OT: Dwight ain't alone..
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:15 am
(from a thread on another forum I post on..) I never knew so many of these people had illegitimate kids
THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
* Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
* Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
* Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
* Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
* Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
* Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.
* Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
* Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
* Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
* Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
* Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
* Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
* Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
* Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
* Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
* Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
* Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
* Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well.
* Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.
THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
* Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.
THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
* NEW MEMBER - Dwight Howard
* Walter Herrmann
* Peja Stojakovic
* Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
* NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
* NHL player Richard Zednik
* Mike Miller
* Marvin Harrison
* Tracy McGrady
THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
* Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
* Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
* Larry Bird
* Isiah Thomas
* Jim Palmer
* Darryl Strawberry
* Pete Rose
* Tug McGraw
THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
* Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
* Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.
THE QB KIDS GROUP
* Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another while that collar bone heals.
* Tom Brady - the dream baby is here.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
* Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's an incoming freshman at WV. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.
GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
* Antawn Jamison
* Chipper Jones
* DeShawn Stevenson
* Cliff Floyd
* Mark Messier
* Brian Urlacher
* Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
* Oscar De La Hoya
* Juan Gonzalez
* Andre Rison
* David Justice
* Andruw Jones
* Alonzo Spellman
* Dave Meggett
* Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."
* Stephon Marbury
* Jason Kidd
* Allen Iverson
* Latrell Sprewell
* Juwan Howard
* Kenny Anderson
* Scottie Pippen
* Hakeem Olajuwon
* Patrick Ewing
* Randy Johnson
THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
* Calvin Murphy - 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. You sir are our current champion.
* Travis Henry - 9 kids by 9 women. All of this by 28. Impressive. He is on pace to catch Calvin. The fact that he's broke from paying child support may slow him down though.
* Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
* Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. Has more kids than brain cells left.
* Jason Caffey - 8 kids by 7 women.
* Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.
* Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
* Ray Lewis - 6 kids by 4 women.
* Marshall Faulk - 6 kids by 3 women. Which is probably why he considered coming out of retirement.
* Larry Johnson (basketball) - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
* Charles Rogers - Uber-NFL Draft bust reportedly has 5 illegitimate kids...and no paycheck. Definitely the makings of a solid family.
* Vlad Guerrero - 4 kids by 4 women.
* Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
* Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
* Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
* Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.
* Chad Johnson - Has 3 illegitimate kids.
* Shannon "Horseface" Sharpe - 3 as well.
* Mike Bibby - apparently had two before leaving 'Zona.
THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
* Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.
THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
* NEW MEMBER - Dwight Howard
* Walter Herrmann
* Peja Stojakovic
* Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
* NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
* NHL player Richard Zednik
* Mike Miller
* Marvin Harrison
* Tracy McGrady
THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
* Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
* Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women. I actually met one of them.
* Larry Bird
* Isiah Thomas
* Jim Palmer
* Darryl Strawberry
* Pete Rose
* Tug McGraw
THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
* Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.
THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
* Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. Also has 4 more illegitimate kids - making him a middleweight as well.
THE QB KIDS GROUP
* Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another while that collar bone heals.
* Tom Brady - the dream baby is here.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY GROUP
* Noel Devine - He's not an official member yet because he's not a pro. He's an incoming freshman at WV. But he had 2 illegitimate kids in high school, and possibly more. Keep it Noel, a good start, but you've got a long way to go.
GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
* Antawn Jamison
* Chipper Jones
* DeShawn Stevenson
* Cliff Floyd
* Mark Messier
* Brian Urlacher
* Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
* Oscar De La Hoya
* Juan Gonzalez
* Andre Rison
* David Justice
* Andruw Jones
* Alonzo Spellman
* Dave Meggett
* Gary Payton - From a reader: The best part about Gary Payton is that his illegitimate kid is named "Gary Payton, Jr." so that when his wife (or whatever) had a kid, and he wanted a junior, he couldn't do it without major confusion, so he named his legitimate kid "Gary Payton II."
* Stephon Marbury
* Jason Kidd
* Allen Iverson
* Latrell Sprewell
* Juwan Howard
* Kenny Anderson
* Scottie Pippen
* Hakeem Olajuwon
* Patrick Ewing
* Randy Johnson