Cash: "Hey Hal...Olson and Marte will help our hitting tremendously but will cost us about $40 million for just next season."
Hal: "Homina, homina...how much!?!?!?"
Cash: "about $40 million for just next season."
Hal: "Jeezus Christ Cash, you think I'm made out of money?!?!"
Cash: "but how else can we improve our offense?"
Hal: "Hmm...how much does a hitting coach cost? Aren't they supposed to help make the offense better??!?"
Cash: "about $200k? but I don't think there's any one hitting coach out there that can help this team..."
Hal: "Then hire 3 of them! And you know what? Throw in another pitching coach as well. I mean heck if I knew they were that cheap we coulda hired a lot more of them instead of trading for the Jocarlo Stantion guy."
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