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OT: Beer contain female hormones!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:14 pm
by magictreat
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
Argued over nothing.
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
Gained weight.
Talked excessively without making sense.
Became overly emotional.
Couldn't drive.
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:20 pm
by magik9113
lol.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:22 pm
by Kent
Okay, I'm sorry, but this seems like one those forwarded emails that have yourself saying, "I want those 30 seconds of my life back." But this is worse because it took longer for me to type and reply to this message.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:25 pm
by Max Power
Ha, thats one of those jokes that are so bad that they are funny. I got one of those too.
Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
I know that was really bad, my grandfather told me that one. Then again, he treats my grandmother liked hired help, so thats ones not funny.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:59 pm
by AdamTheGreek
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:03 pm
by darthcheech2000
explains alot of what I see at games.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:21 pm
by MagicFan3
Older than the Internet.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:28 pm
by craig01
MagicFan3 wrote:Older than the Internet.
':lol:'
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:41 pm
by Optimus_Steel
LOL.
Re: OT: Beer contain female hormones!!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:48 pm
by magicman123
magictreat wrote:This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
Argued over nothing.
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
Gained weight.
Talked excessively without making sense.
Became overly emotional.
Couldn't drive.
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
that explains a lot
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:52 pm
by PimpORL
AdamTheGreek wrote::rofl:
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:55 pm
by EasternMagic
so basically being drunk is the equivalent to being a women... hmmm interesting
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:09 pm
by MagicMadness
Max Power wrote:Ha, thats one of those jokes that are so bad that they are funny. I got one of those too.
Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
I know that was really bad, my grandfather told me that one. Then again, he treats my grandmother liked hired help, so thats ones not funny.
lol...sorry, but lol...
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:27 pm
by surflawyer
So if I get drunk and chase after women that makes me a lesbian?
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:54 pm
by EasternMagic
surflawyer wrote::o So if I get drunk and chase after women that makes me a lesbian?
LMAO at your sig...i had a soccer coach in highschool who brought a coaching soccer for dummies to practice once lol....needless to say he didnt last long
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:25 pm
by UCFknight84
how do you fix a womans watch??
you dont, theres a clock on the oven
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:36 pm
by Bensational
why does Beyonce always sing "to the left, to the left"??
cos women don't have rights.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:29 pm
by Optimus_Steel
surflawyer wrote::o So if I get drunk and chase after women that makes me a lesbian?
I dont know, but that might explain why i get frisky when i drink.
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:48 pm
by maginno
Hmmm. Veeery Interesting.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:04 am
by richi_v25
I thought it was a serious matter and even got scaried bc i love me some beer. I figured that was the reason i have such a man crush on Hedo LOL!!!!(NO HOMO!!!) ok i gots one : why do women marry in white dresses...Tick.tock.tick... ok times up... bc if she married in blue she wouldn't match the frig or the stove !!! ROFLZ!!!