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I always had a feeling someone in the magic Front Office was trying to sabotage the team, somewhere, somehow, someway, with some type of blunderings...but I just couldn't put a finger on it...

Who is the 'scouting' person for the magic I ask you....who is the one who Otis leans toward for info about international/college players and who is his right hand man thru the thick and the thin?

Well magic fans across the world....I hate to shatter your innocent bubble, BUT I present to you what I like to call...EXHIBIT A-Z....


The Magic's very own...Dave "Lemme Tell you Who To Draft Otis LOLZ" Twardzik.... but his location is a little interesting....as he is on enemy territory!


http://alltalksports.files.wordpress.co ... -miles.jpg



Don't know who I'm talking about yet, still wondering how Darius Miles got so fat and not looking closely enough? how about you refresh your memory...


http://www.nba.com/media/magic/06chat_davetwardzik.jpg



now...look to Darius Mile's right....and HIDE THE CHILDREN!


My friends, the evidence is all in the open now...he's been exposed...but what's even worse is that the magic have been exposed...there is a fraud among us and I don't know what this means, but I'll tell you this, I will not rest until "Dave" (if that's his real name anyway) is never spoken about again...in the halls of RDV!!!

you need to go spend time at the cold plunge @ the RDV some more.

CourtsideTV wrote:you need to go spend time at the cold plunge @ the RDV some more.

It's like he's trying to communicate, I just know it!

I apologize to franchise2k5. I got franchise2k5 mixed up with machinefan05.

I actually enjoy reading franchise's posts about the cold plunge as they are halarious.

This one is trying too hard. Sorry magicfan2k5...need to work on presentation a little bit.

^ will do

apologize to everyone, mods

appreciate the critique courtside

ibtl

It was a good attempt magic fan. I enjoyed the concept. I know my life is pretty mundane and boring so I try to make my encounters as funny as they can be without coming across as arrogant or showing off that I get to meet half naked Magic players,

magicfan4life05 wrote:^ will do

apologize to everyone, mods

appreciate the critique courtside

ibtl

why are you apologizing. who am I?

stand up for yourself brah.

And btw it was kind of funny..the part where you said hide your children.

Ah the posts the offseason brings!?!

This thread reminds me of this movie:



Fail.