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I would re-word the title to...
"Hey Kobe, Tell Me How My @$$ Tastes"
"Hey Kobe, Tell Me How My @$$ Tastes"

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Wade and Kobe should do a duet, with Penny on the turn tables,
"Shaq, cant do it without your superstar wingman".
Works both ways.
Mildly amusing but still pretty embarassing.
"Shaq, cant do it without your superstar wingman".
Works both ways.
Mildly amusing but still pretty embarassing.
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shaq's funniest to date.
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of course ESPN is making a huge deal out of something so insignificant
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give"
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meh...not really a diss...worse if you're Kobe Bryant...
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UCFknight84 wrote:of course ESPN is making a huge deal out of something so insignificant
insignificant?
this is hot-tracks-street-sweeper material.
this thing can go platinum if shaq irons some of the wrinkles out.
belee dat.
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Dat was dope real talk.. Hilarious too..
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Man, he pwned Ewing. I could be wrong, but it sounded like he MIGHT have dissed Kobe as well.
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have you not seen the general board? kobe fans are all up in arm. zomg somebody 'dissed' their favorite player to a rap beat.
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If you're asking me, I was just being sarcastic because of the thread title.
Shaq had this to say afterwards:
Shaq had this to say afterwards:
Reached by ESPN's Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."
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Oh that makes it alright then.
Hey, Thief, I dont like your shoes.
Dont worry I'll say I dont have an issue with you in another thread, maybe.
Its like the pre-school philosophy of insulting.
Hey, Thief, I dont like your shoes.
Dont worry I'll say I dont have an issue with you in another thread, maybe.
Its like the pre-school philosophy of insulting.
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How did he go platinum when the best he can come up with is, "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes?"
Is anyone else tired of this whole Kobe/Shaq thing? It was sort of interesting the first two or three years after the trade, but now it's just boring. Shaq is done, while Kobe just won an MVP. Everyone says Kobe can't win without Shaq, but Shaq can't win without a franchise wing player, either, so I guess it's a draw. I like Shaq a lot, I do, but he really needs to just shut up.
Is anyone else tired of this whole Kobe/Shaq thing? It was sort of interesting the first two or three years after the trade, but now it's just boring. Shaq is done, while Kobe just won an MVP. Everyone says Kobe can't win without Shaq, but Shaq can't win without a franchise wing player, either, so I guess it's a draw. I like Shaq a lot, I do, but he really needs to just shut up.
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Why is this even news? Mike and Mike had a whole segment this morning on this. Really this is nothing. This is not news.
aka: prorl
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prorl wrote:Why is this even news? Mike and Mike had a whole segment this morning on this. Really this is nothing. This is not news.
It's not news in the typical sense. But news in the typical sense is mostly gone and forgotten.
Plus, we're in a sports lull - NBA, NFL and NHL are all done with their seasons. There's only so much you can talk about the draft. Baseball in the middle of it's long and drawn out 342 game season.
NEM wrote: However, I'm a fan of my team winning so, keep the winning coming. All the "tank" fans can take their crap to another board. We are here to win.
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mhectorgato wrote:prorl wrote:Why is this even news? Mike and Mike had a whole segment this morning on this. Really this is nothing. This is not news.
It's not news in the typical sense. But news in the typical sense is mostly gone and forgotten.
Plus, we're in a sports lull - NBA, NFL and NHL are all done with their seasons. There's only so much you can talk about the draft. Baseball in the middle of it's long and drawn out 342 game season.
Exactly. Which is why Imus is back in the news.
