OT: Dwight ain't alone..
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OT: Dwight ain't alone..
(from a thread on another forum I post on..) I never knew so many of these people had illegitimate kids
THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
* Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
* Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
* Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
* Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
* Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
* Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.
* Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
* Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
* Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
* Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
* Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
* Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
* Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
* Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
* Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
* Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
* Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
* Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well.
* Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.
THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
* Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.
THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
* NEW MEMBER - Dwight Howard
* Walter Herrmann
* Peja Stojakovic
* Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
* NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
* NHL player Richard Zednik
* Mike Miller
* Marvin Harrison
* Tracy McGrady
THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
* Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
* Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
* Larry Bird
* Isiah Thomas
* Jim Palmer
* Darryl Strawberry
* Pete Rose
* Tug McGraw
THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
* Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
* Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.
THE QB KIDS GROUP
* Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another while that collar bone heals.
* Tom Brady - the dream baby is here.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
* Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's an incoming freshman at WV. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.
GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
* Antawn Jamison
* Chipper Jones
* DeShawn Stevenson
* Cliff Floyd
* Mark Messier
* Brian Urlacher
* Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
* Oscar De La Hoya
* Juan Gonzalez
* Andre Rison
* David Justice
* Andruw Jones
* Alonzo Spellman
* Dave Meggett
* Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."
* Stephon Marbury
* Jason Kidd
* Allen Iverson
* Latrell Sprewell
* Juwan Howard
* Kenny Anderson
* Scottie Pippen
* Hakeem Olajuwon
* Patrick Ewing
* Randy Johnson
THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
* Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
* Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
* Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
* Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
* Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
* Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.
* Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
* Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
* Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
* Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
* Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
* Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
* Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
* Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
* Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
* Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
* Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
* Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well.
* Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.
THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
* Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.
THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
* NEW MEMBER - Dwight Howard
* Walter Herrmann
* Peja Stojakovic
* Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
* NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
* NHL player Richard Zednik
* Mike Miller
* Marvin Harrison
* Tracy McGrady
THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
* Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
* Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
* Larry Bird
* Isiah Thomas
* Jim Palmer
* Darryl Strawberry
* Pete Rose
* Tug McGraw
THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
* Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
* Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.
THE QB KIDS GROUP
* Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another while that collar bone heals.
* Tom Brady - the dream baby is here.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
* Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's an incoming freshman at WV. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.
GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
* Antawn Jamison
* Chipper Jones
* DeShawn Stevenson
* Cliff Floyd
* Mark Messier
* Brian Urlacher
* Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
* Oscar De La Hoya
* Juan Gonzalez
* Andre Rison
* David Justice
* Andruw Jones
* Alonzo Spellman
* Dave Meggett
* Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."
* Stephon Marbury
* Jason Kidd
* Allen Iverson
* Latrell Sprewell
* Juwan Howard
* Kenny Anderson
* Scottie Pippen
* Hakeem Olajuwon
* Patrick Ewing
* Randy Johnson
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sarah42 wrote:i've read this before. do you have the link? before its locked!
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Super-Religio ... -Blog-5842
Dunno why it would be locked, unless people start arguing over if he should of done that or not..
but aww look at that Dwight pic

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well some forums are really stuck up like the raptor forum. this would be locked as soon as you added it. the lakers forum is another.
i guess the orlando one is laid back! kinda like your defense tonight!
no just kidding. i didn't watch tonight's game. no flaming!
i guess the orlando one is laid back! kinda like your defense tonight!
no just kidding. i didn't watch tonight's game. no flaming!

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BTW, I still maintain that the 1984 Denver Broncos are Lebron's father
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I can't believe there is someone who keeps track of that stuff. They really need a life. Not that it matters because it's really none of our business, but that list is outdated.
I can't speak for everyone on that list, but Mike Miller has been married for a long time -- and to the mother of his child. And Tracy McGrady got married a year or two ago to the mother of all but one of his kids. He does have the one lawsuit pending against him because some other woman wants a raise in the child support he's paying on her child.
MagicFan3, always with the nice things to say....DeShawn became a father when he was playing for the Magic. He had a longtime girlfriend who lived with him for a while after he left here, too, and she is the mother of his child.
Is this really a topic that you want to perpetuate, Soul?
I can't speak for everyone on that list, but Mike Miller has been married for a long time -- and to the mother of his child. And Tracy McGrady got married a year or two ago to the mother of all but one of his kids. He does have the one lawsuit pending against him because some other woman wants a raise in the child support he's paying on her child.
MagicFan3, always with the nice things to say....DeShawn became a father when he was playing for the Magic. He had a longtime girlfriend who lived with him for a while after he left here, too, and she is the mother of his child.
Is this really a topic that you want to perpetuate, Soul?
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lovehoops01 wrote:I can't believe there is someone who keeps track of that stuff. They really need a life. Not that it matters because it's really none of our business, but that list is outdated.
I can't speak for everyone on that list, but Mike Miller has been married for a long time -- and to the mother of his child. And Tracy McGrady got married a year or two ago to the mother of all but one of his kids. He does have the one lawsuit pending against him because some other woman wants a raise in the child support he's paying on her child.
MagicFan3, always with the nice things to say....DeShawn became a father when he was playing for the Magic. He had a longtime girlfriend who lived with him for a while after he left here, too, and she is the mother of his child.
Is this really a topic that you want to perpetuate, Soul?
What am I perpetuating though? I was just astonished to see the amount of people (I guess some are outdated but I'm betting most are not), I've seen threads about shoes turn into a bash fest so I'm not trying to start anything
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thEthIEf wrote:how can this chick and Dwight have been together for years when he was just with Candice Parker not long ago before she got with Sheldon Gorilla Williams?
They were?

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Soul wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
They were?That baby would have been a HOFer
Best leaper ever.

And for the guy who laughed at Peja:

She's Greek and most likely taller than you.

And they're married with that kid.
This thread lost credibility, I could swear that Shawn Kemp had 19-21 kids.
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lovehoops01 wrote:MagicFan3, always with the nice things to say....DeShawn became a father when he was playing for the Magic. He had a longtime girlfriend who lived with him for a while after he left here, too, and she is the mother of his child.
It was a valid question, I didn't mean it in a negative way...
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Yeah. I thought Shawn Kemp could fill a roster for an NFL team with his offspring. I thought it was some ridiculous number also.
I think I'll defend Tracy Mcgrady on this list, he did marry the girl he had those children with if I remember correctly.
As for this thread, why lock it? It makes for interesting discussion, although lovehoops is right about that last one, it turned into some sort of discussion on the virtues of the existance of religion, which was dumb.
The fact is, this stuff happens all the time. I know none have ever been found, but I bet you money there are a few MJ Jr's running around out there. I bet you there are plenty of Sean Penn and George Clooney Jr's too, it's not just a sports thing.
I think I'll defend Tracy Mcgrady on this list, he did marry the girl he had those children with if I remember correctly.
As for this thread, why lock it? It makes for interesting discussion, although lovehoops is right about that last one, it turned into some sort of discussion on the virtues of the existance of religion, which was dumb.
The fact is, this stuff happens all the time. I know none have ever been found, but I bet you money there are a few MJ Jr's running around out there. I bet you there are plenty of Sean Penn and George Clooney Jr's too, it's not just a sports thing.
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