be in water with my 10 crocs... How the hell those animals gonna get me in a river swimming with my buddies? Most of them can't swim to begin with. They'll be drown before crocs eating them. :lol:

Eagles can attack from above but i'll be surrounded by 10 crocs.. I might get some scratches nothing deadly especially in water with 10 crocs around me. They can bite anything on me in within seconds.

Rats for the man with rifle. He can't shoot 1000 rats. They can follow him by smell or foot steps before he can get close in a mile away and no where to hide from rats. 1000 will be eating him alive before he has a chance to see me.

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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#147 » by Kurt Rambis » Mon Feb 5, 2018 9:58 pm

How many Kanters to defend us though?

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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#148 » by Context » Mon Feb 5, 2018 11:40 pm

i love how this thread evolved lmao...I still think we need to assume that we have full command over what ever animal we pick. With that said...My first mission is to smoke out a hunter with 500 cat size rats. A hunter only has 2 arms and how many bullets that he can load over 10 minutes lets say... Here's some additional info on rats:

Rats can climb brick walls, trees, and telephone poles, and walk across telephone lines. Rats can fall from a height of 50 feet without getting hurt. Rats can jump three feet in the air from a flat surface and leap more than four feet horizontally


https://www.fws.gov/pacificislands/publications/Ratsfactsheet.pdf

The hunter if hes lucky may kill 50 of them before my 500 rip him to shreds. Now I have the hunters rifle...9,550 rats and my 5
gorillas on command. My next target would be the bears. Again I send 100-300 rats to smoke them out and from a far I pick off the bears with my rife...See where this is going? easy work...
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#149 » by Thugger HBC » Mon Feb 5, 2018 11:46 pm

Context wrote:i love how this thread evolved lmao...I still think we need to assume that we have full command over what ever animal we pick. With that said...My first mission is to smoke out a hunter with 500 cat size rats. A hunter only has 2 arms and how many bullets that he can load over 10 minutes lets say... Here's some additional info on rats:

Rats can climb brick walls, trees, and telephone poles, and walk across telephone lines. Rats can fall from a height of 50 feet without getting hurt. Rats can jump three feet in the air from a flat surface and leap more than four feet horizontally


https://www.fws.gov/pacificislands/publications/Ratsfactsheet.pdf

The hunter if hes lucky may kill 50 of them before my 500 rip him to shreds. Now I have the hunters rifle...9,550 rats and my 5
gorillas on command. My next target would be the bears. Again I send 100-300 rats to smoke them out and from a far I pick off the bears with my rife...See where this is going? easy work...

Hopefully for you this will be a night battle. All 1000 of them will be sleep during the day. :lol:
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#150 » by Context » Mon Feb 5, 2018 11:53 pm

Thugger HBC wrote:
Context wrote:i love how this thread evolved lmao...I still think we need to assume that we have full command over what ever animal we pick. With that said...My first mission is to smoke out a hunter with 500 cat size rats. A hunter only has 2 arms and how many bullets that he can load over 10 minutes lets say... Here's some additional info on rats:

Rats can climb brick walls, trees, and telephone poles, and walk across telephone lines. Rats can fall from a height of 50 feet without getting hurt. Rats can jump three feet in the air from a flat surface and leap more than four feet horizontally


https://www.fws.gov/pacificislands/publications/Ratsfactsheet.pdf

The hunter if hes lucky may kill 50 of them before my 500 rip him to shreds. Now I have the hunters rifle...9,550 rats and my 5
gorillas on command. My next target would be the bears. Again I send 100-300 rats to smoke them out and from a far I pick off the bears with my rife...See where this is going? easy work...

Hopefully for you this will be a night battle. All 1000 of them will be sleep during the day. :lol:

good point...

I think the rats are getting slept on:
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#151 » by Thugger HBC » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:00 am

Context wrote:
Thugger HBC wrote:
Context wrote:i love how this thread evolved lmao...I still think we need to assume that we have full command over what ever animal we pick. With that said...My first mission is to smoke out a hunter with 500 cat size rats. A hunter only has 2 arms and how many bullets that he can load over 10 minutes lets say... Here's some additional info on rats:



https://www.fws.gov/pacificislands/publications/Ratsfactsheet.pdf

The hunter if hes lucky may kill 50 of them before my 500 rip him to shreds. Now I have the hunters rifle...9,550 rats and my 5
gorillas on command. My next target would be the bears. Again I send 100-300 rats to smoke them out and from a far I pick off the bears with my rife...See where this is going? easy work...

Hopefully for you this will be a night battle. All 1000 of them will be sleep during the day. :lol:

good point...

I think the rats are getting slept on:
[youtube][/youtube]

There's a reason why there is 1000 of them. They're virtually useless in this battle. Every animal in this battle are daylight predators, except the rats, and they can barely see. No way that's defending me. You're dead before dinner time having them protect you.
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#152 » by Context » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:12 am

Thugger HBC wrote:
Context wrote:
Thugger HBC wrote:Hopefully for you this will be a night battle. All 1000 of them will be sleep during the day. :lol:

good point...

I think the rats are getting slept on:
[youtube][/youtube]

There's a reason why there is 1000 of them. They're virtually useless in this battle. Every animal in this battle are daylight predators, except the rats, and they can barely see. No way that's defending me. You're dead before dinner time having them protect you.

all the more reason for us to attack you by night and its 10,000...
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#153 » by Thugger HBC » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:14 am

Context wrote:
Thugger HBC wrote:
Context wrote:good point...

I think the rats are getting slept on:
[youtube][/youtube]

There's a reason why there is 1000 of them. They're virtually useless in this battle. Every animal in this battle are daylight predators, except the rats, and they can barely see. No way that's defending me. You're dead before dinner time having them protect you.

all the more reason for us to attack you by night and its 10,000...

But this is a day fight tho....
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#154 » by Context » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:31 am

Thugger HBC wrote:
Context wrote:
Thugger HBC wrote:There's a reason why there is 1000 of them. They're virtually useless in this battle. Every animal in this battle are daylight predators, except the rats, and they can barely see. No way that's defending me. You're dead before dinner time having them protect you.

all the more reason for us to attack you by night and its 10,000...

But this is a day fight tho....

Thug, nothing about the challenge said it was "Day"
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Post#155 » by Thugger HBC » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:33 am

Context wrote:
Thugger HBC wrote:
Context wrote:all the more reason for us to attack you by night and its 10,000...

But this is a day fight tho....

Thug, nothing about the challenge said it was "Day"

Every animal depicted roams during the day except the rats.
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Re: Pick 2, prepare to defend yourself 

Post#156 » by Grinditout » Tue Feb 6, 2018 12:54 am

At some point the having the numbers just over powers everything else.
I’m taking the rats and the eagles
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Post#157 » by Knicksfan20 » Tue Feb 6, 2018 2:38 am

Grinditout wrote:At some point the having the numbers just over powers everything else.
I’m taking the rats and the eagles

Then once you are victorious u have a **** load of rats to take care of.
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Post#158 » by kane » Tue Feb 6, 2018 4:13 am

1 hunter will wipe it any of those animals and for my second rats just so i dont have to deal with them lol
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Post#159 » by Isiahthomass » Tue Feb 6, 2018 4:38 am

I think 10,000 Rats will take out just about any of those other animals aside from the Eagles. The 3 Grizzlies will take out the Eagles and/or whatever remains of the others after the rats.
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Post#160 » by Guano » Tue Feb 6, 2018 7:09 am

We are the top of the food chain for a reason. I'll take a human and the other choice doesn't matter.
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