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Why the Raps were afraid of Dwight
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:14 pm
by DarthBane
Well, series is over so this is all in good fun. I was going to post this image in another thread to help solidify my arguement about Dwight's post play. I'm just posting this because it's a funny image and I can't help but laugh when I see it, but to the mods, feel free to lock/delete if you think it will cause issues.
Without further ado... Why the Raptors are afraid of Dwight in the Post:
Once again, it was a good series by the Magic. Good luck next round. Maybe I'll feel better when Dwight abuses non-Raptor players

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:19 pm
by eyriq
That is a great pic, look at the poor guys face. He's thinking "Am I really gonna get dunked on AND given a wedgie?"
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:20 pm
by MagicNolesFSU
The raps were not afraid. Just unbelievably soft.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:37 pm
by craig01
LOL.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:43 pm
by magicman123
if you ask me, it looks like the player is enoyin that
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:48 pm
by LiteHedded
that image is friggin hilarious
LOL
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:00 pm
by SevereMagic
He was probably tired of Raptors pulling on his cape!
That guy looks truly helpless... so, so Weak.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:05 pm
by DarthBane
SevereMagic wrote:He was probably tired of Raptors pulling on his cape!
That guy looks truly helpless... so, so Weak.
*sigh* The sad part is that Humphries is probably our strongest banger inside. Rasho is probably bit more crafty, but Humphries is just a good old fashioned clumsy bruising big man.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:06 pm
by theTHIEF
reasons they were actually afraid
1) Dwight can bench press their team bus
2) 3 20/20 games
3) No more elbow pads
4) Can block shots better than their entire roster combined
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:08 pm
by SevereMagic
DarthBane wrote:-= original quote snipped =-
*sigh* The sad part is that Humphries is probably our strongest banger inside. Rasho is probably bit more crafty, but Humphries is just a good old fashioned clumsy bruising big man.
LOL! Crazy pic!
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:10 pm
by DarthBane
I figure I'll toss another picture in here. This one shows how awesome the Raps are at rebounding.
Wait... wait... I think I see a red shirt in the bottom left corner!
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:13 pm
by DarthBane
theTHIEF wrote:reasons they were actually afraid
1) Dwight can bench press their team bus
2) 3 20/20 games
3) No more elbow pads
4) Can block shots better than their entire roster combined
Pfft, think what you will... but Dwight trying to grab your crotch has to be #1 on that list. Though I don't doubt all 4 of those contributed to Dwight's legacy.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:16 pm
by theTHIEF
he didnt grab his crotch, or try to...he pushed hump back and had a hold of his shorts, hump came forward to push up and thats why it looks like he has his crotch...
if you just want to post the image, thats fine and lol's...but if you get the whole story...meh, not so lol's...
so...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:25 pm
by theTHIEF
than the picture is all you need...you know what they say, it's worth a thousand words...
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:25 pm
by DarthBane
theTHIEF wrote:he didnt grab his crotch, or try to...he pushed hump back and had a hold of his shorts, hump came forward to push up and thats why it looks like he has his crotch...
if you just want to post the image, thats fine and lol's...but if you get the whole story...meh, not so lol's...
so...
But the picture is so imaginative than the real story. Stop it Thief, I have little to smile about after Monday night

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:42 pm
by sChOlaRlY_Magi
Nice avatar pic there THIEF!
LOL
yo
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:50 pm
by Duradero
I believe that's called a melvin. lol.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:01 pm
by MagicNolesFSU
Dwight beasted toronto all series long.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:06 pm
by TMU
After this season, everyone's going to fear Howard. Even Shaq for that matter.
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:15 pm
by orlandomike
The funny thing is the ref there, he is looking straight at him. Was Howard called for that?