Noel status

Rockazoids · Post #1 » by **Rockazoids** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 3:44 pm

Why didn't Noel play yesterday? Should he be packing his bags because he's getting traded? Or is he hurt again.
I don't see anything on this board about him.

KnixtapeH20 · Post #2 » by **KnixtapeH20** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 3:59 pm

Heard he's mulling over a career change to act as a hat holder

blueNorange · Post #3 » by **blueNorange** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 4:30 pm

noel update:

Read on Twitter

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Post #4 » by **duetta** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 4:49 pm

His hemorrhoids were acting up...

Rockazoids · Post #5 » by **Rockazoids** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:05 pm

duetta wrote:His hemorrhoids were acting up...

Holy no sh*t!

Spree2Houston · Post #6 » by **Spree2Houston** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:07 pm

He tried carrying the team bags but they were too heavy for him and ended up hurting his back

KnixtapeH20 · Post #7 » by **KnixtapeH20** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:17 pm

He tried to make the trip but couldn't catch the flight

god shammgod · Post #8 » by **god shammgod** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:01 pm

he's been very injury prone his whole career

rajajackal · Post #9 » by **rajajackal** » Sun Jan 16, 2022 6:27 pm

god shammgod wrote:he's been very injury prone his whole career

our dumbest signing this offseason imo

Mister Ed · Post #10 » by **Mister Ed** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:52 am

Status is $32 million richer.

F N 11 · Post #11 » by **F N 11** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 4:03 am

Same boat as Kemba.

bearadonisdna · Post #12 » by **bearadonisdna** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:38 am

from now on lets not sign guys who cant pass a physical

Clyde_Style · Post #13 » by **Clyde_Style** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 1:04 pm

Knicks trainers forgot to tie down Noel on a windy day. He’s gone

robillionaire · Post #14 » by **robillionaire** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 1:51 pm

Rockazoids wrote:Why didn't Noel play yesterday? Should he be packing his bags because he's getting traded? Or is he hurt again.
I don't see anything on this board about him.

He’s had nagging knee soreness ever since Danny Green jumped into his knee but they are doing load management because they are showcasing the other players and want to rest him up for the playoffs. yeah that’s it

thebuzzardman · Post #15 » by **thebuzzardman** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 2:07 pm

Just the stupidest signing. He and Mitch are the same player, essentially. Why bring back another Mitch?
Keep Mitch and should have signed a C with some ability to score or stretch the floor, at least more than 2 feet from the basket.

NoDopeOnSundays · Post #16 » by **NoDopeOnSundays** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 2:36 pm

Status - Paid.

Clyde_Style · Post #17 » by **Clyde_Style** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:16 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Just the stupidest signing. He and Mitch are the same player, essentially. Why bring back another Mitch?
Keep Mitch and should have signed a C with some ability to score or stretch the floor, at least more than 2 feet from the basket.

No, Mitch is Mitch
Noel is Helium Mitch

evevale · Post #18 » by **evevale** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:24 pm

well done everyone, ya'll in excellent form going into today's matinee game

and i don't think anyone but rob cares about where nerlens is :lol:

knicksNOTslick · Post #19 » by **knicksNOTslick** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:32 pm

thebuzzardman wrote:Just the stupidest signing. He and Mitch are the same player, essentially. Why bring back another Mitch?
Keep Mitch and should have signed a C with some ability to score or stretch the floor, at least more than 2 feet from the basket.

Some posters on here swore he was better than Mitch last year and beginning of the year.

It was a horrible signing from the start. I wish someone in the front office compiled all the clips of easy baskets Noel could have scored if he knew how to catch a basketball. Granted nobody on the Knicks is a Steve Nash or Jason Kidd at passing, and yes, Randle, does pass to teammates like he's playing dodgeball. But something is wrong with Noel's hands.

Post #20 » by **DOT** » Mon Jan 17, 2022 3:46 pm

evevale wrote:

well done everyone, ya'll in excellent form going into today's matinee game

and i don't think anyone but rob cares about where nerlens is

Sources: robillionaire is beside himself. Driving around downtown New York begging (thru texts) Noel's family for address to Nerlens' home