Orlando Magic: The Musical. *Raptors Playoff Edition*

[FFBlitzace]

That's right folks. Back by no demand whatsoever, Maestro Blitz assembles the boys once again to deliver another thrilling show.

Link to the original Magic musical.

This one is dedicated to our upcoming series with the Raptors. It's based on The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Youtube link to original song. But who doesn't know this song?



The Raptors Went Down to Florida


The Raptors went down to Florida
They were lookin for a series win
They thought Moon got robbed, he was really jobbed
Cause that half dunk wasn't a ten

When they came across this young Turk
Dancin' really crazy and shootin' it hot
And their best man swatted his shot away and said,
"Turk, let me tell you what.

"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a decent player too.
If our fans would care and the Hawks were fair
We'd have more wins than you

"Now, you play a pretty good forward, Turk,
But give Chris Bosh his due
I'll bet a sig of shame agaist your fame
Cause I think we're better than you."

The Turk said, "My name's Hedo,
And I hate to risk it all,
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
Cause Dwight Howard crushes all!"

Magic loosen up your bones and play your defense hard,
Cause hell's broke loose on RealGM, so please come save us, Shard
And if you win you send those f***ing Raptors fans back home
But if you lose, your poor fans will get trolled

Chris Bosh put on his jersey
And he said, "We'll take the tip."
And they laid it on the Magic hard
As they tried to right the ship.

And he shot the ball right through the hoop
And it made an evil swish
Then a band of Raptors joined in
And it sounded somethin' like this

When the quarter closed, Hedo said,
"Well you're pretty good CB,
But sit down on the bench right there
And watch us light it up from 3!"

Stan Van shouting, "Run, boys, run!"
Scoring on the Raps is so much fun
Their scrubs on the wings just can't guard Mo
Mitchell, is your team tough? No, child, no.

Then CB bowed his head
Because he knew that they'd been beat
And he laid his sweaty jersey
On the court at Hedo's feet

Hedo said, "CB, just come on back
If yall ever want to play again.
Cause I told you once, you son of a bitch,
We're the best there's ever been."

[Greer]

classic haha

[TheGlyde]

[PapeSowish]

LMAO. That was great.

[CourtsideTV]

people in the lab are looking at me funny as i start crying of laughter.

[CourtsideTV]

whats more disturbing..how you know this song..or the fact that you wrote up these lyrics;) i keedd

[Gerhalt11]

I smell Grammy!

Well done, sir.

[magik9113]

very nice.

[snapcracklepape]

not gonna lie, that was pretty funny.

[Max Power]

All I can say is.....that was an INSTANT CLASSIC!!!! FF, you are the greatest thing since sliced bread, scratch that, you are greater than sliced bread.

[ilikebeer]

ugh

[darthcheech2000]

Sweet!

[LBPTarHeel27]

Yessir.

A stickied thread should be made that all of the creative posts like this about the series can be put in to...have a battle of threads as well. Post a poll once the series is over and see who had the best individually and as a team.

Classic though, great job.

[PapeSowish]

Hey FFBlitzace, can I have your permission to borrow this idea and post one I made on the Raps' board?

[FFBlitzace]

Yeah, go ahead. Just make sure to promote mine . Hey, a man's gotta make a livin. I need these ticket sales.

[Shaazzam]

That's awesome. Made me laugh my ass off.

Kudos sir.

[ITdude]

[y 2 a B]

Good stuff Blitz.

By far your best work.

[FFBlitzace]

We won because of this song. I don't think anybody can argue that.