The real Fran Vazquez hypothesis
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:09 am
Ok sooo i have a theory:
Michael Phelps is really Fran Vazquez. Notice that Fran is not playing with the Spanish national team in the Beijing Olympics. Really convinient that Fran is not there and Phelps is in Beijing competing, hmmmmm. Fran is Phelps's basketball alter ego and thus that explains why he turned down the Magic so he can concentrate on winning gold medals in his real love which is swimming. Its a perfect alibi. He gets a double identity in Spain, dupes Twarzdik and uses the Magic to gain leverage, dupes a clueless Spanish team with a big contract and steals their money to fund his swiming training, plays like he is not really there because he really isnt, he is actually training in the pool. And folks this is why Fran Vazquez still has not shown up to the Orlando Magic.
The evidence is overwhelming, case closed.
"Holy s***, that lil mo fo".
Michael Phelps is really Fran Vazquez. Notice that Fran is not playing with the Spanish national team in the Beijing Olympics. Really convinient that Fran is not there and Phelps is in Beijing competing, hmmmmm. Fran is Phelps's basketball alter ego and thus that explains why he turned down the Magic so he can concentrate on winning gold medals in his real love which is swimming. Its a perfect alibi. He gets a double identity in Spain, dupes Twarzdik and uses the Magic to gain leverage, dupes a clueless Spanish team with a big contract and steals their money to fund his swiming training, plays like he is not really there because he really isnt, he is actually training in the pool. And folks this is why Fran Vazquez still has not shown up to the Orlando Magic.
The evidence is overwhelming, case closed.
"Holy s***, that lil mo fo".
Nice find!