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OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#1 » by CourtsideTV » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:34 pm

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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#2 » by LBPTarHeel27 » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:44 pm

I would re-word the title to...

"Hey Kobe, Tell Me How My @$$ Tastes"
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#3 » by damo[23] » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:53 pm

Wade and Kobe should do a duet, with Penny on the turn tables,

"Shaq, cant do it without your superstar wingman".

Works both ways.

Mildly amusing but still pretty embarassing.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#4 » by ivDT » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:25 pm

shaq's funniest to date.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#5 » by UCFknight84 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:51 am

of course ESPN is making a huge deal out of something so insignificant
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#6 » by theTHIEF » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:52 am

meh...not really a diss...worse if you're Kobe Bryant...
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#7 » by ivDT » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:33 am

UCFknight84 wrote:of course ESPN is making a huge deal out of something so insignificant


insignificant?

this is hot-tracks-street-sweeper material.

this thing can go platinum if shaq irons some of the wrinkles out.

belee dat.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#8 » by MoGrAdY » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:48 am

Dat was dope real talk.. Hilarious too..
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#9 » by MagicMadness » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:08 am

Man, he pwned Ewing. I could be wrong, but it sounded like he MIGHT have dissed Kobe as well.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#10 » by streetp0et » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:20 am

have you not seen the general board? kobe fans are all up in arm. zomg somebody 'dissed' their favorite player to a rap beat.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#11 » by MagicMadness » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:49 am

If you're asking me, I was just being sarcastic because of the thread title.

Shaq had this to say afterwards:

Reached by ESPN's Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#12 » by damo[23] » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:09 am

Oh that makes it alright then.

Hey, Thief, I dont like your shoes.

Dont worry I'll say I dont have an issue with you in another thread, maybe.

Its like the pre-school philosophy of insulting.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#13 » by Gerhalt11 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:18 pm

How did he go platinum when the best he can come up with is, "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes?"

Is anyone else tired of this whole Kobe/Shaq thing? It was sort of interesting the first two or three years after the trade, but now it's just boring. Shaq is done, while Kobe just won an MVP. Everyone says Kobe can't win without Shaq, but Shaq can't win without a franchise wing player, either, so I guess it's a draw. I like Shaq a lot, I do, but he really needs to just shut up.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#14 » by Optimus_Steel » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:21 pm

Why is this even news? Mike and Mike had a whole segment this morning on this. Really this is nothing. This is not news.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#15 » by mhectorgato » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:38 pm

prorl wrote:Why is this even news? Mike and Mike had a whole segment this morning on this. Really this is nothing. This is not news.


It's not news in the typical sense. But news in the typical sense is mostly gone and forgotten.

Plus, we're in a sports lull - NBA, NFL and NHL are all done with their seasons. There's only so much you can talk about the draft. Baseball in the middle of it's long and drawn out 342 game season.
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Re: OT: Shaq disses Patrick Ewing 

Post#16 » by Gerhalt11 » Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:42 pm

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prorl wrote:Why is this even news? Mike and Mike had a whole segment this morning on this. Really this is nothing. This is not news.


It's not news in the typical sense. But news in the typical sense is mostly gone and forgotten.

Plus, we're in a sports lull - NBA, NFL and NHL are all done with their seasons. There's only so much you can talk about the draft. Baseball in the middle of it's long and drawn out 342 game season.


Exactly. Which is why Imus is back in the news. :roll:

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