OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.

Neon1 · Post #1 » by **Neon1** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:08 pm

Meet Jr....6-10 17 year old high school Jr..Size 19 shoe and soon to be 7-0 by
age 21..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_P8mLnJu0

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/w ... index.html

Will be the 1st in line of 300 Kemp kids to soon litter the rosters of all 30
NBA teams....and Europe (they pay better).

MoMM · Post #2 » by **MoMM** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:34 pm

I dont know him, but Kemp Jr`s PG looks much better than Jameer when we talk about setting plays.

The Favero · Post #3 » by **The Favero** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:05 pm

I know he' sin high school, but the kid has like a 6" vertical and no athleticism that I can see. He can dunk on 6'2" white kids all day, but he'd be EATEN up in college/pros.

Post #4 » by **Bensational** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:48 pm

The Favero wrote:I know he' sin high school, but the kid has like a 6" vertical and no athleticism that I can see. He can dunk on 6'2" white kids all day, but he'd be EATEN up in college/pros.

i think the point of this thread is - "what can your kid do that's better?"

i'm sure Olajuwan will have a a few dozen sprogs littering NBA rosters some time soon as well. the league can only be better for it.

macdalejax · Post #5 » by **macdalejax** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:03 am

Can't imagine how many grown men were running around the NBA over the years not knowing they're the offspring of Wilt Chamberlain.

drsd · Post #6 » by **drsd** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:49 am

... and one of at least eight kids -- with at least six different mothers -- fathered by the elder Kemp...

An interesting editorial context to allow "at least" twice in once sentence. I guess the writer was trying to make some kind of point

Optimus_Steel · Post #7 » by **Optimus_Steel** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:39 pm

macdalejax wrote:Can't imagine how many grown men were running around the NBA over the years not knowing they're the offspring of Wilt Chamberlain.

If one of them turn out to be Antoine Walker i am gonna be dissapointed.

Neon1 · Post #8 » by **Neon1** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:22 pm

prorl wrote:
macdalejax wrote:Can't imagine how many grown men were running around the NBA over the years not knowing they're the offspring of Wilt Chamberlain.

If one of them turn out to be Antoine Walker i am gonna be dissapointed.

Chicago board turned me on to this...Shawn Kemp is Indiana, Greg Oden is from Indiana

Im just sayin.

Post #9 » by **damo[23]** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:38 pm

lol @ Oden. More like Kemp's brother than child.

Post #10 » by **Devin 1L** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:25 pm

damo[23] wrote:lol @ Oden. More like Kemp's brother than child.

I've got to admit, Oden does look pretty similar to him -- every bit as much as Shawn Kemp Jr.

Neon1 · Post #11 » by **Neon1** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:32 pm

Devin 1L wrote:
damo[23] wrote:lol @ Oden. More like Kemp's brother than child.

I've got to admit, Oden does look pretty similar to him -- every bit as much as Shawn Kemp Jr.

Well the answer seems obvious....Greg Oden is Shawn Kemps father.

Post #12 » by **damo[23]** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:46 pm

Oden is probably the first teenager in the history of the human race to have someone honestly ask him "so how many grand kids you got pops?"

But to put it back on track. Those people Kemp Jr was playing against didnt look particulary good, I mean they just kinda passed to the air near him and he just turned and did a little bunny hop.

ivDT · Post #13 » by **ivDT** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:59 pm

my sperm has a 50 inch vertical.

top that, shawn.

Post #14 » by **damo[23]** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:38 pm

ivDT wrote:my sperm has a 50 inch vertical.

top that, shawn.

I do not want to know how and why you measured it. I am just hoping to god no one else involved themselves in this little high jump competition.

drsd · Post #15 » by **drsd** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:04 am

In college I was an intern for the Portland Trailblazers (mind you, this was during their Jailblazers heyday while Shawn Kemp was there). I did a bunch of stuff for the PR Department and one day I was filing a bunch of stuff in the office and I came across the Player Questionnaires that they have each new player fill out when they are acquired. It gives them some stupid personal info to include in the media guide and for the announcers and what not. Anyway, on Shawn Kemp’s questionnaire under hobbies it said, “girls”. And my personal favorite – under favorite breakfast he listed, “girls”.

Kemp offered Italian contract Link

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Bucs80 · Post #16 » by **Bucs80** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:27 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYTLc6tZ ... re=related

Post #17 » by **FFBlitzace** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:33 am

drsd wrote:
In college I was an intern for the Portland Trailblazers (mind you, this was during their Jailblazers heyday while Shawn Kemp was there). I did a bunch of stuff for the PR Department and one day I was filing a bunch of stuff in the office and I came across the Player Questionnaires that they have each new player fill out when they are acquired. It gives them some stupid personal info to include in the media guide and for the announcers and what not. Anyway, on Shawn Kemp’s questionnaire under hobbies it said, “girls”. And my personal favorite – under favorite breakfast he listed, “girls”.

Kemp offered Italian contract Link

..

Epic.

Bucs80 · Post #18 » by **Bucs80** » Fri Aug 1, 2008 4:48 am

Apparently he has a white child aswell..

Neon1 · Post #19 » by **Neon1** » Fri Aug 1, 2008 8:29 pm

Bucs80 wrote:Apparently he has a white child aswell..

Forget him....WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE LADY BEHIND HIM?!!

Post #20 » by **Devin 1L** » Fri Aug 1, 2008 9:12 pm

Neon1 wrote:
Bucs80 wrote:Apparently he has a white child aswell..

Forget him....WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE LADY BEHIND HIM?!!

I don't know, but both of their facial expression are scary as hell.