No folks, it's not offshore yacht racing. It's college football. And it's almost upon us.
With today's release of the preseason top 25 poll, I thought it was time to start up our annual college football thread for all us non-UCF'ers. While I get as riled up by a Knightro dance number as anyone, there are 119 other teams out there. A look at the top five:
1.)

The Tide return a stacked offense in Heisman RB Mark Ingram, QB Greg McElroy and WR Julio Jones. They'll miss the mamma jamma Terrance Cody taking up space on the D-line, but Coach Saban has every reason to believe his team can deliver a third straight undefeated regular season and second straight national championship.
2.)

Everyone is finally ready to see what Terrell Pryor can do. The expectations this young man has faced during his first two years were enough to make anyone buckle, and Coach Tressell is ready to let him loose.
3.)

Reloading after losing "The Messiah" will be no easy feat, but few remember that new QB John Brantley broke every state passing record that Tebow set in high school. With speed at the RB position in Chris Rainey, Jeff Demps and Emmanuel Moody though, don't look for the Gators to revert to the fun n' gun Spurrier offenses of the 90's. The defense will have to answer a lot of questions after losing Brandon Spikes and Carlos Dunlap.
4.)

New QB Garrett Gilbert got a taste of the limelight during last year's BCS title game and now takes over for Colt McCoy. Jordan Shipley's absence gives him one less weapon, but with other big-name offensive departures in the Big 12, Texas is in better shape than many would have thought.
5.)

With the highest preseason ranking in the program's history, Boise State looks to prove to the rest of the country that they can compete for the national title. QB Kellen Moore will likely be in the Heisman conversation after leading his Broncos to a 14-0 season last year, capped off with a Fiesta Bowl victory.