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NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:26 pm
by thebuzzardman
7:30 PM, EST, MSG
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Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:27 pm
by thebuzzardman
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Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:30 pm
by robillionaire
Porzingis is pretending to be injured so he doesn’t have to come into MSG and face Randle

GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:30 pm
by Clyde_Style
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Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:31 pm
by robillionaire
This is the first and true game thread, go anuses

Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:32 pm
by thebuzzardman
Discus:

Knox - sucks or no?
Cam - bum juice or liquid hobo?
RJ - Love em' or he's a robot
Randle - hate him, love him, analyze his mental state
Homer, hater or realist
TS% - Greatest basketball evaluation tool ever?
Actual Game
Mitch - Big difference maker or big dummy?
Hartenstein - is it ok to call him Shartenstein when he plays like, well, shart?
Melo's oreo habit
Shammod's menthol cigarette habit
Chanel's TS% habit
Guano's Fournier condition
Obi - legit or Turbo Lance Thomas?

And many more!

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:33 pm
by Guano
Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:33 pm
by Clyde_Style
Guano wrote:Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

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Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:37 pm
by 3toheadmelo
Heat for good luck

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Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:37 pm
by Guano
Clyde_Style wrote:
Guano wrote:Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

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gif is a perfect representation of when the season starts and reality hits

Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:38 pm
by iLLmatic860
I would trade Randle For KP

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:38 pm
by Clyde_Style
Guano wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
Guano wrote:Only playing lotto teams in the preseason should do wonders to temper expectations.

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gif is a perfect representation of when the season starts and reality hits


I have no clue when or why I made that one, but there it was in my GIF gallery waiting to be brought back from the GIF graveyard. Seems you've been catching some heat lately so it seems pretty useful now :lol:

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:41 pm
by Jalen Bluntson
Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:43 pm
by Guano
Clyde_Style wrote:
Guano wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:Image


gif is a perfect representation of when the season starts and reality hits


I have no clue when or why I made that one, but there it was in my GIF gallery waiting to be brought back from the GIF graveyard. Seems you've been catching some heat lately so it seems pretty useful now :lol:


I'm confident Fourni3r will bounce back tonight with a solid 15pts to take the heat off.

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:44 pm
by Clyde_Style
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:


Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:47 pm
by Jalen Bluntson
Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:


Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage


I don't recall the player but, wait...was it Trey Burke? I am almost positive it was Trey Burke.

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:48 pm
by Guano
Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:


Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage



We're not knocking black bean burgers now are we. I'm catching strays all over the place here.

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:49 pm
by Clyde_Style
Are We Ther Yet wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:


Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage


I don't recall the player but, wait...was it Trey Burke? I am almost positive it was Trey Burke.


Oh, you mean the Tiny Tot Dribbling Machine? :lol:

Re: GT: Wizards @ Knicks, 7:30 PM Friday

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:49 pm
by Clyde_Style
Guano wrote:
Clyde_Style wrote:
Are We Ther Yet wrote:Red Vines. What player did Red go all in on and snap? Elfturd? :lol:


Was that the trigger?

That's like flipping out over a veggie burger shortage



We're not knocking black bean burgers now are we. I'm catching strays all over the place here.


Fk black bean burgers and the horse they rode in on!

Harsh enough?

Re: NYC Anuses vs Sleeve of Wizards Preseason Game Thread - 10/14, 7:30

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 1:54 pm
by RHODEY
[quote="thebuzzardman"]Discus:

Knox - sucks or no?
Cam - bum juice or liquid hobo?
RJ - Love em' or he's a robot
Randle - hate him, love him, analyze his mental state
Homer, hater or realist
TS% - Greatest basketball evaluation tool ever?
Actual Game
Mitch - Big difference maker or big dummy?
Hartenstein - is it ok to call him Shartenstein when he plays like, well, shart?
Melo's oreo habit
Shammod's menthol cigarette habit
Chanel's TS% habit
Guano's Fournier condition
Obi - legit or Turbo Lance Thomas?

And many more![/quote]
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