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THE Aaron Gordon thread

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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#681 » by Blue_and_Whte » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:25 pm

jgosche wrote:
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MagicStarwipe wrote:He's still 6'9". Unless Hezonja is really 6'11"... which he isn't.


So are you saying arsenal is lying and he really is a hobbit? Like 5'2ish? Cuz that pic...

It's likely that Aaron is leaning forward a bit. Would make him look taller and make his head look bigger lol.

Also, arsenal I hope you didn't walk up to him in the middle of a phone call. :lol:

It's likely that Aarons giant ass head makes him look like he's 7 feet. :lol: Geez.
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#682 » by Blue_and_Whte » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:26 pm

RookieStar wrote:
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So are you saying arsenal is lying and he really is a hobbit? Like 5'2ish? Cuz that pic...

It's likely that Aaron is leaning forward a bit. Would make him look taller and make his head look bigger lol.

Also, arsenal I hope you didn't walk up to him in the middle of a phone call. :lol:


Still less awkward than that hot tub story with Gortat

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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#683 » by Skin » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:05 pm

Is AG's face bigger than Elf's face and fro?
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#684 » by OrlandO » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:40 pm

there should be a bobblehead night for Gordon

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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#685 » by Neon1 » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:47 pm

OrlandO wrote:there should be a bobblehead night for Gordon

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His face looks pretty huge here too TBH....How did I never notice this before?
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#686 » by Blue_and_Whte » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:57 pm

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OrlandO wrote:there should be a bobblehead night for Gordon

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His face looks pretty huge here too TBH....How did I never notice this before?

Feet to shoulders AG is 6'5 with a 4 foot long face.
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#687 » by OrlandO » Mon Jul 13, 2015 6:59 pm

Neon1 wrote:
OrlandO wrote:there should be a bobblehead night for Gordon

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His face looks pretty huge here too TBH....How did I never notice this before?

his Fathead Big Head cut-out is actual size.

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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#688 » by Supreme » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:01 pm

Dude, AG is going to be a problem once his body catches up with his head.
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#689 » by SOUL » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:06 pm

BREAKING: Gordon demands trade from Magic after reading RealGM fans making fun of his head for 3 pages.
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#690 » by OrlandO » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:14 pm

SOUL wrote:BREAKING: Gordon demands trade from Magic after reading RealGM fans making fun of his head for 3 pages.

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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#691 » by doct3r dr3 » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:46 pm

jgosche wrote:
RookieStar wrote:
jgosche wrote:It's likely that Aaron is leaning forward a bit. Would make him look taller and make his head look bigger lol.

Also, arsenal I hope you didn't walk up to him in the middle of a phone call. :lol:


Still less awkward than that hot tub story with Gortat

Fill us youngbloods in on that



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thefranchise2k5 wrote:I saw him at the RDV for the second time today... this time of course where I see most of them... the hot tub. He was with his trainer talking in Serbian really loud and for a really long time... I have no idea what they were saying but man, Gortat has a mouth. I was in the cold plunge with another old naked man (which always happens) and decided if I should say something to him or not because I don't think he speaks much english. I go up to him and say, "Go Magic" and give him a thumbs up. He gave me this straight laced face and said "Alright." I don't know if he understood what I said, but I assumed he knew who the Magic are... It was probably the weirdest response I've ever gotten to anything I've ever said. But anyways the legacy of Gortat continues....


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Post#692 » by Neon1 » Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:40 pm

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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#693 » by seeingstars » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:37 pm

SOUL wrote:BREAKING: Gordon demands trade from Magic after reading RealGM fans making fun of his head for 3 pages.


For reals stfu guys, his heads perfect.
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#694 » by BadMofoPimp » Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:55 pm

seeingstars wrote:
SOUL wrote:BREAKING: Gordon demands trade from Magic after reading RealGM fans making fun of his head for 3 pages.


For reals stfu guys, his heads perfect.


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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#695 » by RookieStar » Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:48 pm

doct3r dr3 wrote:
jgosche wrote:
RookieStar wrote:
Still less awkward than that hot tub story with Gortat

Fill us youngbloods in on that



June 26, 2008:

OT-For all you Gortat Fans...

thefranchise2k5 wrote:I saw him at the RDV for the second time today... this time of course where I see most of them... the hot tub. He was with his trainer talking in Serbian really loud and for a really long time... I have no idea what they were saying but man, Gortat has a mouth. I was in the cold plunge with another old naked man (which always happens) and decided if I should say something to him or not because I don't think he speaks much english. I go up to him and say, "Go Magic" and give him a thumbs up. He gave me this straight laced face and said "Alright." I don't know if he understood what I said, but I assumed he knew who the Magic are... It was probably the weirdest response I've ever gotten to anything I've ever said. But anyways the legacy of Gortat continues....


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... eternal meme-ery ever since


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Jeeeezzzz... AG's head is huge... hey guys, what say we combine K.Leonards' huge hands, AN's huge feet, AG's huge head... what do we get?
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#696 » by MagicStarwipe » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:17 am

Hey, it looks normal when not standing next to a midget lol

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Post#697 » by orlgbfsu » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:50 am

:lol: :lol: these AG head jokes are killing me
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#698 » by SOUL » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:51 am

Or Blake has a bigger head.
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#699 » by jgosche » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:18 am

MagicStarwipe wrote:Hey, it looks normal when not standing next to a midget lol

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Okay then can we make fun of that suit? :lol:
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Re: THE Aaron Gordon thread 

Post#700 » by Skin » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:02 am

jgosche wrote:
MagicStarwipe wrote:Hey, it looks normal when not standing next to a midget lol

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Okay then can we make fun of that suit? :P

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