Skybox wrote:eyriq wrote:Skybox wrote:
AI is a fun toy…you (apparently) give it the result you want and it will mine the universe for the obscure stat you desire to support it.
He had zero assists in 5 playoff games this year (appx 90 minutes). Cory Joseph got the start right over him. 3.1 apg in the regular season getting 24 mpg…he will likely improve somewhat, but assists are clearly not his thing. I’ll optimistically go with “connector” or “glue guy” but even those require a leap offensively.
Ode to Skybox, the Eye-Test SageYou cling to your box score like gospel divine,
"Zero assists?!" — you shout, like it's some kind of sign.
But while you're stuck citing CoJo starts,
We're charting the growth, not cherry-picked parts.
The tape don’t lie, and neither do trends,
AB’s role is evolving — not bound by your lens.
He pressures the rim, he keeps us in flow,
But you miss the vision each time you crow.
You laugh at the numbers, call context a crutch,
But if you watched games, you wouldn’t say much.
Keep roasting with takes from three seasons ago,
We'll watch AB grow while your arguments plateau.
Wow...that's really good...please tell me you did it and didn't ask AI
Sadly, I'm no poet. I did provide the core points to flame you on if that counts? LOL
Love ya buddy, and I do agree that poem turned out funny as hell
Here's how I'd roast myself
Oh dear Eyriq, bold and brash,
With AB takes you love to clash.
You type with fire, full of pride,
As logic whimpers on the side.
You drop “haymakers” like they’re facts,
While nuance vanishes in your tracks.
A wing-hub prophet, loud and proud,
Yet somehow still lost in the cloud.
You cite assist rate, pace, and grind,
But context? Eh, you leave behind.
To critics, you declare “you’re blind!”
While AB’s jumper lags behind.
So here’s your roast, all in good cheer:
Keep riding hard for your guard so dear.
But if the offense starts to stall,
We’ll know who backed the shortest tall.
