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Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:45 am
by otownflava21
If this thread is read by any Magic affiliate or reader with a same/similar name, I hope this doesn't offend!

Who in all-time Orlando Magic history has the funniest name? It's safe to say the Magic have had a lot of players and personnel during our relatively short NBA history, and a lot with peculiar names. For those who'll complain about this thread look...we're sucking and when that happens it's natural to reminence over the older/better days...So relax and enjoy the memories.

I'll name 2 to start, and see if anyone else can think of any more!!!

Olumide Oyedeji
Jeryl Sasser


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Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:54 am
by OrlandO
Pooper Mario

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:25 am
by shadrock
Jason Smith...

Haha nah j/k, ill say Tree Rollins. Who the fk names their kid Tree?

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:43 am
by Max Power
I'd say Omal McCaskill or Bison Dele take the prize.


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Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:00 am
by DiplomaticMagic
OrlandO wrote:Pooper Mario


I just died :lol:

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:18 am
by DiplomaticMagic
Hedo Turkoglu

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:11 am
by mityamag
shadrock wrote:Jason Smith...

Haha nah j/k, ill say Tree Rollins. Who the fk names their kid Tree?


His real name is Wayne Rollins. Tree is nickname

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:41 am
by shadrock
RUBEN BOUMTJE-BOUMTJE!!!!

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Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:31 am
by drsd
Some thoughts:
Acres, Archibald, Arenas, Avent, Bass, Cato, Demps, Dial, Doleac, Duhon, Francis, Frye, Gaines, Gatling, Hammink, Harkless, Harper, Kerner, Kite, Lamb, Lichti, Marble, Nailon, Ollie, Outlaw, Price x2, Rooks, Royal, Strong, Theus, Tower, Wafer, Webb, and Wolf.

(my favorites in Blue).

And of course:
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Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:04 am
by NEM
Red Stream

All the old timers will know what I'm talking about ;)

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:23 am
by fendilim
Alex Martins

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:09 pm
by BadMofoPimp
Bum Garbage

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:13 pm
by Def Swami
Dick DeVos

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:57 pm
by UCFJayBird
BJ Armstrong.

*insert stupid grin*

Von Wafer

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:14 pm
by Xatticus
UCFJayBird wrote:BJ Armstrong.

*insert stupid grin*

Von Wafer


Yeah. My vote is for The Dutch Cookie.

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:54 pm
by SD2042
Jon Koncek
Jeryl Sasser
Keyon Dooling

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:02 pm
by Nemesis21
Geert Hammink

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:04 pm
by BadMofoPimp
Glen Davis aka Big Baby aka BBD aka

Close 2nd is Hidayet "Hedo" Türkoğlu aka Hedo gonna prove ya'll wrong!!! (that is where it all started.)

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:38 pm
by RickB-Orlando
Travis Diener

Re: Funniest Name in Orlando Magic History

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 9:39 pm
by SOUL
Nemesis21 wrote:Geert Hammink


I came here to post this.

You will never be cool with a name like that.