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OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:08 pm
by Neon1
Meet Jr....6-10 17 year old high school Jr..Size 19 shoe and soon to be 7-0 by
age 21..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_P8mLnJu0http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/w ... index.htmlWill be the 1st in line of 300 Kemp kids to soon litter the rosters of all 30
NBA teams....and Europe (they pay better).
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:34 pm
by MoMM
I dont know him, but Kemp Jr`s PG looks much better than Jameer when we talk about setting plays.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:05 pm
by The Favero
I know he' sin high school, but the kid has like a 6" vertical and no athleticism that I can see. He can dunk on 6'2" white kids all day, but he'd be EATEN up in college/pros.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:48 pm
by Bensational
The Favero wrote:I know he' sin high school, but the kid has like a 6" vertical and no athleticism that I can see. He can dunk on 6'2" white kids all day, but he'd be EATEN up in college/pros.
i think the point of this thread is - "what can your kid do that's better?"
i'm sure Olajuwan will have a a few dozen sprogs littering NBA rosters some time soon as well. the league can only be better for it.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:03 am
by macdalejax
Can't imagine how many grown men were running around the NBA over the years not knowing they're the offspring of Wilt Chamberlain.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:49 am
by drsd
... and one of at least eight kids -- with at least six different mothers -- fathered by the elder Kemp...
An interesting editorial context to allow "at least" twice in once sentence. I guess the writer was trying to make some kind of point
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:39 pm
by Optimus_Steel
macdalejax wrote:Can't imagine how many grown men were running around the NBA over the years not knowing they're the offspring of Wilt Chamberlain.
If one of them turn out to be Antoine Walker i am gonna be dissapointed.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:22 pm
by Neon1
prorl wrote:macdalejax wrote:Can't imagine how many grown men were running around the NBA over the years not knowing they're the offspring of Wilt Chamberlain.
If one of them turn out to be Antoine Walker i am gonna be dissapointed.
Chicago board turned me on to this...Shawn Kemp is Indiana, Greg Oden is from Indiana
Im just sayin.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:38 pm
by damo[23]
lol @ Oden. More like Kemp's brother than child.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:25 pm
by Devin 1L
damo[23] wrote:lol @ Oden. More like Kemp's brother than child.
I've got to admit, Oden does look pretty similar to him -- every bit as much as Shawn Kemp Jr.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:32 pm
by Neon1
Devin 1L wrote:damo[23] wrote:lol @ Oden. More like Kemp's brother than child.
I've got to admit, Oden does look pretty similar to him -- every bit as much as Shawn Kemp Jr.
Well the answer seems obvious....Greg Oden is Shawn Kemps father.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:46 pm
by damo[23]
Oden is probably the first teenager in the history of the human race to have someone honestly ask him "so how many grand kids you got pops?"
But to put it back on track. Those people Kemp Jr was playing against didnt look particulary good, I mean they just kinda passed to the air near him and he just turned and did a little bunny hop.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:59 pm
by ivDT
my sperm has a 50 inch vertical.
top that, shawn.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:38 pm
by damo[23]
ivDT wrote:my sperm has a 50 inch vertical.
top that, shawn.
I do not want to know how and why you measured it. I am just hoping to god no one else involved themselves in this little high jump competition.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:04 am
by drsd
In college I was an intern for the Portland Trailblazers (mind you, this was during their Jailblazers heyday while Shawn Kemp was there). I did a bunch of stuff for the PR Department and one day I was filing a bunch of stuff in the office and I came across the Player Questionnaires that they have each new player fill out when they are acquired. It gives them some stupid personal info to include in the media guide and for the announcers and what not. Anyway, on Shawn Kemp’s questionnaire under hobbies it said, “girls”. And my personal favorite – under favorite breakfast he listed, “girls”.
Kemp offered Italian contract Link..
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:27 am
by Bucs80
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:33 am
by FFBlitzace
drsd wrote:In college I was an intern for the Portland Trailblazers (mind you, this was during their Jailblazers heyday while Shawn Kemp was there). I did a bunch of stuff for the PR Department and one day I was filing a bunch of stuff in the office and I came across the Player Questionnaires that they have each new player fill out when they are acquired. It gives them some stupid personal info to include in the media guide and for the announcers and what not. Anyway, on Shawn Kemp’s questionnaire under hobbies it said, “girls”. And my personal favorite – under favorite breakfast he listed, “girls”.
Kemp offered Italian contract Link..
Epic.
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Fri Aug 1, 2008 4:48 am
by Bucs80
Apparently he has a white child aswell..
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Fri Aug 1, 2008 8:29 pm
by Neon1
Bucs80 wrote:Apparently he has a white child aswell..
Forget him....WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE LADY BEHIND HIM?!!
Re: OT: Shawn Kemp's Sperm is better than yours.
Posted: Fri Aug 1, 2008 9:12 pm
by Devin 1L
Neon1 wrote:Bucs80 wrote:Apparently he has a white child aswell..
Forget him....WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE LADY BEHIND HIM?!!
I don't know, but both of their facial expression are scary as hell.