Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

otownflava21 · Post #1 » by **otownflava21** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:45 am

If this thread is read by any Magic affiliate or reader with a same/similar name, I hope this doesn't offend!

Who in all-time Orlando Magic history has the funniest name? It's safe to say the Magic have had a lot of players and personnel during our relatively short NBA history, and a lot with peculiar names. For those who'll complain about this thread look...we're sucking and when that happens it's natural to reminence over the older/better days...So relax and enjoy the memories.

I'll name 2 to start, and see if anyone else can think of any more!!!

Olumide Oyedeji
Jeryl Sasser

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OrlandO · Post #2 » by **OrlandO** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:54 am

Pooper Mario

shadrock · Post #3 » by **shadrock** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:25 am

Jason Smith...

Haha nah j/k, ill say Tree Rollins. Who the fk names their kid Tree?

Max Power · Post #4 » by **Max Power** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:43 am

I'd say Omal McCaskill or Bison Dele take the prize.

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DiplomaticMagic · Post #5 » by **DiplomaticMagic** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:00 am

OrlandO wrote:Pooper Mario

I just died :lol:

DiplomaticMagic · Post #6 » by **DiplomaticMagic** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:18 am

Hedo Turkoglu

mityamag · Post #7 » by **mityamag** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:11 am

shadrock wrote:Jason Smith...

Haha nah j/k, ill say Tree Rollins. Who the fk names their kid Tree?

His real name is Wayne Rollins. Tree is nickname

shadrock · Post #8 » by **shadrock** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:41 am

RUBEN BOUMTJE-BOUMTJE!!!!

drsd · Post #9 » by **drsd** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:31 am

Some thoughts:
Acres, Archibald, Arenas, Avent, Bass, Cato, Demps, Dial, Doleac, Duhon, Francis, Frye, Gaines, Gatling, Hammink, Harkless, Harper, Kerner, Kite, Lamb, Lichti, Marble, Nailon, Ollie, Outlaw, Price x2, Rooks, Royal, Strong, Theus, Tower, Wafer, Webb, and Wolf.

(my favorites in Blue).

And of course:

NEM · Post #10 » by **NEM** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:04 am

Red Stream

All the old timers will know what I'm talking about

fendilim · Post #11 » by **fendilim** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:23 am

Alex Martins

BadMofoPimp · Post #12 » by **BadMofoPimp** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:09 pm

Bum Garbage

Post #13 » by **Def Swami** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:13 pm

Dick DeVos

Post #14 » by **UCFJayBird** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:57 pm

BJ Armstrong.

*insert stupid grin*

Von Wafer

Xatticus · Post #15 » by **Xatticus** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:14 pm

UCFJayBird wrote:BJ Armstrong.

*insert stupid grin*

Von Wafer

Yeah. My vote is for The Dutch Cookie.

Post #16 » by **SD2042** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:54 pm

Jon Koncek
Jeryl Sasser
Keyon Dooling

Nemesis21 · Post #17 » by **Nemesis21** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:02 pm

Geert Hammink

BadMofoPimp · Post #18 » by **BadMofoPimp** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:04 pm

Glen Davis aka Big Baby aka BBD aka

Close 2nd is Hidayet "Hedo" Türkoğlu aka Hedo gonna prove ya'll wrong!!! (that is where it all started.)

RickB-Orlando · Post #19 » by **RickB-Orlando** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:38 pm

Travis Diener

Post #20 » by **SOUL** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:39 pm

Nemesis21 wrote:Geert Hammink

I came here to post this.

You will never be cool with a name like that.