OT: Joke of the day

drsd · Post #1 » by **drsd** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:18 pm

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry," said the first one.

"Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew down to the ground and found a nice plot of newly plowed ground that was full of worms.

They ate and ate and ate till they could eat no more.

"I am so full, I don't think I can fly back up into the tree," said the first one.

"Let's just lay back here and bask in the warm sun," said the second.

"OK," said the first. So they plopped down, basking in the sun.

No sooner had they fallen asleep, when a big fat tomcat sneaks up and gobbles them up.

As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought .......

"I JUST LOVE BASKIN ROBINS."

laVal03 · Post #2 » by **laVal03** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:04 pm

please add corny in the sublect line before "joke of the day"

OrlandoMagic · Post #3 » by **OrlandoMagic** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:21 pm

im glad you did this over the internet, if i heard this in person, you would be recieveing just a blank stare from me

laVal03 · Post #4 » by **laVal03** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:27 pm

while your at it add "bad"

MagicFan3 · Post #5 » by **MagicFan3** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:29 pm

I thought your entire post was going to say "NBA refs."

RoBo02 · Post #6 » by **RoBo02** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:57 am

............

It made me smile.... Thats good enough for me! I liked it

j-ragg · Post #7 » by **j-ragg** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:25 am

I used to hate this thread.

magicmamma · Post #8 » by **magicmamma** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:36 am

I thought it was funny, and I loved it when we had an active joke thread.

TheMadMagician · Post #9 » by **TheMadMagician** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:12 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAH M(*)(* ^&%% HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Post #10 » by **damo[23]** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:21 pm

j-ragg wrote:I used to hate this thread.

It hated you buddy. Two way street. Much like the one the chicken crosses.

SEE I MADE A FUNNY.

zuppafly · Post #11 » by **zuppafly** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:23 pm

Funniest joke in the world:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjbYNgIi5ss

Gerhalt11 · Post #12 » by **Gerhalt11** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:33 pm

A guy walks into a bar and sits down at the counter next to another guy and they get to talking.

First guys says, "What are you drinking?"

Second guy says, "Magic beer."

First guy says, "That's ridiculous, there's no such thing as magic beer."

Second guy says, "Oh yeah? Watch this." He takes a swig, walks over to the window, jumps out, flies around the building three times and lands back in his seat.

First guy says, "That's amazing! Bartender, give me a bottle of magic beer!" He takes a swig, walks over to the window, jumps out...plummets five stories and dies on impact.

The bartender says to the second guy, "You know something...you're a real jackass when you're drunk, Superman."

cwas2882 · Post #13 » by **cwas2882** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:18 pm

Our backcourt