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OT: The Official Coronavirus thread - Be well, be safe
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:57 pm
by HarthorneWingo
If you see something, make sure to tell Wingo.
This is what I know so far:
-masks don't work
-hand sanitizer actually makes your skin more porous over time, so that not a solution
-wash your hands all the time
-stay away from sick people
-if you're sick, stay home
-stay out of large public gathering
-don't touch your face with your hand
-stop shaking hands with people
-shammgod has to stop hanging out in public restrooms.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020 10:48 pm
by Kampuchea
Keep selling stocks so my bear holdings keep going up.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 2:52 am
by iLLmatic860
What NBA areana are you most likely to catch the coronavirus?
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 2:54 am
by Jeff Van Gully
this is going to end well.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 3:37 am
by Clyde_Style
HarthorneWingo wrote:If you see something, make sure to tell Wingo.
This is what I know so far:
-masks don't work
-hand sanitizer actually makes your skin more porous over time, so that not a solution
-wash your hands all the time
-stay away from sick people
-if you're sick, stay home
-stay out of large public gathering
-don't touch your face with your hand
-stop shaking hands with people
-shammgod has to stop hanging out in public restrooms.
Also try to avoid situations like this:
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 3:38 am
by N Y K
Kampuchea wrote:Keep selling stocks so my bear holdings keep going up.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 3:39 am
by N Y K
DaT WaVeY RiCaN wrote:What NBA areana are you most likely to catch the coronavirus?
Bait
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 4:01 am
by thebuzzardman
Might solve global warming by putting a nice dent in the human population.
#Brightside
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 4:59 am
by HarthorneWingo
thebuzzardman wrote:Might solve global warming by putting a nice dent in the human population.
#Brightside
I believe that the believers in faith healing might get hit hard. What the line in Vegas?
Oh, and don’t forget to cough into your elbow. I went to the liquor store tonight and Babu kept coughing while he cashed me out and I had to hold my breath the entire transaction.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 5:21 am
by Little Italia
Stack up on many cases of water. Try to get at least 10 cases of water. If you have a big family, get double. Or better yet, stack up on as much as you can.
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Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 8:02 am
by spree2kawhi
Understand that the flu may be much worse.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 8:21 am
by gavran
This only kills old and already sick people, stop freaking panicking.
On the same note, it was nice knowing you Wingo.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 9:39 am
by duetta
How can we infect Dolan?
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 2:45 pm
by BallSacBounce
Deeeez Knicks wrote:If is transmitted thru blow up dolls this board is done
Only if they're shared.
Wait....
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 2:46 pm
by BallSacBounce
I think we should rename it the Wingo Wuhan virus in homage to that legendary bat eater.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 3:56 pm
by Capn'O
spree2kawhi wrote:Understand that the flu may be much worse.
Flu strains kill more people annually because many more people get them. Those that get this virus are 20-30x more likely to die than from the flu. While it mostly impacts people with already compromised systems some of the cases have been unpredictable in their impacts and there are some indications that the body reacts worse to re-infection i.e. doesn't build up antibodies. This virus is also communicable like the flu so without quarantining efforts it
could spread to impact millions globally.
None of this is to say "panic" but it is critical to take this threat seriously. Understanding the risks, current locations of outbreaks, and taking a few precautionary steps (making sure your stocks of anti-cold and anti-inflammatory medications are current, knowing procedures for if you think you've contracted the virus) could save many lives.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 4:04 pm
by K_ick_God
Right so far this 20x more likely to cause death.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 6:12 pm
by Jalen Bluntson
I never drink Corona so...I'm safe.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 6:31 pm
by Dantares
I'm shook. 50 residents and employees out of 280 in a nursing home in Kirkland, WA are showing symptoms. I have family nearby in Seattle, this has probably been spreading in the Seattle metro area for weeks. I hope people dont dismiss this and say this is overblown or whatever. please take precautions.
edit: and i just found out they are not cancelling the Seattle Sounders soccer game where 60000 people are expected to gather today.
Re: OT: The official Coronavirus fear mongering thread
Posted: Sun Mar 1, 2020 6:35 pm
by HarthorneWingo
duetta wrote:How can we infect Dolan?
The green font was not necessary.
