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OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August)

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OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August) 

Post#1 » by HarthorneWingo » Mon Aug 8, 2022 6:11 am

I actually found this on Reddit and there are some great ones. Everyone LOVE "DubiousHandles" Here's a good one ...

Kyrie Irving: Half man, half a season. :lol:
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Post#2 » by thebuzzardman » Mon Aug 8, 2022 10:56 am

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Re: OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August) 

Post#3 » by Luv those Knicks » Mon Aug 8, 2022 1:28 pm

How about R Barrett because he has no J. (is that too mean?)

Works with Ulius Randle too.
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Post#4 » by Clyde_Style » Mon Aug 8, 2022 1:46 pm

Dubious Handles still holds the belt
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Re: OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August) 

Post#5 » by nykballa2k4 » Mon Aug 8, 2022 5:37 pm

HarthorneWingo wrote:I actually found this on Reddit and there are some great ones. Everyone LOVE "DubiousHandles" Here's a good one ...

Kyrie Irving: Half man, half a season. :lol:


Kyrie cannot have Vince AKA Wince Carter's nickname of "half man, half a season"
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Re: OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August) 

Post#6 » by nykballa2k4 » Mon Aug 8, 2022 5:41 pm

If we are doing vintage:
Big Snacks:
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Post#7 » by Polk377 » Mon Aug 8, 2022 5:47 pm

nykballa2k4 wrote:If we are doing vintage:
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I always liked Al "Free Candy" Harrington
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Post#8 » by spree2kawhi » Mon Aug 8, 2022 8:54 pm

LeBron has almost finished his career without a suitable nickname.
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Post#9 » by ellobo » Mon Aug 8, 2022 9:03 pm

"Westbrick" has become mainstream.

Here's a video of first round picks Malaki Branham and Jeremy Sochan playing a word association game. Branham is trying to get Sochan to guess the term "triple double" and gives the clue: "Russell Westbrook gets them a lot."

Sochan's response: "Bricks."

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Re: OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August) 

Post#10 » by nykballa2k4 » Mon Aug 8, 2022 11:05 pm

spree2kawhi wrote:LeBron has almost finished his career without a suitable nickname.

"LeBrick"
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Post#11 » by Jalen Bluntson » Mon Aug 8, 2022 11:12 pm

KD. Kid Drama
Kyrie. Flatso
LeBron. LeBytch
RWB. Westbroke
Julius Randle. Foolius Boolius Dubious Handle
Evan Fournier. Bad Steak
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Post#12 » by vallen » Mon Aug 8, 2022 11:37 pm

FrankFooters :lol:
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Re: OT: Insulting NBA nicknames (It's August) 

Post#13 » by Clyde_Style » Mon Aug 8, 2022 11:48 pm

I'd rank this as the best Knick Name after Dubious Handles

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